My own swordsman
——SOMA剧团
秀才 姬无命 小贝 小郭 小六
无双 掌柜（佟湘玉） 老白（白展堂）
旁白：This is a part of the TV ries My own swordsman , namely “武林外传” in Chine. In this part, Ji Wuming, an offender who was nt to prison from Tongfu Hotel, escaped from the Prison, and returned to the Tongfu Hotel to revenge! However, he has lost most of his memory; in other words,健怡可乐 he forgets almost 此情可待英文everything that once happened in the hotel. Frightened, the people in the hotel decide to run away, and our story begins!
Act One
旁白：Ji Wuming, an evil bloody robber, was arrested by chance, thanks for tho who live the Tongfu hotel, and has sadly lost his memory.
小六：Everybody,
无双小学英语五年级下册：Ji Wuming, the king of thieves, has been witnesd in our town!
小六：(Cough)
无双：Sorry, sir!
小六：Ji Wuming is
无双：He is one of the most bloody baddies in our country. He can kill an innocent child without mercy. And he has defeated two officers from the capital city!
小六：(Cough)
无双：Sorry, sir!
小六：If anyone find the clue of Ji Wuming, inform us immediately. Clear?
姬：You’re talking about me? I em to be very famous. Money or your life? Make a choi
ce.
小六：Take care of my grandpa the venth!
（众人四散奔逃)aged
姬：Don’t you try to escape!
小贝 ：Sister, help! (Scared and drop down the sugared haws)
(Ji steps on the bunch of sugared haws and fell down)
无双：Sunflower hand acu (acupuncture)!
小贝 ：No, my sugared haws! You must compensate for my sugared haws! Compensate!
小郭：（With a rolling pin(擀面杖) in the hand）Here you are, punish him however you want!
小贝 ：Sugared haws! You just cannot understand what they mean to a woman!
(Xiao Liu wraps Ji with the rope)
无双：Sunflower hand acu (acupuncture)!
(Ji struggles, yet failed, and was struck heavily by Xiao Bei, thus he has laost his memory ever since)
姬：Who are you? Why you ize me? Set me free! I’m... I’m... Who am I?
小郭：Quiet! Row mountain pour a!
(Ji fainted)
(Everyone cheers up)
Act Two
旁白：Xiucai hosts a knowledge competition, yet his rich knoeledge em uless when facing the return of Ji Wuming.
秀才：Welcome to e the knowledge Competition held by the Tongfu hotel. Now on stage are me, Dr Lv, and contestant No. 1, Mo Xiaobei. Question 1, who wrote the poet “Chun Jiang Hua Yue Ye”? A, Zhang Ruoxu; B, Li Bai; C, Du Fu; D, Zhang Bozhi.(音乐”当当”)
老白：（whisper to 秀才）Who’s Zhang Bozhi?
秀才： (whisper) Nobody, I made it up.
小贝成都沃尔得：I... I want to turn to the audience.
秀才：OK, my dear audience, who do you think is the right answer? Plea scream out the choice!
(众人七嘴八舌，最终敲定D项)
小贝：I trust most people’s opinion, I choo D!
秀才口语奇招：Are you sure?
小郭：Decided, fixed and confirmed!
秀才：Oh god, I can’t believe it. Have ever read “资治通鉴”?
(众人摇头)
秀才：And “One million questions”, and “Three thousand questions of Lanmao and Taoqi”?powder
(众人再次摇头)
秀才：(轻蔑地笑)A bunch of shallow fellows!
掌柜：Yeah, we’re so shallow, so stupid that we cannot even succeed in the Keju Exam.
掌柜：Xiao Bei, go to my room and finish your homework. There’s no point of wasting your time here.
(掌柜、小贝下)
小郭：And you, our smart Dr Lv, why can’t you ever succeed in becoming a Juren?
秀才：I study for fun! Sage said that “Kowledge is power.”
blockchain掌柜：Which sage?
秀才：Bacon…
(无双、小六上)
小六：Everybody, bad news!
无双：Ji Wuming has escaped from prison！
(众人围住无双，丢下秀才)
dumpling是什么意思白：Impossible! He is held in the prison under the authority of the Ministry of punishments!
小六：A terrible earthquake just hit the capital city, and the prison was damaged. A lot of
criminals ran away, including Ji Wuming!
白：But why is only Ji Wuming wanted?
小六：Most escaped criminals have
无双：Yet only Ji Wuming is at large!
小六：It’s probable that he has returned
秀才：Hi, guys! Let me expand on the remark “Kowledge is power”. I’m not finished yet.
小郭：What the hell are you talking about? Can your knowledge help fight Ji Wuming?
秀才：Well, to some degree yes!
小郭：Anyway, show off to us.(握关节) Come on show your power! Come on!
秀才：You, you’re ignorant! Ignorant!
(小郭追秀才下，众人慌忙下)
Act Three
旁白：Bai2016年1月30日 Zhantang and Tong Xiangyu are busy preparing for escape. However, Lv Xiucai just want to show everyone the reason why knowledge is power.
白（急）：Pack your esntials, and we should run away immediately!
