幽默英语口语笑话大全

2024年3月21日发(作者：贝瑛仁)

幽默英语口语笑话大全

英语笑话一

“I am sorry”。

“I am sorry， too” 外国人回答。

“I am sorry three” 我道。

“What are you sorry for?” 外国人问。

“I am sorry five” 我说……

男：Can I buy you a drink?我可以为你买一杯饮料吗?

女：Actually I''d rather have the money.不必，我我宁愿留下那些钱。

英语笑话二

男：Will you go out with me this Saturday?这个星期六你想跟我出去吗?

女：Sorry. I''m having a headache this weekend.抱歉。这个周末我头疼。

男：Can I have your name?直译：我能有你的名字吗?

女：Why? Don''t you already have one? 为什么?你不是已经有一个了吗?

英语笑话三

男：I think I could make you very happy.我想我能让你非常快乐。

女：Why? Are you leaving?是吗?你是说你要离开?

1. TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.

GEORGE: Here it is!

TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?

CLASS: George!

2. TEACHER: Ellen, give me a ntence starting with "I".

ELLEN:

TEACHER: No, Ellen. We always say, "I am."

ELLEN: "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

3. TEACHER: If I had ven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the

other, what would I have?

CLASS: Big hands!

4. TEACHER: Didn't you promi to behave?

STUDENT: Yes, Sir.

TEACHER: And didn't I promi to punish you if you didn't?

STUDENT: Yes, Sir, but since I broke my promi, I don't expect you to

keep yours.

5. TEACHER: In this box, I have a 10-feet snake.

SAMMY: You can't fool me, snakes don't have the

beach 沙滩上有趣的对话 A man was sunbathing naked at the

beach. 一男于沙滩上裸晒。 For the sake of civility, and to keep it from

getting sunburned, 为了文明点，也因为怕太阳灼伤它he had a hat ove

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