第二篇：经典搞笑英语翻译
acne经典搞笑英语翻译
请假单英文1． we two who and who？ 咱俩谁跟谁阿 2． how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你，怎么老是你？ 3． you don't bird me,I don't bird you 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你 4． you have ed I will give you some color to e e, brothers！together up！你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！5． hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home！有事起奏，无事退朝 6． you me you me 彼此彼此 7． You Give Me Stop！你给我站住！8． know is know noknow is noknow 知之为知之，不知为不知… 9． WATCH SISTER 表妹 10． dragon born dragon,chicken born chic
ken,mou''son can make hole！龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！11． American Chine not enough 美中不足 12． one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 车祸现场描述 13． heart flower angry open 心花怒放 14． go past no mistake past 走过路过，不要错过 15． 小明：I am sorry!老外：I am sorry too!小明：I am sorry three!老外：What are you sorry for? 小明：I am sorry five!
滤菌器16． If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one!要钱没有，要命一条 17． I call Li ar 25.我叫李老大，今年25。18． you have two down son。你有两下子。
19． as far as you go to die 有多远，死多远！！20． I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lo you face , I turn my face 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
第三篇：英语翻译
China’s Territory and Climate
chateldon补天士primeChina to be located in the east of Asia and west of Pacific ocean.In addition to a land are
a of 9.6 billion square kilometers, China has a water coverage of 4.7 billion square kilometers with bohai a ,yellow a ,east of China a and South of China a connecting together and surrounding the coastline of China’s east and south east part.China has a complex topography, mountains, plateaus and hills account for 65% of the whole country’s land area.Of the 19 mountains which latitude is more than 8 thousands in the world, ven mountains locate in China.China is high in the west.At the same time, China has a great number of lakes and rivers, with the total length of 2.2 hundred thousand square kilometers.Of the 2800 lakes which has a area above 1 square kilometers,13 lakes have a area more than 1 thousand square kilometers.98% of China’s land area locate between the latitude of 20 degree and 50 degree north, thus temperate and subtropical zone account for a large space.Climatic difference feature resulting from the geography location is dominated by obvious monsoonal climate, wind by north is prevailing in the winter ,wind by south is prevailing in the summer, four asons are distinct , simultaneous heat and moisture, Cold wave, plum rains, typhoons, and other common types of weather
