先生们 我告诉你们哟
Gentlemen,I put it to you:
最难吃西米布丁也好过其他口味优质布丁
the worst tapioca pudding is better than the best pudding of any other flavor.
首先 明眼人都知道这话错的 因为最好的布丁是巧克力口味
First off,that is axiomatically wrong becau the best pudding is chocolate.
英文谚语
其次 西米的有机结构使布丁 黏糊糊摇晃晃 有潜在致命危险
Secondly,the organic structure of tapioca makes it a jiggling bowl of potential death.
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是从植物里提取...
It is extracted from
嘿 我在考虑留点胡子
Hey,I'm thinking of growing a mustache.
不是吧?
No kidding?
傅满洲那样的? 八字胡 又尖又长?
Fu Manchu,a handlebar,pencil?
- 是从植物中提取 - 还没想好呢
- It's extracted from the plant. - I'm not sure yet.
乔治·克鲁尼现在也留胡子呢
You know,George Clooney has one now.
真的? 我看到过他在Ralphs超市买龙舌兰酒
Really? I once saw him shopping at Ralph's. He was buying tequila.
你以为他们会有仆人跑腿买酒吗?
You'd think a guy like that would have some kind of booze lackey.
好啦 太残忍了
All right,this is cruel.
我们还是让他说完 不然人家要爆头了
We'd better let him finish before his head explodes.
好吧 Sheldon 为啥西...
抄送格式
All right,Sheldon,why
西米由食用木薯根茎提取而成
Tapioca is extracted from the root of the plant manihot esculenta!会计大专
由于富含高浓度的氰化物
Due to a high concentration of cyanide,
其本身有毒性 如加工不当即食用会致命
it is poisonous in its raw form and lethal if prepared improperly!
现在爽了吧?
Feel better now?
同时可可豆也是巴西的 从中能提取巧克力 做最好的布丁
It is also indigenous to Brazil as is the coa bean,from which we get chocolate,the best pudding.
求你们别再耍我了!
And you promid you wouldn't do that anymore!
嘿 Hofstadter
Hey,Hofstadter.
嘿 Kripke
Hey,Kripke.
听说你最新的反质子衰变实验了
Heard about your latest anti-proton decay experiment.
收集两万数据 却没啥有用的结果
20,000 data runs and no statistically significant results.
灰常了得
allrightsrervedVery impressive.
蠢货一个
What a jerk.
别气馁 Leonard 没用的结果也是结果
Don't feel bad,Leonard. Negative results are still results.
- 就算两万又算啥 - 行啦!
- Even 20,000 of them. - All right!
求你们别在给我打气了
Plea don't cheer me up anymore.
别呀 不要让他打击到你 Kripke哪根葱
george clooney
Come on. Don't let him get to you. It's Kripke.
对呀 大蠢蛋一个
Yeah,he's a ginormous knob.
所以他孤单用餐 而不能坐到这酷酷的桌子来
That's why he eats by himlf instead of sitting here at the cool table.
说得对呀
For shizzle.
确实啊 Kripke确实缺乏 咱固有的那种基本社交技巧
It's true Kripke lacks the basic social skills that we take for granted.
但他还操控着新的开放科学网格计算机
But he also controls the new open science grid computer
而我需要它来模拟宇宙早期的结构形态
that I need to u to run some simulations of structure formation in the early univer.
看你有没有那命用上吧
Well,good luck getting time on it.
他可只让他的朋友使用
The only people he lets u it are his friends.
那 解决办法很简单嘛
Well,then,the solution is simple.busy的用法
我去和他做朋友
I shall befriend him.
Kripke!
Kripke!
啥事?
Yeah?
你觉得我们交个朋友如何?
What would you say to the idea of you and I becoming friends?
我觉得木有啥兴趣哟
I would say I have no interest in becoming your friend.
当真?
Really?
你个里里外外不受欢迎的家伙 目光还真是相当短浅呀
That ems rather shortsighted coming from someone who is generally considered altogether unlikable.
不如重新考虑下吧?
Why don't you take some time to reconsider?
行呀 我去想想
Yeah,I'll do that.
看来咱这开局不错啊
Well,I think we're off to a terrific start.
好了
There you go.
现在所有Wolowitz发来的邮件 都会直接进入垃圾箱
Now any e-mail from Wolowitz will go right into your spam folder.
多谢 其实骚扰邮件倒没啥 他穿浴衣的度假照比较雷人
Thanks. I mean,the e-mail doesn't bother me as much as the vacation pictures of him in a bathing
suit.
是呀 我也收到了 那可不是浴衣 是晒痕
Yeah,I got the same one,and that's not a bathing suit. It's a tan line.
你好 我是Sheldon Cooper
Hello,this is Sheldon Cooper.
这是给Barry Kripke的留言
I am leaving a message for Barry Kripke.
Barry 很高兴在食堂与你邂逅
Barry,it was pleasant eing you today in the cafeteria.
我注意到你买了推荐沙拉
I saw that you purchad the chef's salad.
显然 你不知道推荐沙拉是 食堂的杂碎肉骗人把戏
Apparently,you did not know that the chef's salad is kitchen trickery to utilize scrap meat.
不过呢 我希望你用餐愉快
Nevertheless,I hope you enjoyed it.
我在追踪待定友谊的发展状况 期待你来电给它定位哟
I'm following up on our pending friendship and I look forward to hearing from you regarding its
status.
我是Sheldon Cooper
Sheldon Cooper.
胆小发明家又咋了?
What's up with Ichabod?
bicep他在交友呢
Uh,he's trying to make a new friend.
真的? 不错嘛
Oh,really? Well,good for him.
除非他像杰佩托做出皮诺曹 不然没戏的
Well,unless he makes one out of wood like Geppetto,I don't think it's gonna happen.
那你们咋成为朋友的?
How did you guys become friends?
大学公告板上的一张传单
There was a flyer on the bulletin board at the university:快速美白牙齿的方法
"招募室友 吹口哨的勿扰"
"Roommate wanted.Whistlers need not apply."
你就搬进去了?
And you moved in anyway?
vault
我以为他说着玩的
I assumed he was joking.
