Aren't you excited we're going on our honeymoon?
Yeah, I am.
That's right, get it out of your system while we're alone.
-Hey. We came to say goodbye. -Yeah. Have a great honeymoon.
-Thanks. -I better go pack.
No, I already packed. The only thing I couldn't find, though, was your Speedo.
Speedo? I don't have a Speedo.
I'm gonna go pack my regular, long bathing suit.
Good, you're still here! I wanted to tell you to have a good honeymoon.
Thank you!
And I also wanted you guys to know that I am telling the father today.
What? What?
-We know it's Ross. -How? How do you know?
It was his sweater. But, oh, my God!
I so wanted Ross to know first. But I am so relieved that you guys know!
That is so great. And I'm gonna be your baby's aunt!
I know.
Me too!
And I'm gonna be an uncle! Come here.
-You're all gonna be aunts and uncles. -Yeah, but I'm the only one related by blood.
So now that you all know, you can help me. Give me some advice on how to tell Ross.
What were you gonna say?
I was gonna tell him that I'm gonna have it, and he can be as involved as he wants.
Well, that sounds good.
Yeah, but, you know, how do I start? I mean, what's the first thing that I say?
-Okay, great. Thanks. -Hey, good luck.
Yeah, bye.
Hey, what was that all about?
Guess there's no harm in telling you now. Rachel and Ross are going to have a baby.
What?! I didn't even know that..! Why didn't you tell me?
Why am I talking like this?
-I didn't think you could keep it a cret. -What?!
What?!
I am an excellent cret-keeper. I have kept all our crets.
-What crets? -No, no, Joey.
I'm not gonna tell you, becau I am an excellent cret-keeper.
-You'll tell me later? -You already know.
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You know, Monica and Chandler are married. Ross and Rachel are having a baby.
-Maybe you and I should do something. -All in good time, my love. All in good time.
Shoot! I left my guitar in their apartment. Well, you can let me in later, right?
No, I don't have a key. They took mine to give to you.
-What? They took mine to give to you. -Why would they take away our keys?
Maybe they don't trust us.
They let me keep my key the last time they were out of town.
The time you broke the ketchup bottle and cleaned it with Monica's guest towels?
-Hey, I washed tho. -No, you didn't.
Yeah, that didn't sound like me.
-What will I do? I really need my guitar. -I have stuff in there too.
-What stuff? -Monica's chicken parm. I'll take care of it.
Hey, Mr. Treeger? It's Joey Tribbiani.
Listen, I need to get into Monica and Chandler's apartment. It's an emergency!
Gas leak. Oh, and bring garlic bread.
-Hey, did Monica and Chandler take off yet? -Yeah.
Damn. They left without my pass to the Nassau Fossil and Natural History Muum.
There goes the honeymoon.
-Did Rachel find you? -No, why?
She was looking for you.
Well, I guess I'll catch up with her later.
-She really wanted to talk to you now. -Yeah, it emed pretty important.
Oh, no.
What?
I think I might know what this is about.
Really?
Yeah. We promid we weren't gonna tell anybody this, but..
About a month ago, Rachel and I slept together.
And?
Wow, I thought you'd be a little more shocked.
Oh, sorry. And?!
Well, we said we'd just do it that one time..
but now I think she may wanna start things up again.
Yeah, I don't think that's what it is.
-Why? What el could it be? -Oh, wow, I don't feel well.
I'm telling you, that's what it is.
No wonder she was looking at me all funny during the wedding.
She didn't say anything to you?
-Maybe it's something you ate. -Could be, yeah.
-Plea, just go and talk to Rachel. -Yeah, I guess I should.
Man, you know what I have to realize?
Maybe I'm not the type of guy women can have just one night with.
You know, they always em to want a little bit more.
I should remember that.
Next.
-They're kissing. Let's just go around them. -Leave them alone. They're in love.
I'm in love too. But in an orderly fashion.
Next.
Hi. Can you do that and walk? Becau she said, "Next."
Sorry, we didn't hear you. We're on our honeymoon.
Let me e what I can do. There are some first-class ats available.
They bumped them up to first class becau they're on their honeymoon!
-Let's act like we're on our honeymoon. -We are on our honeymoon.
