愚人节英语搞笑对话

愚人节英语搞笑对话

愚人节英语笑话

1. why are people tired on april fool's day? (愚人节人们为

什么疲倦?)

答：becau they have just had a long march. ( 因为他们刚过

了长长的三月。march 三月;行军)

weather do mice and rats fear? (老鼠害怕什么天气?)

答：when it's raining cats and dogs.(下大雨。rain cats and

dogs 下大雨 )

do dogs refu to follow their masters? (狗什么时候

不愿跟随主人?)

答：when their masters go to the flea market.(主人去跳蚤市

场时。flea 跳蚤 flea market 旧货市场 )

question can never be answered by “yes”? (哪个问题

永远不能答复“是的”?)

答：are you asleep? (你睡着了吗)

tree is always very sad? (那种树总是很伤心?)

答：weeping willow. ( 垂柳 weep哭泣 willow柳树)

can you get water with a ? (什么时候可以用网兜装水?)

答：when water is turned into ice. (当水结成冰时)

is the pig always eating?猪为什么没完没了地吃?

答：he's making a hog of himlf.它想成为一只肉猪。

's the longest word in the world?世界上最长的单词是什

么? 答：smiles. becau there's a mile between the letter

's'.微笑。因为两个字母s中间隔了一里。

question is that to which you must always answer

"yes"? 什么问题你只能答复“yes”?

答："what does y-e-s spell?" (当别人问你)“yes”怎么拼?

were you when the power was cut off? 当停电的时候

你在哪? 答：in the darkness. 在黑暗中

The Swiss Spaghetti Harvest

The respected BBC news show Panorama announced that thanks

to a very mild winter and the virtual elimination of the

dreaded spaghetti weevil, Swiss farmers were enjoying a

bumper spaghetti crop. It

aompanied this announcement with footage of Swiss peasants

pulling strands of spaghetti down from trees. Huge numbers

player, and Sports Illustrated was flooded with requests

for more information. In reality this legendary player only

existed in the imagination of the author of the article,

George

Plimpton。

Instant Color TV

Lincoln Memorial had also been sold. It would now be known,

he said, as the Ford Lincoln Mercury Memorial。

San Sherriff

The British newspaper The Guardian published a special

ven-page supplement devoted to San Sherriff, a small

republic said to consist of veral mi-colon-shaped

islands located in the Indian Ocean. A ries of articles

affectionately described the geography and culture of this

Huckleberry reveal that the announcement was a practical

joke. Nixon's voice was impersonated by edian Rich Little.

Alabama Changes the Value of Pi

The April 1998 issue of the New Mexicans for Science and

Reason

180 degrees for the benefit of their left-handed customers.

The following day Burger King issued a follow-up relea

revealing that although the Left-Handed Whopper was a hoax,

thousands of customers had gone into restaurants to request

the new sandwich. Simultaneously, aording to the press

relea, "many

The British astronomer Patrick Moore announced on BBC Radio

2 that at 9:47 AM a once-in-a-lifetime astronomical event

was going to our that listeners could experience in their

very own homes. The pla Pluto would pass behind Jupiter,

temporarily causing a gravitational alignment that would

counteract and lesn the Earth's own gravity. Moore told

his

The Swiss Spaghetti Harvest

瑞士面条树

spaghetti harvest1957: The respected BBC news show Panorama

announced that thanks to a very mild winter and the virtual

elimination of the dreaded

spaghetti weevil, Swiss farmers were enjoying a bumper

spaghetti crop. It aompanied this announcement with footage

虚拟棒球天才

Sidd Finch1985: Sports Illustrated published a story about

a new rookie pitcher who planned to play for the Mets. His

name was Sidd Finch, and he could reportedly throw a

baball at 168 mph with pinpoint auracy. This was 65 mph

faster than the previous record. Surprisingly, Sidd Finch

had never even played the game before. Instead, he had

mastered the "art of the pitch" in a Tibetan monastery

under the guidance of the "great poet-saint Lama

Milaraspa." Mets fans celebrated their teams' amazing luck

at having found such a gifted player, and Sports

Illustrated was flooded with requests for more information.

In reality this legendary player only existed in the

imagination of the author of the article, George Plimpton。

1985年愚人节，运动画刊杂志一条假消息，称一个名为Sidd Finch

的新人棒球投球手，能投出168mph时速的球，比当时记录高出

65mph；而且这位

station's technical expert, Kjell Stensson, appeared on the

news to announce that, thanks to a new technology, viewers

could convert their existing ts to display color

reception. All they had to do was pull a nylon stocking

over their tv screen. Stensson proceeded to demonstrate the

process. Thousands of people were taken in. Regular color

broadcasts only menced in Sweden on April 1, 1970.

1962年愚人节，当时瑞典还只有一个电视频道，

而且是黑白的。电视台的技术人员当天在新闻中说，彩色电视已经

研发成功，用户只需拿一双尼龙袜盖在电视屏幕上就行。还真有人

信了。

would now be known, he said, as the Ford Lincoln Mercury

Memorial。

1996年愚人节，塔可钟快餐公司说他们买下了美国费城独立厅的大

钟，并重命名为塔可自由钟。愤怒的市民打 给费城的国家历史公

园，要求确认这个消息。几小时后塔可钟快餐公司成认这只是个玩

笑。当天最乌龙的事件还不在此。白宫记者会秘书Mike McCurry被

问到这件事时，随机应变答复说，林肯纪念碑也被卖了，现在被命

名为福特水星汽车纪念碑。

点评：这位秘书真有娱乐精神。咱也可以说，张家界的“哈利路

亚”山被外星人收购了……

San Serriffe