英语笑话
亨利亲王与福斯塔夫
Prince Henry And Falstaff
Shakespeare
Prince Henry． Welcome， Jack． Where hast thou been？
Falstaff．A plague on all cowards， I say， and a vengeance too！ marry， and amen！（To an attendant．） Give me a cupof sack， boy． Ere I lead this life long， I’ll w nethersocks， and mend them， and foot them too． A plague onall cowards！—Give me a cup of sack， rogue．—Is thereno virtue extant？（Drains the cup．） You rogue， here’slime in this sack，too．There is nothing but roguery to befound in villanous man！ Yet a coward is wor than a cupof sack with lime in it，—a villanous coward．Go thy ways， old Jack； die when thou wilt，if manhood，goodmanhood， be not forgot upon the face of the earth， thenam I a shotten herrin教育学考研方向
verynice什么意思g． There live not three good men unhanged in England； and one of them is fat，and grownold，—a bad world， I say！ A plague on all cowards， I saystill！
P． Henry． How now， woolsack？what mutter you？
Fal．A king’s son！ If I do not beat thee out of thy kingdomwith a dagger of lath， and drive all thy subjects afore theelike a flock of wildgee， I’ll never wear hair on my facemore． You—Prince of Wales！
P． Henry．Why， whatbiyu’s the matter？
Fal． Are you not a coward？answer me that．
P．Henry．Ye fat paunch， an ye call me coward，I’ll stabthee．
princelingFal．I call thee coward？ Ivampiro’ll e thee hanged ere I call theecoward： but I would give a thousand pound I could run as fast as thou canst． You are straight enough in the shoulders， you care not who es your back．Call you thatbacking of your
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friends？A plague upon such backing！give me them that will face me．—Give me a cup of sack：—I am a rogue， if I have drunk today．
P．Henry． O villain！ thy lips are scarce wiped since thoudrank’st last．
Fal．All’s one for that．（He drinks．） A plague on all cowards，still say I！
P．Henry．Whatdescent’s the matter？
湖沥青Fal．What’s the matter？ here be four of us have taken a thousand pound this morning．
P．Henry．Where is it， Jack？ Where is it？
Fal．Where is it？ taken from us，it is：a hundred upon poorfour of us．
P．Henry．What，a hundred， man？
Fal．I am a rogue， if I were not at halfsword with a dozen ofthem two hours toget
her．I have escsped by miracle．I ameight times thrust through the doublet； four through the ho；my buckler cut through and through；my sword backed like a handsaw， ecce signum．（Shows his sword．）I never dealt better since I was a man： all would not do．A plague on all cowards！—
P．Henry． What， fought you with them all？
sonFal．All？ I know not what ye call all； but， if I fought not withfifty of them，I am a bunch of radish：if there were not two or three and fifty upon poor old Jack， then am I no twolegged creature．
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