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Phras:
∙A-up - ud extensively in Derby England this term is the equivalent of, "Hello".
∙Big and Clever - A phra your old dear ud to tell you when you were a kid if they caught you with fags. They would tell you it's not "big and clever" to smoke despite them both being chain smokers and smoking about 60 a day each.
∙Beef Bayonet - A replacement phra for the penis. Also e Spam Ram,Mutton Dagger, Pork Sword,One Eyed Picolo,Skin Flute and Heat Seeking Moisture Missile.
∙Beef Curtains - the outer lips of the V agina. Also e John Waynes saddle bags.and Piss Flaps.
∙Beer Glass - This is a term ud to describe the effect that alcohol has on your vision. If you end up waking up next to a right rat shit bird the next morning after having a piss up down the boozer the night before, it's highly likely that you had a good t of beer glass on when you picked her up.
∙Beer Goggles - See Beer Glass.
∙Bell Chee - is another term for Smegma. Also e Knob Chee.
∙Bell End - the end of the penis. Also e Helmet and Purple Headed Cavalier.
∙Big Girls Blou - a replacement word for girl, more acute than just plain "blou", ud in the context of, "He's not coming down the pub tonight becau he's a Big Girls Blou", e also Blou and Big Girls Skipping Rope
∙Big Girls Skipping Rope- a replacement word for girl, more acute than just plain "blou", ud in the context of, "He's not coming down the pub tonight becau he's a Big Girls Skipping Rope". Y ou can make it even more acute by quoting, "Big Girls Skipping Rope with Pink Handles". e also Blou and Big Girls Blou
∙Couldn't give a monkeys chuff- The main context this phra is ud in would be something like, "I couldn't give a monkeys chuff whether your the Duke of Edinburgh - you can fuck off" This is a basic statement of you don't care. See also rats ass.
∙Cunt Carpet - the pubic hair around the vagina. Also Twat Rug and Twat Mat.
∙Heat Seeking Moisture Missile- A replacement phra for the penis. Also e Spam Ram,Mutton Da
gger,Beef Bayonet,One Eyed Picolo,Skin Flute and Pork Sword.
∙Hide the Sausage - If you are playing "Hide the Sausage", you are having x, another version is "Spear the bearded clam".
∙Jazz Bands - Cockney rhyming slang for "Hands". Also e Three Card Trick.
∙John Waynes Saddle Bags - the outer lips of the V agina usually ud to indicate rather large Piss Flaps.
∙'Kin Hard- Short for Fucking Hard, people who say this are so hard they don't even pronounce the word fucking.
∙Knob Chee- literally means Smegma but this is often ud as a derogatory term to indicate somebody is a Twat. Also e Bell Chee.
∙Knob Head - is a person who is a general Twat.
∙Knob Off - A term ud to mean, "go away".
∙Mutton Dagger - A replacement phra for the penis. Also e Spam Ram,Pork Sword, Beef Bayonet,One Eyed Picolo,Skin Flute and Heat Seeking Moisture Missile.
∙N.F.C.- Common abreviation ud in speach for "No Fucking chance". e.g Y ou've got NFC of getting out of this mess.
∙Old Dear - a term ud to replace the word "mother". "Old lady" is a similar term, the father equivalent is "Old Man".
带雨字的女孩名字∙One Eyed Picolo- A replacement phra for the penis. Also e Spam Ram,Mutton Dagger,Beef Bayonet,Pork Sword,Skin Flute and Heat Seeking Moisture Missile.
∙Piss Flaps - the outer lips of the V agina. Also e John Waynes saddle bags.
∙Pork Sword - A replacement phra for the penis. Also e Spam Ram,Mutton Dagger, Beef Bayonet,One Eyed Picolo,Skin Flute and Heat Seeking Moisture Missile.
∙Purple Headed Cavalier - the end of the penis. Also e Bell End and Helmet.
∙Plastic Pig - A three wheeled car manufactured by Reliant in Birmingham. It's called a plastic pig bec
au the body is made of fibreglass. They catch fire and burn very easily and also tip over on roundabouts pretty easily.
∙R.A.F. - most people know this is the Royal Air Force. In pub terms this means you have
a good t of beer glass on and the bird you are chatting up isn't as good looking as
what you think and she is actually a member of the R.A.F. i.e. Rough As Fuck.
∙Rat Ard - is the equivalent of being drunk. e.g. "I was rat ard", is the equivalnet of saying, "I was drunk". See also Ratted, Pisd
∙I Couldn't give a dead rats ass - The main context this phra is ud in would be something like, "I couldn't give a dead rats ass whether your the Duke of Edinburgh - you can fuck off" This is a basic statement of you don't care. See also Monkeys Chuff.
∙Ring Me - it doesn't mean inrt something in to my bottom. It means give me a call on the telephone. Also e Bell, Dog, Trumpet and Trombone.
∙Sit Down- Short for, "a sit down meal", usually associated with an Indian meal eaten after you've ha
购买力风险d a Skinfull of beer. This may then be followed by another skinfull at a night club and a Kebab on the way home or that might be the grand finale of the evening. ∙Skid Mark - It's the brown mark left in the back of your grots when your pants rub on your ring.. A condition caud by not wiping properly after a Richard.
∙Spac Chariot - A phra ud to describe a wheelchair or invalid carriage. Also e Spac ∙Skin Flute- A replacement phra for the penis. Also e Spam Ram,Mutton Dagger, Beef Bayonet,One Eyed Picolo,Pork Sword and Heat Seeking Moisture Missile.
隹字旁的字∙Soggy Biscuit - Soggy biscuit is a game played by boys in boarding school. A group of lads all sit around a biscuit and wank over it and the last person to Shoot their bolt on it has to eat it.
∙Spam Ram - A replacement phra for the penis. Also e Pork Sword,Mutton Dagger, Beef Bayonet,One Eyed Picolo,Skin Flute and Heat Seeking Moisture Missile.
∙Spear the bearded Clam - If you are spearing the bearded clam, you are having x, another version is "Play hide the sausage".
∙Three Card Trick - Cockney rhyming slang for "Dick". e.g. "Get ya Jazz Bands round me Three card Trick". Also e Jazz Bands.
∙Tighter than a Camels Ar in a Sandstorm - The main context this phra is ud in would be something like, "you wont get a pint of him coz he's tighter than a camels ar in a sand storm". Basically it states that the person in question isn't very generous. Also e Tighter than a Gnats Chuff
∙Tighter than a Gnats Chuff- The main context this phra is ud in would be something like, "you wont get a pint of him coz he's tighter than a gnats chuff". Basically it states that the person in question isn't very generous. Also e Camels Ar in a sandstorm
∙Twat Mat - the pubic hair around the vagina. Also e Twat Rug and Cunt Carpet.
∙Twat Rug - the pubic hair around the vagina. Also e Twat Mat and Cunt Carpet.
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∙Well 'Ard - Short version of "Well Hard", it means that a person is very tough and strong and can probably drink a lot of beer without honking. Measures his drinking capability in gallons rather than pints.
Words:
∙Arholed - is the equivalent of being drunk. e.g. "I was arholed", is the equivalnet of saying, "I wa
s drunk". See also Rat Ard, Pisd
∙Bin - is a receptacle for placing quid off the top, say nothing about it and stick it in your bin". Also e Sky
∙Bollocks - a word literally meaning testicles but not often ud for that purpo. Although you might here a phra like, "The missus gave me a good kick in the bollocks for staying out all night". It's one of tho universal words that can be ud in many contexts, here are
a few
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1.In disbelief - "What a load of bollocks"
2.In amazement - "Well I'll be bollockd"
3.In frustration - "Ohhh bollocks to it"
4.Deep frustrastion - "Double bollocks to it"
5.In threat - "I'll bollocks you if your not careful"
6.In warning - "Do that and you'll end up bollockd"
7.In disagreement - "Well bollocks to you then"
8.In complacency - "I couldn't give a bollocks"
9.In anger - "Bollocks ya twat!"
10.Describing something good - "It's the dog bollocks"
11.Describing something bad - "It's a load of old bollocks"
∙Bell - ud in place of the verb to call. e.g. "Give me a bell", means, "give me a call on the telephone". Also e Dog, Trumpet and Trombone
银币收藏∙Blou - a replacement word for girl, ud in the context of, "He's not coming down the pub tonight becau he's a blou", e also Big Girls Blou
∙Botham - a slang word for a "funny fag", i.e. Marajuana, named becau Ian Botham the famous English cricketer got caught smoking one.
∙Boozer - an establishment for the sale and consumption of alcohol.
政治新闻手抄报∙Chuff - a replacement word for anus, e also Ringpiece
∙Crimble - Christmas. Also e Crimblo
∙Crimbo - Christmas. Also e Crimble
∙Crow - Not a bird but a word to describe solid pieces of snot, also knows as a bogie
∙Dog cockney rhyming slang for Dog and Bone which means telephone. Also e Bell, Trumpet and Trombone
∙Durex - Condom. Also e Nodder and Raincoat
∙Fags - it doesn't meen gay it is a term ud for cigarettes.
∙Gargle - ud in place of the verb "to drink", usually assocaited with the consumption of alcoholic beverages. e.g. "Are you out for a gargle tonight".
∙Grots - Underpants. Also e skids and underskids.
∙Helmet - the end of the penis. Also e Bell End and Purple Headed Cavalier.
∙Honk - the equivalent of to vomit.
∙Honking - the act of vomiting - comes from the verb to honk
∙Joint - not a mind altering substance or a slang term for jail, a joint is a term ud for someone's place of abode. e.g. "my joint" is the same as "my hou"
∙Legless - is the equivalent of being drunk. e.g. "I was legless", is the equivalnet of saying, "I was drunk". See also Rat Ard, Pisd
∙Nodder - Condom. Also e Durex
∙Pisd - if you're a Y ank then you may think this means "upt". This is incorrect, Pisd is the equivalent of being drunk. e.g. "I was pisd", is the equivalnet of saying, "I was drunk". See also Rat Ard, Ratted
∙Quid - the unit of currency ud in England. The current exchange rate currently being t at 1 pound sterling = 1 quid.
∙Raincoat - Condom. Also e Nodder and Durex
∙Ratted - is the equivalent of being drunk. e.g. "I was ratted", is the equivalnet of saying, "I was drunk". See also Rat Ard, Pisd
∙Ring - a shortened version of Ringpiece, e also Chuff.
∙Ringpiece - a replacement word for anus, e also Chuff
∙Rock - Short for "Rock Hard" - See the phra "Well 'Ard".
∙Rubbish - Unwanted waste. Y anks call it trash.
∙Scud - The verb to hit or beat somebody up. e.g. "Y ou carry on acting like a prick and I'll scud you"
∙Scudded- When somebody scuds you you end up getting scudded . e.g. "If you're not careful you'll get scudded"
∙Shite - just another word ud instead of shit.
∙Smegma - Chee that gathers around your Helmet Also e Knob Chee
∙Skids - Underpants. Also e grots and Underskids. The are called skids becau they are normally full of skid marks.
∙Sky - It's not that blue thing (or grey thing if you live England) where rain comes from.
It's cockney rhyming slang for "Sky Rocket", which means pocket. See also Bin
∙Snatch - literally a derogatory term to describe a womans pussy, but more than often ud to denote women. e.g. "The pub was filled with snatch", meaning there were alot of nice women down the pub. See also Tottie
∙Spac - An abbreviation for SPAstiC
∙Sup - the verb to drink usually associated with alcohol.
∙Swallow - ud in place of the verb "to drink", usually assocaited with the consumption of alcoholic beverages. e.g. "Are you going for a swallow".
∙Swill - ud in place of the verb "to drink", usually assocaited with the consumption of alcoholic beverages. e.g. "Are we going out for a good swill".
∙Swilling - the adjective associated with the verb "Let's go swilling", normally means lets go out and get Ratted.
∙Twat and Wanker.
∙T osspot - a wor form of Tosr
∙T ottie - ud to denote nice looking women. e.g. "The pub was filled with tottie", meaning there were alot of nice women down the pub. See also Snatch
∙T rombone - means telephone. Also e Bell, Dog and Trumpet. e.g. "Get him on the trombone", means, "Get him on the phone", or "Trombone me", means "Give me a call on the telephone"
∙Trumpet - means telephone. Also e Bell, Dog and Trombone. e.g. "Get him on the trumpet", means, "Get him on the phone", or "Trumpet me", means "Give me a call on the telephone"
∙Twat - Literally means a womens naughty parts but never ud in that context it's ud to describe a real idiot. e.g. don't talk like a twat, or stop acting like a twat.男蛇女猪
∙Twatted - e Scudded
∙Undergrots - Underpants. Also e skids and grots.
∙Underskids - Underpants. Also e skids and grots.
∙Wank - Literally means to masturbate but never ud in this context really. It's another one of tho universal words that can be ud in all kind of contexts e the word Bollocks.
∙Wanker - The adjective to describe a person who wanks alot although it's a basic derogatory term to somebody who is a Twat
∙Y em - A northern term that means home.
