yy按键说话(yy按键说话怎么改键)

发现了一个奇怪的现象，无论早高峰有多挤，大家总能掏出手机。

I found a strange phenomenon. No matter how crowded the morning rush hour is, we can always take out our mobile phones

我是真心想和朋友出去玩，也是真心希望谁都别来约我。这不难理解吧？

I really want to go out with my friends, and I really hope that no one will ask me out. Isn't that hard to understand?

我骑行车的时候，右手手背不知道被什么叮了一下非常痒，我就停在路边，然后用左手一直挠右手的手背。可能我手速有点快，有个小孩过来叫了我一声孙大圣。

When I was riding, the back of my right hand was stung by something. I stopped by the road and scratched the back of my right hand with my left hand. Maybe my hand is a little fast. A child came and called me sun Dasheng.

26键打出“ YYXZZ＂，99％的人会出现同一个人的名字。

When you type "yyxzz" with the key 26, 99% of the people will have the same name.

斗地主是我国国家体育总局认定的智力竞技体育项目，官方名为“竞技二打一扑克”。

Fighting the landlord is an intellectual competitive sport recognized by the General Administration of sports of China, officially known as "competitive two to one poker".

刚毕业：新时代独立女性。

现在：有没有眼瞎的70岁富豪老头娶我，不想自己努力了， 好累。

Just graduated: independent women in the new era.

Now: have blind 70 year old rich old man married me, don't want to work hard, tired.

一般人只粗略地将男性区分为渣与不渣，却忽略了，不渣可以区分为 ：渣不了与不想渣。而不想渣 还可以区分为：渣腻了与还不想渣。

General people only roughly distinguish men into slag and non slag, but ignore that non slag can be divided into: slag can not and don't want slag. And do not want slag can also be divided into: slag enough and not want slag.

取少量学生于试管中，加入过量的作业，溶解过滤，得到学霸和学渣。

往学霸中加入大量试卷，学霸无明显变化。

往学渣中加入少量试卷，学渣全部溶解并产生大量气泡。再往学渣中加入大量游戏，学渣瞬间沸腾。

Take a small number of students in the test tube, add excessive homework, dissolve and filter, and get Xueba and learning residue.

There was no significant change in the number of test papers added to Xueba.

When a small amount of test paper is added to the learning slag, all the learning slag is dissolved and a large number of bubbles are produced. Then add a lot of games to the learning slag, and the learning slag instantly boils.

致老板：打工人不需要加油，打工人需要加钱。

To the boss: the employees don't need to refuel. The employees need to increa the money.

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