I’m trying to engage the temperature. I’m trying to look glamourous, but I quite want to put on a cardigan and I…It’s quite cold… I just say, I’m trying to work out whether I’m more likely to be cold with fear ,or hot with embarrassment.
Let’s do a draw poll, cardi on or off?
On! Off!
Oh, okay…hahahaha
Oh, we got an old age crowd in.
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Off!
Good evening, and welcome to Have I Got News For You. I’m Benedict Cumberbatch. In the news this week, to show there are no hard feelings, David Miliband takes his brother, E
d, for a ride in his new speedboat.
At the Commonwealth Games, organizers gather for the closing ceremony and breathe a sigh of relief that nothing truly disastrous happened.
Too soon?
And in Tokoyo, inventors of the latest hi-tech toy, the Kickbot admit it may have been a mistake to ba the software on the England team’s recent performance.
Using techniques I learnt filming Sherlock Holmes, I can instantly deduce that the women on Ian’s team is a columnist prenter and poker player. How, you may ask? Simply by looking at the card given to me by the 女士英文名rearcher. It’s Victoria Coren. Similarly, on Paul’s team, some comedian bloke what was good last time he was on the show. It’s Jon Richardson.
And we start with the bigger stories of the week. Paul and Jon, take a look at this.
Oh, yes, this is the ongoing story as we speak. The happy news of the miners being relead. Although, apparently viewers are getting rather fed up with the coverage becau it意大利留学要求’雅思培训机构哪个比较好s all rather similar. So the last 15miners are going to be part of a lottery game where they’re holding up a number and if you’ve got the number at home, it’s your chance to win… What was that?
Somebody, winning the lottery. People were gradually coming out of the mine one by one.
Yes.
The ultimate feel-good story about the relea of the trapped miners. And to everyone’s delight, maybe except for Sky News, who are probably hoping for at least a couple of tragic deaths.
T副科竞争上岗演讲稿he numbers are fascinating, aren’t they? If you look at it, there are 33of the miners, and they relead on the 13th of the 10th,2010, which, if you take off the 2,000 and just add the 10, it adds up to 33. Yes. So…
So if you’re thinking of playing Chilean-miner bingo, think of that, you know? Here comes number 15! First time this week.
You know what the quence of events was for each rescued miner?
They got in the thing, and they took them out, they got out of the thing.
Pretty much. Erm…but also…
Embraced their relatives, then embraced the president, then go, ‘Gracias, Chile’ to the crowd, and then they got the next one up. You don’together在一起t get long in the limelight.
Yeah. Their relatives, they went the day the thing collapd, and there are some relatives have been there the whole time. And that’s why they’ve called it “Camp Hope”, which sounds like a rubbish name, until you think the alternative was “Mine Camp”.
Not just the relatives, don’t forget, the mistress, that was the big story a few weeks ago, that women were starting to turn up who WEREN’T the wives. I assume that’s why the miners all came out in sunglass.
One of the papers went with “Trapped miner has a pit on the side”.
Irconically, his wife would have to call his mistress a gold digger I imagine.
胡志明市英文But I was quite impresd becau I thought, you know, I don’t know what they pay miners out there, three dollars a month? And they’ve been able to support a wife, a family, and a demanding Chilean mistress.
Mind you, they’ve not spent much the last three months themlves. Kept their pennies for Christmas.
They do get more attractive the longer they’国庆 英文re down there. There is a guy propod to his wife before this happened and she said no. And then she propod to him while he was trapped, which is basically her way of saying, “You know when I怎么了英语 really fancy you? When you’re buried underground. I’ll really love you when you’re dead.”
I thought it was funny that they kept going on about Christmas, this was the big promi, they will be out by Christmas, which is very… for the people had been, sort of trapped i
n the confined space, looking at the same faces day after day, really bickering and fightring, and try not to kill each other, and now they get to have family Christmas.
Who’s coming out of this well?
