中文短篇笑话故事带英语翻译
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed.She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice，“Mommy，will you sleep
with me tonight ?”The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. “I can' t，dear.” She said.“I have to sleep in Daddy's room.”Along silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice：“The
big sissy.”
一个夏季的晚上，雷雨大作，母亲让小男孩上床钻进被窝。她正准备熄灯，孩子声音
颤抖地问：“妈咪，你今晚可以陪我睡吗?”母亲笑着，拥抱一下小孩安慰说，“亲爱的，不可以。我得睡在爸爸的房间。”一阵长长的沉默之后，男孩小声地用颤音说：“大胆小鬼。”
神父英文A shoplifter商店扒手 was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from a jewelry store. "Listen," said the shoplifter, "I know you don't want any
trouble either. What do you say I just buy the
watch, and we forget about this?"
The manager agreed and wrote up the sales slip. The crook骗子，坏蛋 looked at the slip and said, "This is a little more than I intended to spend."
一个小偷在一家珠宝店企图偷走一只手表的时候被当场擒获。“听着，”小偷说，goodgirl
“我知道你们也不想惹麻烦。我把这只表买下，然后我们就当什么也没发生，你看怎样?”
经理表示同意，然后列了一张售货单。小偷看着单子说道：“这比我最初的预算稍稍
高了一点，你们还有没有便宜一点儿东西。"
pointto
In a cinema during a performance one of the audience gets up, makes his
way along the row of ats and goes out into the foyer门厅，大厅 . A few minutes later he returns and asks the man sitting纪录片南太平洋
at the head of the row:
Excu me, was it your foot I stepped on when I was going out a moment ago?
Yes, but it doesn't really matter. It didn't hurt at all.
Oh, no, it isn't that. I only want to make sure that this is my row.
在一家电影院里，一名观众在演出期间站了起来，沿着他那排位子走到休息室去了。
几分钟后，他回到那排位子并问坐在首位的那位男士道：
对不起，请问我刚才出去的时候是踩着你的脚吗?
是的，不过没什么关系，一点也不疼。armonica
beanpole噢，不，我不是这个意思。我只是想确认一下这是不是我的那排位子。mapguide
Two twins went to the kindergarten.“Who's the elder and who's the younger one?” asked a nur.
两个双胞胎走进幼儿园。“你们两个谁大谁小?”保育员问。
One of them winked and said，“Elder brother，don't tell her.”
gpp
其中的一个眨了眨眼睛说，“哥哥，不要告诉她。”
One day after school the teacher said to his students，“Tomorrow morning，if any one of you can answer my first question.I'll permit him or her to go home earlier.” The next day，when the
teacher came into the classroom，he found the blackboard daubed.He was very angry and asked，“Who did it?Plea stand up! ” “It' s me，”said Bob，“Now，I can go home，Good-bye，Sir! ”
rver is too busy>winer
一天，放学以后，老师对他的学生们说：“明天上午，如果你们当中的任何一个同学
能回答我的第一个问题，我就准许他或她最先回家。”第二天，老师走进教室时发现黑板
已被乱涂，他非常生气地问：“谁涂的? 请站起来。”鲍勃说：“先生，是我，现在我可
以回家了，再见。”
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