英语笑话【Laughter】
四级试卷
Recently,I received a call from a woman who wanted to replace some chair of a dining t bought from us in the 1930s.I assured her we could help and sought the assistance of the office manager.“You’ll never beileve this one,”I told the office manager.“I just got a call from a customer who bought some chair from us in the 1930s.”Before I could finish,he interrupted and said,“Don’t tell me she hasn’t received them yet!”
最近，我接到一个妇女的电话。她上个世纪30年代从我们这里买了一套餐厅家具，现在想来换一些椅子。我跟她说我们可以帮忙，并向部门经理提了出来。“你肯定不会相信，”我对部门经理说，“我刚接到一个顾客的电话，她在30年代就从我们这买了一些椅子。”我还没来得及说完，经理就打断我说：“不要告诉我她到现在还没有收到货啊！”
Man:Why did you make women so beautiful?
God:So that you will love them.
Man:But why did you make them so dumb?
God:So that they will lov you.
plan b是什么意思男子：你为什么让女人生得那么美？
上帝：这样你才会爱上她们呀！
男子：可你为什么又让女人那么笨呢？
上帝：这样她们才会爱上你呀！
Father:Is the school clod today?
长沙平面设计Son:No,Dad.It’s poen.I came home early.
Father:How did you do that?
Son:I told my teacher I had a new baby brother and had to come home and help you.
Father:But your mother has had twins.You’ve got a baby brother and a baby sister.
Son:Yes,I know,Dad.I’m saving up my baby sister for next week.
父亲：今天学校放假了吗？
儿子：没有，爸爸。我提前回来了。
父亲：为什么？
儿子：我跟老师说，我有一个小弟弟，我得回家帮你。
父亲：但是你妈妈生了双胞胎，你有一个小弟弟和一个小妹妹。
儿子：是的，我知道，爸爸，我要等下个星期再说我有个小妹妹了。
After waiting over 3 frustrating hours at the airport for the arrival of a plane that had been delayed for take-off, a man approached the boarding desk and asked for an arrival-time update.He was concerned becau he was meeting his nephew and this was the boy’s 1st flight.＂How old is the boy?＂the airline reprentative asked solicitously.＂He was 6 when he left for the airport,＂the man replied sharply.条纹长裙搭配
因飞机起飞延误，一个人在机场等着接人已3个小时了。他走近问询处打听飞机到达时间的
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最新消息。他非常着急，因为他是来接侄子的，而侄子是第一次乘飞机。“男孩多大了？”航空公司的人关心的问。“他出发去机场时6岁。”他毫不客气地回答。bulletinboard
Dear God:I bet it is very hard to love everyone in the whole world.there are only 4 people in our family and I’m havingf a hard time loving all of them.
亲爱的上帝：
我猜爱世界上每一个人是很困难的事。我家只有4个人，可我爱他们都很难。
Three fastest means of communcation:1.Tele-Phone 2.Tele-Vision 3.Tele-a Woman For faster transmission-Tell her not to tell anybody.
三种最快的传播方式：1.电话 2.电视 3.告诉女人 如果想要传播更快，告诉她别跟任何人说。
Customer:Everyday you charge me money for a cup of coffee.It will be wonderful if you rve me coffee free of charge today.
Waiter:Sir,everyday you drink coffee from a filled cup.Itwill be wonderful if youdrink it from an empty cup today.
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顾客：你每天都收我咖啡的钱，要是今天不收就太好了。
服务员：先生，你每天都从盛满咖啡的杯子里喝咖啡，要是今天从空杯子里喝就好了。
Attorney:She had 3 children,right?
Witness:Yes.
Attorney:How many were boys?
Witness:None.
Attorney:Were there any girls?
律师：她有3个孩子，是吗？
证人：是的。
律师：几个男孩？
证人：没有男孩。
律师：有女孩吗？
John:Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?
Father:Have I not told you never to mention such things during meals!
Mother:Why did you ask the question,John?
John:It’s becau I saw one on daddy’s on daddy’s lettuce,but now it’s gone.
约翰：爸爸，毛毛虫能吃吗?
爸爸：我没告诉过你不能在吃饭时说这些吗？
妈妈：你为什么问这个呢，约翰？
约翰：因为我看到爸爸的生菜里有一只，不过现在没了。
A man goes to a chemist and asks for a cure hiccps.The chemist
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asks,＂Have they gone?＂The man replied,＂I don’t know,my wife’s in the car but I’ll check.＂
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一个男人去问药剂师怎么治打嗝。要及时让他弯下腰，然后狠狠地在他背上拍了一下问：“还打嗝吗？”男人回答：“我不知道，我老婆在车里，我去看看。”
In a hospital waiting room:Smoking help you lo weight…one lung at a time!
医院候诊室：吸烟有助于减肥，一次减一个肺。
