Mom, would you relax? 妈，你放心好不好?
That was 10 blocks from here, and any women won't walking alone at night. 那里离这里有十条街, 任何一个女人都不会在大半夜的独自走过去的
I would never do that. 我绝不会那样的
Mom, come on, stop worrying. 妈，别担心了
This is a safe street. This is a safe building. There's nothing 这条街很安全，这栋楼很安全没有任何东西…
Oh, my God! What are you doing in here?! 天啊!你跑进来干什么?
Mom, I gotta go! IT gotta go! 妈，我必须挂电话了!
Oh, my God! 哦，天哪!
That's fine, you just read the paper. 没关系，你尽管看报
I'm gonna get a pot. 我要去拿个锅子
It's not for you. 不是为了你
Okay, that's fine. 好了，很好
Read the 看看家庭马戏团
...enjoy the 享受一下幽默…
Oh, my God, my God, my God, 喔，我的天，我的天，我的天…
It's open, you guys. 小伙，门是开的
Can I help you? 有何贵干?
Does Phoebe still live here? 菲比还住在这里吗?
No, she doesn't. But I can get a message to her. 没有，但我可以帮你传话
Great. Just tell her her husband stopped by. 好的，告诉她她老公来过这里
Her what? 她的什么?
How did you do that? 你怎么变出来的?
The One With Phoebe's Husband The One With Phoebe's Husband
This is unbelievable, Pheebs. How can you be married? 真是不可思议，菲比你怎么会结婚?
I'm not "married" married, you know? 我不是“结婚”的结婚，你明白吗?
He's just a friend, and he' 他只是个朋友，而且他是同性恋
...and he was from Canada, and he needed a Green Card. 而且他来自加拿大，需要一张绿卡
I can't believe you married Duncan! 我不相信你嫁给了邓肯!
How could you not tell me? We told each other everything. 你怎么能不告诉我?我们什么事都告诉彼此
I'm sorry, but I knew if I told you, you'd 对不起，但如果我告诉你，你会批评我...and wouldn't approve. 不会赞成
Of cour I wouldn't approve! 我当然不会赞成
Y ou were totally in love with this guy who, hello, was gay. 你爱死了那个同性恋
What the hell were you thinking? 你到底怎么想的?
See? And you thought she'd be judgmental. 瞧?我们还以为她很爱批评
I wasn't in love with him. I was helping out a friend. 我并不爱他，我只是帮助一个朋友
When he left town, you stayed in your pajamas for a month. 他离开后你一整个月都没下床And I saw you eat a cheeburger. 我还看到你吃乳酪汉堡
Well, didn't you? 有没有?
hung up
I might have. 也许有
I can't believe you didn't tell me. 我真不相信你没告诉我
Like you tell me everything? 你会告诉我一切事情吗?
What have I not told you? 我有什么没告诉你?
I don't know. 我不知道
The fact that the underwear out on the telephone pole 譬如说外面电线杆上的内衣…...from when you had x with Bobby on the terrace! 是你跟鲍比在阳台上做爱时丢下去的What? 什么?
Wait a minute! Who told you? 谁告诉你的?
Y ou are dead meat. 你死定了
I didn't know it was a big cret. 我不知道那是个大秘密
Oh, it's not big. Not at all. 不是大秘密，一点也不是
IKind of the same as, 比方说就像…
... I don't know, having a third nipple! 长了三个乳头!
Y ou have a third nipple? 你有三个乳头?
英汉在线翻译Y ou bitch! 你这贱人
Whip it out! Whip it out! 秀一秀!秀一秀!
There's nothing to e! It's a tiny bump. It's totally uless. 没什么好看的!只是个小突起，没有用处
广东外语外贸大学怎么样As oppod to your other multi-functional nipples? 你其他乳头有多种用途罗?
I can't believe you! Y ou told me it was a nubbin. 我真不能相信你!你说那是个小包
Joey, what did you think a nubbin was? 乔伊，你以为小包是什么?
Y ou e something, you hear a word, I thought that's what it was. 听到了一个名字就不会多想了
-Let me e it again! -Y es, show us your nubbin! -让我再看一看! -对，让我们看你的小包! Joey was in a porno movie! 乔伊拍过色情电影
If I'm going down, I'm taking everybody with me! 如果我要垮台，每个人都要跟我一起?
-Oh, my God! -Y ou were in a porno?! -哦，天哪! -你拍过色情片!
I was young and I just wanted a job. 当时我很年轻，只想找个工作
But I couldn't go through with it. 但最后一刻我无法做下去
They let me be the guy who fixes the copier but 他们就让我演修影印机的人…
...becau there's people having x on it. 但是因为有人在上面做爱，所以无法修理
That is wild! 真是狂野
-What's it shaped like? -ls it hairy? -形状是什么样子? -有没有长毛?
What happens if you flick it? 碰到了会怎么样?
So does it do anything, you know, special? 有没有什么特殊功能?
Pressing my third nipple opens the 只要压我的第三个乳头…
< the magical land of Narnia. 就会开启仙境之门
In some cultures, having a third nipple is actually a sign of virility. 在有些文化中第三个乳头象征了男性雄风
Y ou get the best huts, and women dance naked around you. 有最好的住所，女人绕著你跳脱衣舞
Are any of the cultures, per chance, in the Tri-State area? 这些文化是否可能在美国中部?
Y ou know, you are so amazing. Is there anything you don't know? 你真是博学多间有什么是你
不知道的?
环球北美考试院Julie's so smart! Julie's so special! 朱莉好聪明!朱莉好特别!
I wanted you to hook up with Ross as much as you did. 我也希望你能与罗斯复合
But he's with her now. Y ou'll have to get over it. 但现在她与他在一起，你必须忘了她
Oh, I'm going to have to get over it. 原来我必须忘了他
I didn't know that's what I had to do. I just have to get over it. 我不知道该怎么办，原来只要忘了他就好
-Sassy lady! -Where are you going? -时髦女郎! -你准备做什么?
I'm meeting Duncan. He's skating tonight at the Garden. 我要去见邓肯，他今晚在公园滑冰.
He's in the Capades. 他参加了冰上剧团
-The lce Capades? -No, the Gravel Capades. -在冰上表演? -不，在柏油路上表演
The turns aren't as fast, but when Snoopy falls? Funny. 转得不会很快，史努比跌倒时非常好笑I can't believe you'd dress up for him. 我不相信你竟然为他打扮
倒霉熊第2部Y ou're tting yourlf up all over again. 你又要重蹈覆辙了
Okay, no. 好的，不是
For your information, I'm eing him so I can put tho feelings behind me. 我去看他就是为了能彻底忘了他
The reason I'm dresd like this is becau I think it' 我这样打扮是因为…
...to look nice for your gay husband. 我要让我的同性恋丈夫有面子
Darn it, we're all out of milk. 该死，没牛奶了
Chandler, will you fill me up here? 钱德，能不能给我一点?
I e, I e. Becau of the third-nipple thing. 我懂了，因为第三个乳头?
Okay, sweetie, I'll e you later. 甜心，待会见
-See you later, Rach. -Bye-bye, Julie. -甜心，待会见，瑞秋-再见，朱莉.
Come on, cut it out! 别闹了!
-Can I ask you something? -Sure. -我能问你一件事吗? -好啊
What? 什么?
Come on, talk to me. 对我说吧
What's the longest you've been in a 你与男人交往花了最久时间…... having the x? 才发生关系的是多久?
Why? Who's not? Are you and Julie not? 什么?谁没有…?你与芙莉还没有…
Are you and Julie not having x? 你与芙莉还没有发生关系?
Technically? 技术上来说?
No. 没有
Is it becau she's so cold in bed? 是不是因为她很冷感?
Or becau she's kind of bossy, makes it feel like school? 或者她非常挑剔，感觉像是在学校? No! She's great. And it's not like we haven't done anything. 不!她很好，我们也不是什么都没做We do ple
nty of other stuff. Lots of other stuff like 我们做了很多事情像是…
No! Don't need to know the details. 不!别告诉我细节
No, it' 不!只是……
It's me. 我的问题
I've only been with one woman my 我一辈子只跟一个人上过床…
...and she turned out to be a lesbian. 后来她成了同性恋
So now I've got mylf all psyched out. 所以现在我很担心
It's become, like, 就像是…
...this thing! 这件事
Y ou must just think I'm weird. 你一定以为我很怪
No, I don't think it's weird. 不，我不认为很怪
I think, 事实上，我认为……
-ln fact, you know what I think? -What? -你知道我怎么想吗? -怎么想?
I think it's xy. 我觉得这很性感
Sexy? 性感?
Let me tell you something. As 让我告诉你，身为女人…
...than a man who does not want to have x. 比不想要的男人更性感
No kidding? 不开玩笑?
Y ou know what I'd do? 你知道我会怎么做?
I'd wait. 我会等待下去
-Y ou'd wait? -Absolutely. I -你会等待? -没错，我会等待…
.
.. 一直等待…
Then I'd wait some more. 然后我还会再等下去完美英文
Really? 真的?
I don't care if she tells you she wants it, she begs, 我不管她怎么说她多么想要，多么恳求你…
...she tells you she's gonna have x with another man 她说她要跟其他男人做爱…
That just means it's working. 这只表示收到了效果
Women really want this? 女人真的希望如此?
More than jewelry. 比珠宝还要渴望
Look at you! Y ou look great! 看看你!你看起来真美丽!
Do l? Thank you. 真的?谢谢
So do you. Sparkly! 你也是，闪闪发亮
This is pretty wonderful, Mr. Major Capades Guy! 真是很棒，剧团的主角
I remember when you were just King Friday in Mr. Roger's Ice Is Nice. 我还记得你只是儿童节目上的道具
Y ou always said I'd make it. 你一直说我会成功的
Well, you know, I'm kind of spooky that way. 我总是有这方面的怪才能
Gosh, I misd you! 天哦，我想你!
-I'm gonna get changed. -Okay. -我要换衣服-好吧
Now. 现在就要
Oh! Right. Okay. 喔!对，好的
Ole! 冲刺!
What? 什么?
斗牛士
Ole! 冲刺!
Sweetie, can you hold this for a cond? 甜心，你能不能拿一下?
Sorry, you had a paleontologist on your face. 对不起，你脸上有个考古学家
But it's gone now. Y ou're all right. 但现在没有了，没事
Hi, everyone. 嗨，各位
I wanted to thank you for our little talk before. 我要谢谢你先前的指点
No problem! So you're gonna go with the waiting thing? 没问题!所以你要等下去?
I was going to, but after I talked to you, I talked to Joey. 我本来要等，但是后来我又跟乔伊谈了Good. What did he say? 很好，他怎么说?
He told me to get over mylf and just do it. 他要我去做了就对
I thought about what you said and about what he said. 我衡量了你说的与他说的
And his way, I get to have x tonight, so.... 照他的话，今晚我就能做爱
What is this in my pocket? 我口袋里有什么东西?
Why, it's Joey's porno movie! 什么，是乔伊的春宫电影
Pop it in! 放出来看看!
I'm fine, if you're okay watching 我不介意，只要你们愿意看…
...filled with two-nippled people. 一堆两个乳头的人
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People having x. That's just what I need to e. 大家都在做爱正是我想要看的
What's wrong with people having x? 做爱有什么不对?
Well, you know, the movies 这些电影很冒犯人…
...and degrading to women 侮辱女人与女性…
And the lighting's always unflattering. 灯光总是很呆板
-Monica, help me out here. -Hell, I wanna e Joey! -摩妮卡，帮我一下-管你的，我要看乔伊So is there a story? Or do they just start doing it right 有没有故事?还是立刻就开始…
Oh. Never mind. 别理会我
Wait a minute. That is the craziest typing test I've ever en. 等一下，那是我见过最疯狂的打字测验
All I say is, she'd better get the job. 我只能说，她最好被聘用
Looks to me like he's the one getting the job. 看来是他被“聘用”了
Here I come. 我上场了
See, I'm coming to fix the copier. 我要修理影印机
I can't get to the copier. I'm thinking, "What do I do?" 但是我修不了我在想：怎么办?
So I just watch them have x. 所以我只好看他们做爱
Then I say Here's my line! 然后我要开口了
atmel arm9Y ou know, that's bad for the paper tray. 这对送纸匣很不好
Nice work, my friend! 干得好，老兄!
Wait, you e me again. Hang on, the guy's butt's blocking me. 等一下，又有我的镜头了这家伙屁股挡住我了
There I am. There I am. There 我冒出来了，又来了又来了，又来了…
So what's up? Y ou came to e me yesterday. 怎么?你昨天跑来看我.
I kind of need a divorce. 我需要跟你离婚
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... kay. ... kay.
How come? 为什么会这样呢?
Actually, I'm getting married again. 其实我又要结婚了
What? 什么?
