搞笑英语话剧之西游记篇
人物 ： 唐僧 八戒 悟空 白骨精原型女 白骨精变形1 白骨精变形2 白骨精原型男 女儿国国王 hope you guys enjoy it！ 改编作者 杜宛芸 成医学子
唐: Wow…boys! This place looks beautiful. Where we are now? Does any one of you know something about it?
众徒弟们摇头，除了八戒在看书。
唐: 八戒, give me the map(不回头，懒洋洋的问)
唐:八戒， Give the map to me!（严肃的问）
唐：哼 !（唐生气地叫）pig ，Give the map……..(转过身看到八戒在看书)晨跑多久合适
唐:(很吃惊) wow！八戒，very good ! I hardly e you study！ . What kind of book are you reading? Is it about Chine or English?
八戒依旧看书，不理睬。
唐:(凑过去)let me have a look !
八戒才注意，赶忙藏书。但为时已晚，唐一把抢过。发现是封面女郎很惹火，眼神立刻变得温柔，接过书开始看
唐：yo….xi…..(流口水，八戒看到，拿出卫生纸给唐僧擦，唐僧回过神来)
唐:（转身训斥八戒）how many times have I told you？ You are not suppod to read books about beautiful girls! I will keep it for you until we finish the journey …..(唐僧将画册掖到衣服里)
八戒:But…..,why? boss, why can’t we think about girls? I just don’t understand…
教师资格证考试报名时间
唐:（叹气）哎，how many times have I told you？ ,This is becau…oh 悟空 dance to my song ！
(开始唱歌，Jackson的dangeous，悟空伴舞)
八戒:ok boss， I will listen to you！（无辜地表情）
唐:悟空,I am hungry.Go and get me some food…（四处看看）.where is 沙僧？,
悟空：he is feeding the hor . boss I‘ll find some food and be back soon,
唐：ok….(悟空走了唐看见八戒还在这，正经地对八戒说) hey 八戒 I need to take a good rest . get out of here !give me some private space!
（八戒走后唐僧就偷袭着自言自语到眉毛上抬 使坏样）：嘿嘿 its time to call my little honey king of the girl country
唐:hi..sweetie how are you doing？(不解释….)
女:I am fine ,but I miss you very much ，after you left, I just can not stop recalling the days when we were together. 哼！ you ldom give me a call餐饮服务流程。
唐:oh darling….i am sorry. you know , the boys like to gossip about things like that. I can only call you when I am alone. But you know I love you from the bottom of my heart 。oh damn it ！…they are back! Honey I will call you the next time ok ！（挂断电话 一下装的很正经）
悟空: boss ， who are you calling ?
唐:er (支支吾吾的)I was just having a chat with Budda. where is my food?
悟空:here! Ive found some delicious bananas!
唐:banana，banana banana ! How many times do I have to tell you ？ I am a monk, instead of a monkey! I need rice rice(加重语气)！don’t you understand? Go and give some to your brothers ok
悟空：摸摸头 ok boss 剑桥大学学费低头很沮丧 拿着香蕉向八戒走去
唐僧拿着香蕉，从衣服里掏出画册，做到一边边吃边看，边擦嘴…..
白骨精上场
白;Hahahaa…I know that any monster who eats master tang will live forever. how lucky I am, now they are in my place.笑着想想 oh , i can pretend to be a poor old lady, so they will trust me. 嘿嘿 I am really clever ……动感音乐响 白骨精1上场 和白骨精原形以舞蹈形
式变换……双人舞完 ！
。
白1:嘿嘿I look great!
蹒跚的走过去
白1:hello, master.i have not eaten any food for days….can you spare some ? have mercy， may god bless you
唐：(瞄一眼，继续吃、看)what? Don’t e I am starving too .get out of here, if you don’t leave right now I will ask my money and pig to eat you 哼！
白1：看看悟空和八戒 oh plea don’t do that I am leaving 蹒跚地离开 躲在一个离唐不远的地方。
悟空：走过来拿着香蕉 boss ，do you need some more bananas？
（悟空看到美女画册，急忙凑上去看，师傅把画册上下左右移动，悟空随之移动，师傅发现了，开始说：）
唐：, 悟空 ,you want to e it, dont you？ ,If you want to e it， you have to tell me that you want to e it, and I will give it to you ,let you e it but if you don’t tell Me that you want to e it ， how can I know that you want to e it？ 。if you don’t want to e it ，you also have to tell me that you don’t want to e it 。then I wont let you e (悟空早已痛苦不堪，逃离此地)
唐：悟空！考研复试分数线come back！ 哎。。。（唐僧摇摇头,继续看书)
白1:（远处偷看到画册）oh …. He is interested in girls 嘿嘿 !
变成了一个女的 音乐很慢幽 白11月英文缩写和白2 双人舞变换
说话一定要嗲
白2:（曼妙的走过来，碰一下唐僧，唐僧不转头边吃边看书：leave me alone. 白2再次碰一下，唐僧依然不转头：I said leave me alone！这时，白2开口说话）
白2:hi…. gentleman!
唐:（转头）wow…hi xy lady!（扔掉画册，背景音乐响起，only you，神情对视，过会儿）come here ,do you want some food？take some bananes。 i am tang ng, you can call me Tanny
白2:oh Tanny…you are so friendly ,thanks for your banana。。。I just got lost ，and don’t know where to go now！can you help me？
唐:yes of cour, I will try my best to help you， you don’t worry！
八戒：朝唐僧看看：wow ，what a beautiful girl ！手拍拍悟空 look look
悟空:看到后 oh my god ！our boss is in danger now！
马上朝白2冲过去
悟空：“monster，I will kill you！“吓到白2 躲到唐的后面
唐:what are you doing？ monkey， don’t be rude! this beautiful lady is my new friend！
两次鸦片战争悟空:boss, this is a monster， in order to get clo to you。,she has changed herlf into a charming girl ，she will eat you ！
唐:bullshit! you must be fed up with this trip to the west…..
（悟空执意要打，唐僧苦劝不听）
唐：I think ， you， little monkey need to be punished
悟空：（赶忙说）oh ,no , boss, plea
唐:(叹气)哎唱着 it is so late to apologi。。。。。! 说 Money ， you derve what you will suffer(摆姿势，要念咒语) ( 杰克逊的beat it ，，，，just beat it， beat it ，will you listen to me ？will you listen to me ？will you listen to me？ )
china意思
