24个离奇的英语怪词，你造么？
English is a crazy language.
英语里有许多非常好玩的单词。它们的词意和表明上看起来的完全没有关系。都有哪些个怪词，让我们赶快来瞧一瞧。
There is no egg in eggplanthexing nor ham in hamburger, neither 26个英文字母音标apple nor pinewe made you in pineapple国王的演讲中英字幕。
鸡蛋和茄子没什么血缘关系：苹果和凤梨的长相差距很大。
English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in France。
英式松饼的家乡不是英国；炸土豆条的发源地也不是法国。
Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat。
蜜饯 (sweetmeats) 不是肉，是甜的；杂碎 (sweetbreads) 是肉，不是甜的。
We find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig。
流沙其实流得很慢；拳击台是方形的；实验用的小豚鼠的老家不是几内亚，长相和猪属于两种型。
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
素食主义者吃蔬菜，人道主义者吃人(human)？
How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wi man couchsurfand wi guy are opposites?
胖瘦截然相反，可后面跟着chance就都变成“机会渺茫”了；聪明人(wi man)改一个词，就沦落为自作聪明的人(wi guy)。
How can overlook and emovere be opposites, while quite a lot and quite a few are alike?
Look和e是近义词，但overe监视，overlook意思怎么就是忽视呢；A lot和a few是反义
词，但与quite连用，怎么都表示很多的意思呢！
托福和雅思哪个好考When the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible。
星星出来了，我们能看到它们；灯灭了，我们就什么也看不见了。
When you wind up your watch, you marvellousstart it, but when you wind up an essay, you end it !
slood给表上发条，表就开始走了；wind up一篇文章，哈哈，文章到此结束啦。
colorful是什么意思
