The Unicorn in the Garden

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The Unicorn in the Garden

by James Thurber
reprinted from
Fables For Our Time
Once upon a sunny morning a man who sat in a breakfast nook looked up from his scrambled eggs to e a white unicorn with a golden horn quietly cropping the ros in the garden. The man went up to the bedroom where his wife was still asleep and woke her. "Th
ere's a unicorn in the garden," he said. "Eating ros." She opened one unfriendly eye and looked at him.
"The unicorn is a mythical beast," she said, and turned her back on him. The man walked slowly downstairs and out into the garden. The unicorn was still there; now he was browsing among the tulips. "Here, unicorn," said the man, and he pulled up a lily and gave it to him. The unicorn ate it gravely. With a high heart, becau there was a unicorn in his garden, the man went upstairs and roud his wife again. "The unicorn," he said,"ate a lily." His wife sat up in bed and looked at him coldly. "You are a booby," she said, "and I am going to have you put in the booby-hatch."
The man, who had never liked the words "booby" and "booby-hatch," and who liked them even less on a shining morning when there was a unicorn in the garden, thought for a moment. "We'll e about that," he said. He walked over to the door. "He has a golden horn in the middle of his forehead," he told her. Then he went back to the garden to watch the unicorn; but the unicorn had gone away. The man sat down among the ros and went to sleep.
As soon as the husband had gone out of the hou, the wife got up and dresd as fast as she could. She was very excited and there was a gloat in her eye. She telephoned the police and she telephoned a psychiatrist; she told them to hurry to her hou and bring a strait-jacket. When the police and the psychiatrist arrived they sat down in chairs and looked at her, with great interest. 广州复读学校
"My husband," she said, "saw a unicorn this morning." The police looked at the psychiatrist and the psychiatrist looked at the police. "He told me it ate a lilly," she said. The psychiatrist looked at the police and the police looked at the psychiatrist. "He told me it had a golden horn in the middle of its forehead," she said. At a solemn signal from the psychiatrist, the police leaped from their chairs and ized the wife. They had a hard time subduing her, for she put up a terrific struggle, but they finally subdued her. Just as they got her into the strait-jacket, the husband came back into the hou.
"Did you tell your wife you saw a unicorn?" asked the police. "Of cour not," said the husband. "The unicorn is a mythical beast." "That's all I wanted to know," said the psychiatrist. "Take her away. I'm sorry, sir, but your wife is as crazy as a jaybird."
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So they took her away, cursing and screaming, and shut her up in an institution. The husband lived happily ever after.
Moral: Don't count your boobies until they are hatched.
GLOSSARY
booby: in this context, a crazy person (probably from the name of a stupid extinct bird). minemine
what you give awaybooby-hatch: a mental institution, a place where the insane are kept.
breakfast nook: a little side room for eating breakfast.
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browsing: sampling or tasting here and there.
"crazy as a jaybird": extremely crazy or hopelessly insane
cropping: clipping or cutting clo to the root.
cursing: using dirty or obscene speech. 弗兰奇 莫尼兹
"Don't count your boobies until they are hatched": from the American expression "Don't count your chickens before they are hatched", meaning "Don't count on things to turn out exactly as you planned them."
粽子 英语
gloat: a look of malice or greed.
institution: a mental institution, an insane asylum.
moral: in this context, the "lesson" of the story.
mythical: relating to a myth, hence not real.
成功的意思psychiatrist: a mental doctor
footbarsolemn: grave or rious
strait-jacket: an armless belted jacket ud to confine the violently insane 耆寿耇老
subdue, subduing: capturing, izing
unicorn: a mythical beast which looks like a hor with a horn in the center of the head

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