金斧头

NARRATAGE:Onceuponthetime,ed

,whenhewasonthewayhomealongariver,

hisironaxefellintotheriverbycoincidence.

WOODCUTTER:Ohmygod!Myaxe!Mylovelydarling!HowcanIlivewithoutyou!Don't

leavemealone!

N:Atthismoment,astrangemanrofromtheriversuddenly.

RIVERGOD:Whodaretodisturbmysleep?Youaresonoisy!

W:I''an'lyaxefell

'ay,howcouldyousleepunderariver?

Andwhoareyou?

RG:Ofcourisleepunderriver.I'mtherivergod.

W:rivergod?Doesthiskindofthingreallyexist?

RG:Yousillyhumanbeings!I'msurelytherivergod.

N:liverandtheotherismadeofgold.

RG:neisyours?

W:iron.

N:rivergodsmiledwithreliefandfetchedoutthewoodcutter'sironaxe.

W:it'sher!Mylovelydarling!Thankusomuch!Nowiadmitthatyou'respecter(幽灵)

completely!

RG:i'mnotaspecter!I'mrivergod!I'mimmortal!（神仙）

W:ayso.

RG:sinceyou'resohonest,ithinkishouldgiveyousomereward.

N:disappearedinacond.

Thewoodcutterwassoproudofhimlfthenhetoldthemarvellousstorytohisneighbour,who

ghbourwatchedhisduck,thenanbad

rdayafter,hepickedhisduckup,walkedalonetheriver

thatthewoodcuttertoldhimandthrowhisduckintoitonpurpo,thenheyelled...

FARMER:ohmyduckling!Howcouldyoudiscordmebythisway!'t

imaginethelifewithoutyou!

N:youthinktherivergodwouldshowupagain?No!Guesswhat?

greedyneighbour'rmedthewoodcuttermustbe

ldhisdescendantsnevertotrustthewoodcutter'ds

ofyearslater,,thewoodcutter'sgrandgrandgrand

grandgrandsoncametotheriver,wherethewoodcuttrmettherivergod,andthrewapieceof

oughtoutabagofcroissantonehand

andabagofwafeltheotherhand.

RG:hey,nebelongstoyou?

GGGGGS:?

RG:becauyoulostyourbread,didn'tyou?

GGGGGS:em......

RG:erve.

N:rivergoddisappearedrapidly,r,hethrewhis

!Rivergodshowedupagain.

RG:again?Youmustbekiddingme!ryto

provoke(激怒)me,itcouldbedangerous.

GGGGGS:noi'mjust...

N:obviously,couldn'tunderstand

what'asanobstinateperson,w,theriver

armer'sgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandson.

RG:itemsyoudon'?Fine,iwilldoyourafavor.

GGGGGS:what?gofishing,butyoukeepthrowingmy

chumout.

RG:oh...I',idon'utigivingyoua

goldfishingrodascompensate?

GGGGGS:'rymygrandgrandgrandgrandgrandfathertoldfinally

thespecter,right?

RG:what?Specter?Youstupidhumanbeings!Howmanytimesshallitellyou?I'mtherivergod.

I'mimmortal,ok?

GGGGGS:well,ifyousayso.

N:homein

hasteandtoldhisneighbour,thegrand*sonofthefarmer,andshowhimwishthegoldfishingrod

farmer',whenhewaswalkingalonethe

river,ouptandcriedoutveryloud.

FARMER'SDESCENDANT:ohgod!ldibethiscareless?

Whatcanidonow?

N:don'ergodwouldhelpyou.

RG:what'sgoingon?Canihelpyou?

FD:ilostmyiphone,canyouhelpmetogetitoutofwater?

RG:sure.

N:afterawhile,rivergodbroughtoutaniphone4sandaniphone5.

RG:ifindtwoiphones,whichonebelongstoyou?

N:farmer'sdescendantwasalmosttosay'five',butheremindedofthegoldfishingrodandwhat

hisneighbourtoldhimbefore.

FD(think):whatabouthedidn'tcheatme?Letmehaveatry.

FD:.

N:rivergodthentookouthisiphone4andsaid...

RG:welldone,warddoyouwant?Icangiveyouanything

utagoldring?

FD:whynotgivemetherestiphones?4sand5

RG:youwantthe?Areyousure?

FD:yes.I'veneverbeensosure.

RG:well,havethem.

FD:you'ou.

N:farmer'.

RG:uestion,ellphoneworkafterbeingsteeped?

N:em...that'sagoodquestiontoouryoungmanwhowaswithonekidney.