So it ems like this lnternet thing is here to stay,huh?
It's okay not to talk.
loadlibraryHey,you guys,guess what.
-Barry and Mindy are getting a divorce. -Oh,my God.
当众讲话培训班What is the matter with you?
No. Barry and Mindy.
Oh,sorry. I hear "divorce," I immediately go to Ross.
i love to be loved by youWho's Barry and Mindy?
Barry was the guy that I almost married, and Mindy was my best friend.
Wasn't he cheating on you with her?
But that just means he was falling asleep on top of her instead of me.
-Why did they get divorced? -
she caught him cheating on her with someone el.
Isn't that sad?
pitchCan you imagine if I'd married him? How different would my life be?
I've always wondered how different my life
if I'd never gotten divorced.
-Which time? -The first time!
Imagine if Carol hadn't realized she was a lesbian.
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I can't. I keep eing it the good way.
I bet I'd still be doing my karate.
Towards the end of our marriage, I did a lot of karate to relea
from not doing anything el physical.
Maybe the problem was you were pronouncing it "ka-ra-tay."
What if I was still fat?
You wouldn't be dating me, that's for sure.
-Sure I would. -Come on.
You guys really think I'm that shallow?
No,I just think Monica was that fat.
Hey,imagine if I'd never got fired off Days of Our Lives.
Hey. Hey,there's Carol again.
What if I had had the guts to quit my job?
I'd probably be writing for The New Yorker, being paid to be funny.
But my job's fun too. I
I don't have to wear a tie.
What if I'd taken that job at Merrill Lynch?
-What? -Merrill Lynch?
I had a massage client who worked there, and he said I had a knack for stocks.
Why didn't you take the job?
Becau at that time,I thought that everything that rhymed was true.
I thought if I worked
I'd have to live in a box and only eat lox and have a pet fox.
Yeah,you don't want that in a broker.
Do you guys think if all tho things happened, we'd still hang out?
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Oh,my God. Rachel Green?
Rob Tilman!
No, no, it's me. Ross.
Oh,I'm sorry. Ross Tilman.
-No. No,no. Ross Geller. -Of cour! Monica's brother.
-Yeah. Right. -Wow! How are you?
Good. Good. I'm married.
Me too!
-Isn't it the best? -Oh,it's the best.
-So how's Monica? -Really,really great.
Actually,she's right down the street. You should stop by and say hi.
-I would love to. -She'd be so excited.
-Okay. -Come on.
Wait,don't you have to
Busty Ladies?
No,that's okay. Some kid asked me to pick it up for him,
Don't you have to give him his money back?
Here you go,buddy. Sorry,no porn for you.
Okay,let's go e Monica.
So,Monica. Still going out with Dr. Boring,huh?
bbq是什么意思He's not boring. He'
He's low-key.
-Here you go, one hazelnut latte. -Thank you.
You know, the hazelnut, actually not a nut.
It's a ed.
Wow.
Can anyone el name a well-known ed that's been masquerading as a nut?
Oh,dear God. Let me think.
What's the matter?
I got another rejection letter.
They said my writing was funny, just not "Archie Comic" funny.
I gotta get back to the hospital.
-Bye. -Bye-bye.
By the way, the answer is: the Brazil nut.
Was his question, "What's more boring than him?"
And nice sweater vest, by the way.
-Stop it,guys. He's sweet. -Yeah,yeah.
Hey,man. Sorry about the Archie thing.
You need me to give you some money?
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I may have no money, but I still have my pride.
Really?
Joey doesn't have to give you the money.
-TV stars have assistants,right? -That's an idea.
If I hire an assistant, would you take money from her?
No,Joey. Chandler could be your assistant.
sizeofHe could answer all your fan mail and stuff.
-That would be great! Let's do that! -I could u the money.
I'd have time to write.
-Great. Welcome aboard! -Okay!
All right. Now,I need to u the bathroom.
Since I don't need any assistance in there,take a break!
All right.
-Hey. -Hey,Phoebe.
Guess what. Joey just hired Chandler to be his assistant.
That's so sweet.
Oh! Hang on!
Hang on!
一对一补习Go!
No. No,no. I said ll when it hits 50!
南京英语培训机构Five-oh! It's a number! It comes after four-nine!
No,it's okay. It's okay. You're allowed one mistake.
Just kidding. You are,of cour,fired.
Oh,what a shame. I really liked her.
Hey,Mon? Mon,look who I ran into!
