This comedy centers around a proud father's attempts to help his children, attempts which somehow or other always end up embarrassing them. For the sake of fun it carries things to extremes, but nearly everyone can recognize something of themlves and their parents in it.
这出喜剧主要写一位为儿女感到自豪的父亲虽做出种种努力帮助子女，不知怎的，其结果却总是令子女尴尬不已。出于搞笑的目的，故事情节作了极度夸张，但几乎人人都能从中看到自己以及父母的影子。
Father Knows Better
Marsh Cassady
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CHARACTERS: FATHER; MOTHER; HEIDI, 14; DIANE, 17; SEAN, 16; RESTAURANT MANAGER, 20s; MRS. HIGGINS.
英译汉 在线翻译
SETTING: Various locations including a fast-food restaurant, the Thompson family dining room, and an office at a high school.
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人物：HEIDI海蒂、SEAN肖恩, DIANE黛安
扮演者：海蒂，肖恩，黛安
旁白：
AT RISE: As the lights come up, HEIDI enters and cross Down Right to the edge of the stage. SEAN and DIANE enter and cross Down Left to the edge of the stage. They listen as HEIDI address the audience.
老爸英明
马什·卡萨迪
人物： 父亲；母亲；海蒂，14岁；黛安，17岁；肖恩，16岁；饭店经理，20多岁；希金斯太太
场景： 快餐店，汤普森家餐厅，一所中学的办公室等
幕启： 随着灯光亮起，海蒂上，走至舞台右前方。肖恩与黛安上，走至舞台左前方。海蒂对观众说话，两人倾听。
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HEIDI: My dad's a nice man. Nobody could possibly believe that he isn't. Yet well, he's always doing the stupid things that end up really embarrassing one or more of us kids. One time, e, my brother wanted to buy this guitar. Been saving money for it for a long time. Then he got a job at this fast-food place, OK? Waiting tables. It was Sean's first actual job, and he was real happy about it. He figured in two or three months he'd ha
ve enough money to buy exactly the kind of guitar he wanted. Mom and Dad were proud of him, and well, OK, he's my big brother, and he's always pulling the dumb things on me. But, well, I was proud of him too. You know what happened? I hate to tell you becau:
SEAN, DIANE and HEIDI: (In unison) Father knows better!
交通工具英语 海蒂： 我老爸是个大好人。没人会相信他不好。可是他……唉，他老是干那些蠢事，弄得我们当儿女的到头来无地自容。瞧，我哥曾一度想买把吉他。他都积攒了好一阵子钱了。后来他在这家快餐店找了份活，不错吧？当服务员。这是肖恩第一次正经打工，他真的挺开心。他算计着，再过两三个月，他就能攒够钱买他想要的那把吉他了。老爸老妈都为他感到骄傲。唔，是啊，他是大哥，老是要捉弄我。不过嘛，我也同样为他感到骄傲。你猜后来怎么了？我都不想说这事，因为：
肖恩、黛安、海蒂：（齐声）老爸英明！贿赂英文
第一幕
人物：父亲father，经理manager，HEIDI海蒂、SEAN肖恩, DIANE黛安。
扮演者：father，manager，海蒂，肖恩，黛安
旁白： nopainnogain
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(The lights come Up Left on the fast-food restaurant where SEAN works. It consists of a counter and couple of small tables. The MANAGER stands behind the counter. SEAN is busily cleaning the tables when FATHER walks in. )
MANAGER: Good evening, sir. May I help you?
FATHER: Good evening.
SEAN: (To himlf) Oh, no! (He squats behind one of the tables trying to hide from FATHER. )
FATHER: I'm looking for the manager.
MANAGER: That would be me, sir.
FATHER: I'm Sam Thompson. My son works here.
MANAGER: Oh, you're Sean's father.
FATHER: Yes. It's his first job, you know. I just wanted to check that he's doing OK.
MANAGER: Oh, fine. No problem.
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（左后方灯光亮起，肖恩打工的快餐店。有柜台和几张小桌子。经理站在柜台后面。父亲进店时，肖恩正忙着擦桌子。）
经理： 晚上好，先生，能为您效劳吗？
父亲： 晚上好。
肖恩： （自言自语）噢，不！（他在一张桌子后蹲下，欲躲过父亲的视线。）
rachel crow 父亲：我找经理。
经理： 我就是，先生。
父亲： 我是萨姆·汤普森。我儿子在这儿打工。
经理： 哦，您是肖恩的父亲。 存档英文
holy land 父亲： 是啊。知道嘛，这是他第一次打工。我只想看看他干得怎么样。
经理： 噢，不错。没问题。
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SEAN: (Spreading his hands, palms up, speaking to himlf) What did I do to derve this? Tell me what?
FATHER: Hiring him was a good thing then?
MANAGER: Well, yeah, I suppo so.
SEAN: (Still to himlf) Go home, Dad. Go home. Go home.
FATHER: I'm sure he's a good worker but a typical teenager, if you know what I mean.
MANAGER: (Losing interest) I wouldn't know.
media centerFATHER: He's a good boy. And I assure you that if there are any subjects that need to be addresd, Sean and I will have a man-to-man talk.
MANAGER: I don't think that will
FATHER: Oh, no problem. I'm proud of my son. Very, very proud. And I just wanted you to know that I'll do anything I can to help him through life's dangerous a.
肖恩： （双手摊开，掌心向上，自言自语）我什么了要受这份罪？倒是告诉我啊？
父亲： 那么雇用他没错啦？
经理： 呃，对，我想是的。
肖恩： （仍然自言自语）回家去，老爸。回家去。回家去。
父亲： 我肯定他是一把干活的好手，可他也跟其他孩子一个样，明白我的意思吗？
经理： （不再有兴趣）我怎么知道。
父亲： 他是个好孩子。你放心，要是有什么问题需要解决的话，我和肖恩会开诚布公谈一谈的。
经理： 我看没必要吧……
父亲： 噢，没事儿。我为我儿子感到骄傲，我为他深感骄傲。我只是想让你知道，我将竭尽全力帮助他驶过人生的惊涛骇浪。
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SEAN: (Standing up and screaming) Aaaargh! Aaaargh! Aaaaaaargh!
FATHER: Son, I didn't know you were here.
