1.The Farmer and the Snake
The snake was dying from cold. “What a poor thing. I’ll save your life”. Said the farmer. He picked up the snake and put it under his coat. Soon the snake came to life. “Thank you. But I’m very hungry. I’ll eat you!” said the snake. “No, you can’t do that!” The farmer was very angry. But it was too late. The snake opened its mouth and bit the farmer. The farmer died soon.
2. two cents
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday？" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered. "You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman？" "She is the one who lls the candy."
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。“昨天给你的钱干什么了？” “我给了一个可怜的老太婆,”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子,”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？” “她是个卖糖果的。”
3. Have His Ear in My Pocket
Ivan came home with a bloody no and his mother asked, What happened？ A kid bit me, replied Ivan. Would you recognize him if you saw him again？asked his mother. I’d know him any where, said Ivan. I have his ear in my pocket.
他的耳朵在我衣兜里,伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问,“发生了什么事？” “一个男孩咬了我一口,”伊凡说。 “再见到他你能认出来吗？”妈妈问。“他走到哪里我都能认出他,”伊凡说,“他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢。” ……
4. Hospitality
The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for rving an apple-pie without any chee. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of chee which he laid on the guest's plate. The visitor smiled, put the chee into his mouth and then said: "You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the chee？" "In the rat-trap, sir," replied the boy.
一个客人在吃苹果馅饼时,发现没有奶酪了。对此,女主人向他表示歉意。这家的小男孩悄悄地离开了屋子。过了一会儿,他拿着一片奶酪回到房间,把奶酪放在客人的盘子里。客人微笑着把奶酪放进嘴里说:“孩子,你比你妈妈有眼力见儿。你在哪里找到的奶酪？” “在捕鼠夹上,先生”那小男孩说。
5. The Fox and the Tiger(狐狸和老虎)
An Archer, hunting in the woods, was so successful with his arrows that he killed many of the wild animals. This frightened the rest so much that they ran into the denst part of the bushes to hide. At last the Tiger stood up, and pretending to be very brave, told the other animals not to be afraid anymore, but to rely on his courage, and he would attack the enemy on his own. While he was talking, and lashing his tail and tearing at the ground with his claws to impress the others, an arrow came and pierced his ribs. The Tiger howled with pain. While he was trying to draw out the arrow with his teeth the Fox went up to him and asked, in surpri, whoever had the strength and courage to wound such a brave and mighty beast as the Tiger? "Nay," said the Tiger, "I misjudged my enemy. It was that unbeatable man over there!" MORAL: Knowledge is power.
一个射手正在森林里打猎。他的箭法好极了，射死了许多野兽。这可大大地吓坏了余下的动物，它们都跑到最茂盛的灌木丛中躲藏起来。最后，老虎站了起来，装着非常勇敢的样子叫其余的动物相信它的勇敢，不必再害怕。它将独个儿向敌人进攻。它一边说着，一边甩动着它的尾巴，并用它的爪子刨着地上的泥土，想使别人更信任它。就在这时，一枝箭飞来，刺穿了他的肋骨，老虎顿时痛得吼叫起来。
怨恨 社保统筹正当它尽力用牙齿拔出身上的箭时，狐狸走上前来吃惊地问道：“谁能有这样的力气和胆量来伤害象老虎这样勇敢而强有力的野兽呢？王介” “不，”老虎说，“我错误地判断了我的敌人，是那边那个不可战胜的人打败了我。”
6. The Two Crabs（两只螃蟹）
One fine day two Crabs came out from their home to take a stroll on the sand. ‘Child,’ said the mother, ‘you are walking very ungracefully. You should accustom yourlf, to walking straight forward without twisting from side to side.’ ‘Pray, mother,’ said the young one, ‘do but t the example yourlf, and I will follow you.’ Example is the best precept.
故事大意是：有只螃蟹妈妈和她的宝宝在沙滩上散步，螃蟹妈妈让她的孩子不要横向行走，而应向前直行，小螃蟹请她妈咪做示范，他要象妈咪一样走.....
7. The wolf and the sheep
A wolf had been badly wounded by dogs. He lay sick and maimed in his lair. He felt very hungry and thirsty. When a sheep pasd by, he asked him to fetch some water from the stream. "If you bring me the water," he said, "I will find means to get some food." "Yes," said the sheep, "if I bring you the water, you would undoubtedly make me your food."
一只狼被狗所咬，伤势很严重，痛苦地躺在巢穴里，不能外出觅食。他感到又饿又渴，这时，他看见一只羊，便请求他到附近的小河里为他取一点水来。“你给我一点水解渴”，他说，“我就能自己去寻找食物了。”“是呀”，羊回答说，“如果我给你送水喝，那么我就会成为你的食物。”
8. Goldfish 纳米衣金鱼
Stan: I won 92 goldfish. ui怎么读拼音
和平鸽的作者是谁
Fred: Where are you going to keep them?
Stan: In the bathroom 。
搬家送礼
Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath?
Stan: Blindfold them!
斯丹：我赢了 92 条金鱼。
弗雷德：你想在哪儿养它们？
斯丹：浴室。
弗雷德：但是你想洗澡时怎么办？
斯丹：蒙住它们的眼睛！
9. Who Father Was the Stronger?
河开头的成语接龙
Will and Bill were quarrelling about who father was the stronger. Will said, “Well, you know the Pacific Ocean? My father's the one who dug the hole for it.” Bill wasn't impresd, “Well, that's nothing. You know the Dead Sea? My father's the one who killed it!”
威尔和比尔在为谁的父亲更强壮而争吵。威尔说： “ 喏，你知道太平洋吗？就是我爸爸为它挖的洞。 ”
比尔不屑一顾： “ 噢，那没什么。你知道死海吗？那是我爸爸杀死的。 ”
10. I Need Your Football
George knocked on the door of his friend's hou. When his friend's mother answered he asked, “can Albert come out to play? ”
