bj单身日记经典语录
bj单身日记经典语录
bj单身日记经典语录
1．You'll never get a bofriend if ou look like ou've
andered ou of Aushsitz.
如果你一直穿得像集中营里的囚犯，你将永远交不到男朋友。
2．“Titspervert,”more 's bostares at m breasts ith no idea ho I am or hat I do.
费先生是个窥波狂，也是丹尼尔的上司，他只会猛盯着我的胸部看，却不知道我的名字。
3．Major
我该怎么做，在我向MAKE LOVE投降的情况下，它（代指性感女
四级时间分配性丁字裤）才能发出致命的诱--惑力；反过来说，当情欲高涨时，穿上性丁字裤）才能发出致命的诱
这条老奶奶的束缚裤，他恐怕马上就胃口消失。
4．It's a truth universall aknoledged that the moment one area of our life starts going oka another part of it falls spetaularl to piees.
这是个不变的道理，当你人生的一些东西变好时，一些东西就会变坏。
5．The male penetrates the female and
雄性在于雌性make love之后就离去，做得不仅时间短而且很马
虎，从此雌性只有等待。
6．Never dip our nib in the offie ink.
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永远不要和上司睡觉。永远不要和上司睡觉。7 The a to a man's heart is not 7 The a to a man's heart is not
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through beaut, food, -x, or alluringneof harater, but merel the abilit to em not ver interested in him.
得到一个男人的心的方法，不是以美貌、食物、性，或是迷人的个性，而是有能耐表现得对他毫无兴趣。
8 Singletons should not have to explain themlves all the time but should have an aepted status - like geisha girls do.英语手抄报的内容
awkward什么意思单身贵族没有必要老是得跟别人解释自己的所作所为，但应该有个被社会所接受的身份地位——像那些艺妓所要求的一样。
9 Don't fall for an of folloing: aloholis, orkaholis, mitment phobis, people ith girlfriends or ives, misognists, megalomanias, hauvinists, emotional fu-kits or freeloaders, perverts.学会计有方法
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不要爱上这些类型的男人：酒鬼、工作狂、有承诺恐惧症者、有女朋友或老婆者、嫌弃女人者、狂妄自大者、大男子主义者、情感的性无能、好吃懒做者、性变性无能、好吃懒做者、性变--态者。
10 We ere alas taught, instead of aiting to be pt off our feet, to "expet little, forgive muh".
我们总是被教导，与其等着自己迷恋上他人，还不如“少一些期待，多一些宽容”。
11 Men in their thirties are suh bores ith their hang-ups and obssive delusions that all omen are tring to trap them into marriage.
三十岁的男人是如此令人厌烦，他们一天到晚有焦虑的毛病，还有严重的妄想症，以为所有女人都想尽办法要让他们落入她们所设下的婚姻圈套。
12 It is great hen ou start thinking about our areer instead of orring about trivial things - men and relationships.
如果你开始专注于工作上的事而不是去烦恼那些琐碎的事——爱情和人际关系，是非常棒的。
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Building Bridges for the Future
Building Bridges for the Future
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bridges for the futurei’m studing in a it that’s famous for its alls. people ho visit m it are amazed at the imposing sight of its alls, espeiall hen silhouetted against the tting sun ith gold, shining streaks. the old, raked briks are overed ith lihens and the alls are eather-beaten guards standing still for enturies.our anestors liked to build alls. the built alls in beijing, xi’an, nanjing and man other ities, and the built the great all, hih snakes aross half our ountr. the built alls to protet against enemies and evil spirits. this tradition has survived to this d
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a: e still have man parks and shools alled off from the publi.for a long time, alls ere one of the most natural消极心态
things in the orld to me.m pereptions, hoever, hanged after i made a hiking trip to the eastern suburbs of m it. m
lassmates and i ere alking ith some foreign students. as e alked out of the it, e found ourlves flanked b tall trees, hih formed a ide anop above our heads. suddenl one foreign student asked me, “here is the entrane to the eastern suburbs?”“e’re alread in the eastern suburbs,” i replied. he emed taken abak, “i thought ou hine had alls for everthing.” his remark t off a heated debate. at one point, he likened our alled ities to “jails”, hile i insisted that the eastern suburbs ere one of the man plaes in hina that had no alls.that debate had no inners, but i did learn a lot from this student. for instane, he told me that some major universities like oxford and ambridge ere not surrounded b alls. i have to admit that e do have man alls in hina, and as e develop our ountr, e must look arefull at them and deide hether the are phsial or intangible. e ill keep some alls but tear don tho that impede our development.let me give
another example. a ear ago, hen i as orking on a term paper,
i needed a book on business la and found a op in the la shool librar. hoever, the librarian oldl rejeted m request to borro it, saing, “ou an’t borro this book, ou’re not a student
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here.” in the end, i had to spend 200 uan to bu a op. meanhile, the op in the la shool gathered dust on the
shelf.at the beginning of this mester, i heard that m universit had started to think of unifing its libraries and linking them to libraries at other universities, so m experiene ouldn’t be repeated. barrie
rs ould be replaed b bridges. an inter-librar loan sstem ould give us aess to books from an librar. ith globalization and hina integrated into the orld, i believe man of the intangible alls ill be knoked don.i kno that globalization is a ontroversial issue, and it is hard to sa hether it is good or bad. but one thing is for sure: it dras our attention to hina’s tangible and intangible alls and fore
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