英语笑话 -回复

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英语笑话 -回复
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2012高考语文全国卷1. Why did the tomato turn red?idealism
Becau it saw the salad dressing.
服饰吊牌2. Why was the math book sad?
Becau it had too many problems.
3. What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
4. How does a penguin build its hou?
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Igloos it together.
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5. Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Becau they make up everything.
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6. Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Becau it had a virus.
7. Why can't a no be 12 inches long?
Becau then it would be a foot.
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8. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
鹅蛋脸适合什么发型An investigator.
9. Why was the broom late?
It swept in.
10. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itlf?
Becau it was two-tired.

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