[《星球大战V》主题曲]
"The Imperial March"
您能行行好把衬衫给关了吗
Would you plea turn your shirt off?
那怎么行
What?
我的闪亮出场需要恢宏的背景音乐
I'm giving mylf dramatic entrance music.
这样人们才会崇拜并畏惧我
Peop蝙蝠侠英文
le will know I'm awesome and to be feared.
确实
Right.
世上最惊悚的事莫过于
There's nothing more awesome and frightening than a man 有音乐从一个男人的咪咪间喷薄而出
who's got music blasting from between his nipples.
斯图亚特忙啥呢
Hey,Stuart,what's going on?
你可能需要在谷歌日历上记下了
Well,you might want to mark your Google calendars.
斯坦李周四来这里开签名会
Stan Lee is coming to do a signing on Thursday.
他的自传出续集了吗
Did he finally write a quel to his autobiography?
我就知道80来岁的人照样老当益壮
I'm sure ages79through87were just action-packed.
没就是普通的漫画签名罢了
No,just a regular comic signing.
我叔叔是他的皮肤科医生
My uncle is his dermatologist
斯坦李因此卖个面子给他
and Stan's doing him a favor.
你告诉我这些干嘛啊你
Oh,I don't want to know that!
这下好了我怎么可能一边和斯坦李讨论
How can I poss重庆火锅底料配方
ibly discuss with Stan Lee
用银质冲浪板
the scientific foundations for interstellar flight
来星际飞行的科学依据
on a silver surfboard
一边逐行扫描他的脸
when part of my brain will be scanning his face
以寻找皮肤传染病的蛛丝马迹
for signs of contagious skin dia?
斯坦李没有皮肤传染病
Stan Lee does not have a contagious skin dia.
一边去你又不是斯图亚特的叔叔
Well,look who thinks he's Stuart's uncle now.
难以置信我们要见到斯坦李了
Can't believe it.We're going to meet Stan Lee!
[《变形金刚》中大黄蜂播放过的歌曲]
"I'm So Excited"
我错了我不该教他跳这舞的
I'm sad to say I taught him tho moves.
我实在无法取舍
I can't decicide
究竟让斯坦李把名字签在
whether I want Stan Lee to autograph
托尔第一次出场的《神秘之旅》83期上
my Journey into Mystery83,first appearance of Thor
还是签在《神奇四侠》第五本上
or my Fantastic Four number five,
死亡博士的处女秀
first appearance of Dr.Doom.
[Jeopardy智力竞赛节目思考时的音乐节目的主题曲] (Jeopardy theme song playing)
阿莱克斯(Jeopardy的主持)我选的答案是
Alex,I'm going to go with
你是个傻帽
you're a dumbass?
我决定让斯坦李把名签在
I've decided I'm going to have Mr.Lee sign my copy
这个月的《蝙蝠侠》上
of this month's Batman.
有病吧你
That's crazy.
蝙蝠侠又不是斯坦李的作品[竞争对手]
Stan Lee had nothing to do with Batman.
对啊所以其他人不会让他签这个
Yes,which is why no one el will ask him to sign one,
于是我就会拥有一件
and I will be the posssor of
虽然怪异但独一无二的稀世珍宝
a unique,albeit confusin孕妇梦见吃花生
g,artifact,
我从此就和那群芸芸
which will t me apart
漫画迷不再是一个级别的了
from hoi polloi 怎样熬猪皮冻
of comic book fandom.
这点子不错
That's a great idea.
我也让他签《蝙蝠侠伤心的英文
》去
I'm going to get him to sign a Batman as well.
你对独一无二这个词很难理解么
What is it about the word"unique"you don't understand?靠手被纸片划破了
Damn,paper cut.
被纸割伤最痛苦了
Nothing wor than a paper cut.
你忘了割礼吧[犹太儿童切除包皮的仪式]
Well,obviously you don't remember your circumcision.上面抽屉里有新孢霉素和创口贴
There's Neosporin and Band-Aids in my top desk drawer.这些东西不是该放在卫生间里吗
Why don't you keep that stuff in the bathroom?
卫生间里有还有厨房里
He does.And in the kitchen.
还有车里再加上他口袋里
And in the car.And in his pocket.
没错但我口袋里的可不给别人用
Yeah,but the ones in my pocket are mine.
-嗨-嘿
-Hi!-Hey.
猜猜看
Guess who's going to be
周四谁会去漫画店
at the comic bookstore on Thursday?
呃给点提示吧
斯坦李
Stan Lee.
噢斯坦利
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斯坦利图奇?[著名演员]
不是
No.
是斯坦李
Lee.
哦斯坦李嘛
Oh,oh,Stan Lee!
不错嘛
Cool!
你根本不知道他是谁吧
You have no idea who he is,do you?
谁说的我当然知道
Of cour I do.
你是我生命中的重要的一部分
You're an important part of my life
我自然会爱屋及乌啦
and I pay attention to the things you are interested in.是嘛好啊
Oh,good.
好极了
Good.
那你说说斯坦李是谁
So,who's Stan Lee?
星际迷航里的
猜错了
Nope.
-那就星球大战-又错
-Star Wars?-No.
呃斯坦李
我知道了
Ooh,he was in tho
是你喜欢的傻帽功夫片里的
goofy kung fu movies you love so much?
那是李小龙
That's Bruce Lee.
啊哦
Oh.
那这是小龙的书呆子哥哥斯坦?
So,is this Bruce Lee's nerdy brother,Stan?
谢尔顿你抽屉怎么有那么多
Sheldon,why do you have all the unopened
没拆封的薪水支票
paychecks in your desk?
因为我想买的东西
Becau most of the things I'm planning to buy
市面上基本上都没有
haven't been invented yet.
这儿得有好几千块了吧
There-there must be thousands of dollars here.
你干嘛不存银行里
Why don't you put it in the bank?
鬼才相信银行
I don't trust banks.
我坚信如果有一天机器人奋起反抗了
I believe that when the robots ri up,
自动取款机肯定是起义军领袖征兵图片
ATMs will lead the charge.
这儿还有一封
You've also got something
帕萨迪纳市法院寄来的东西
from the Pasadena Municipal Court.
肯定又是回信来鄙视我
Undoubtedly another snide respon
之前寄去的几封信里
to my repeated letters complaining
投诉了法院门口的旗子
that the flags in front of the courthou
次序是错误的
are flying in漂亮的桃子
the wrong order.
按照从左到右的顺序
From left t怎么给电脑分盘
o right,it's suppod to be
应该先是联邦旗州旗
federal,state,
最后才轮到帕萨迪纳市旗
and then city of Pasadena.
打断一下你为此寄了好几封信过去
I'm sorry.You nt more than one letter about that?它们看着太碍眼了
It bothers me.
谢尔顿这是封传票
Sheldon,this is a summons.
什么的传票
A summons for what?
信上说你在玛格大道闯了红灯
Looks like you ran a red light M Margo Avenue
时间是11月16号晚上9点半
November16.
你被路边的摄像头拍下来了
They got you on a traffic camera.
挺上镜嘛
Nice picture.
11月16号
November16?
佩妮那不就是你在浴缸里摔倒
Penny,that's the evening you fell in your bathtub
