The Kingdom of females
T—Tang Monk
M—Monkey king
taylor stevensP—Pig
S—Sand Monk
Q—Queen
Once upon a time, there was a story about The Tang Monk and his three disciples who were on the way to India to obtain Buddhist scriptures.
ACTION 1
S: Here we are！Great mountains around, blue sky above. What a lovely place！
T: Monkey, we have walked for a long time, let’s have a rest.
M: Ok, boss. Pig, get some water for boss.
P: Me? Why? I’m out of strength. Sand, you go.
S: Ok.
M：Sand, don’t do that. What a lazy pig! You must go! Or I will punch you.
P: boss, M-brother is always bullying me. You have to help me.
T: Amitabha! You go.
3lP：boss, you are always on damn monkey’s side.
Pig arrives at river bank
P: How clean and blue the water is! I drink first. Wow so cool！I think I should take a bath, and have a sleep.
Pig comes back with a bowl of water
P: boss, water is coming.
mla
M: why do you come back so late? Don’t you know boss is thirsty? You must have stayed there and take a nap.
P: I don’排放英语t do that, I spend a long time on finding water, why do you suspect me？
M: boss, drink water.
T: we’d better hurry on with our journey, it getting dark.
P&M&S: OK, BOSS.
ACTION 2
P: Boss, we are walking too long, and we can’t find a place to have a rest?
S: Look, there is a town! (Pointing to the front)
The Tang monk and his three disciples come to the town. After nosing about, they
know that there is no man in this town. It’s Kingdom of females. They plan to take a break here for couple days. The Queen who has never en a man invites them to her palace.
Q: Who are you?
T: We are the monks from the east. Can we stay here for a few days?
Q: Sure, we are so glad we have male guests. But you can’t bully the girls in my kingdom.
P：(Said to the monkey) The girls are beautiful!
S: You should not think about that, we are monks.
P: (depresd) Ok …
Q： Tang ,I want to invite you for dinner.
P: we’d love to.
Q: I’m sorry. I invite only Tang for dinner.
P: what?
S&M (snicker): XI…
peach怎么读Q: is it ok, Tang?
T: Amitabha. My pleasure, I will come to dinner. Thanks for your invitation.
ACTION 3
In the evening, romantic candlelit dinner is between queen and Tang
Q: cheers.
T: I’m sorry. I’m a monk. I can’t drink wine.
Q: I forgot it. Serve tea. Tang, do you know you are so charming?
T: Amitabha!
Q: Tang, I know far awayyou are gonna to travel to distant India. And the journey is certain to be full of difficulties. Why not stay here, to be my husband. I fell in nasa中文love at first sight of you.
T: Amitabha! I’m sorry. I have to travel to India and obtain Buddhist scriptures.
Q: If you can stay in my country, I will order my soldiers to do that.
T: I can’t be your king. I don’t have money, car and hou.
Q: I have. As long as you love me, it is enough.
T: I’m so sorry.
Q: Look, {sing} two birds on the tree are couple; Why not form a family with me just like birds on the tree?
T:……
Q: will you love me?
T:……
After a moment’s silence
Q: I know I’m not beautiful enough to attract you.
T: No, you are charming, absolutely. But I am a monk, I’m a Buddhist. I will give all mylf to Buddha. I can’t get married. I’m so sorry.
Q: ……
T: Time to leave, good night.
Running away
T: my students give me a cup of tea.
P&M&S: what’s the rush?
Tang: the queen has fallen in love with me. She wants me to marry her, Amitabha!
P: what? Why not me?
M：shut up , you stupid pig , boss , do you want to stay here ?
T: Buddha is all my life. I have to go.
M: OK, go tomorrow.
Action 4
Next day, morning
T: Oh What happened to me? My belly is getting larger.
P: What!! Oh, what happen, my belly is getting larger too.
S: Oh, Buddha. It ems that you two get pregnant.
P: It’s impossible.
roger federerT: Amitabha.
M: It must be the queen, becau boss rejected her love, she u witchcraft to harm boss.
P:mr It’s boss who reject her love. Why she make me pregnant?
制定英文M: Shut up, Pig. Don’t worry, boss. I will find the way to dispel the witchcraft. Now, I am going to e the queen.
T: Be careful.
Monkey king arrive at queen’s palace.
M: You, witch.
Q: What are you talking about?
M: It’s you that u witchcraft to harm boss.
Q: What happen to Tang?
M: You harm him, and don’t know what happen to him.
Q: Are you kidding me? I’m a queen of this kingdom, not a witch. How can I u witchcraft to harm someone I love?
