英语小品幽默经典十则

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英语小品幽默经典十则

(一)成功法则

Young doctor: Well, Dad, now that I'm hanging out my shingle, can you give me some rules for success?

Father: Always write your prescriptions illegibly and your bills very plainly.

年轻的医生:哦,爸,现在我都挂牌开诊了,你能给我些成功法则吗?

父亲:总是把药方写的难以辨认,而账单却清清楚楚。

(二)She Didn’t Say Anything

A mother and son were washing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the room.

Suddenly, there was a crash of breaking dishes, then complete silence.

The girl looked at her father and said, “It was Mom”。

“How do you know?” asked her father.

“She didn’t say anything.”

(三) I Have Turned It Over

A woman said to her husband, “dear, look at our sheet! It’s too dirty. Would you like to wash it now?”

The man looked at the sheet and then thought for a while and then said, “I don’t think it’s necessary.

We can turn the sheet over. Is that all right?”

(四) Improvement

One student to another: "How are your English lessons coming along?"

"Fine. I ud to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who

can't understand me."

(四)进步

一位学生对另一位说:“你的英语最近学的怎么样?”

“很好,我过去不懂英国人说话,可现在是英国人不懂我的话了。”

(五)Half or Five Tenths?

Teacher: Would you rather have one half of an orange or five tenths?

Gerald: I'd much rather have the half.

Teacher: Think carefully, and tell me why.

Gerald: Becau you lo too much juice when you cut the orange into five tenths.

(五)半个还是十分之五

老师:你愿意要半个柑橘,还是十分之五个柑橘?

杰拉得:我宁可要半个。

老师:仔细想想,说出理由来。

杰拉得:因为你如果把柑橘切成十分之五,那柑橘汁就损失太多了。

(六)When Do People Talk Least?

Student A: When do people talk least?

Student B: In February.

Student A: Why?

Student B: Becau February is the shortest month of a year.

(六)人们什么时候说话最少?

学生甲:人们在什么时候说话最少?

学生乙:在二月。

学生甲:为什么呢?

学生乙:因为二月是一年中最短的一个月。

(七)Lightning

Teacher: Why is it said that lightning never strikes the same place twice?

Roy: Becau after it's struck once the same place isn't there any more!

(七)闪电

老师:为什么说闪电从来不会两次击中同一个地方?

罗伊:因为它击中一个地方一次以后,那个地方就不存在了。

(八)The Climate of New Zealand

Teacher: Matthew, what is the climate of New Zealand?

Matthew: Very Cold, sir.

Teacher: Wrong.

Matthew: But, sir! When they nd us meat it always arrives frozen!

(八)新西兰的气候

老师:马修,新西兰的气候怎么样?

马修:先生,那里的天气很冷。

老师:错了。

马修:可是,先生!从那儿运来的猪肉都冻得硬邦邦的。

(九)My Sister's Fingers

Teacher: Kevin, why are you late this time?

Kevin: Plea sir, I bruid two fingers knocking in a nail at home.

Teacher: I don't e any bandages.

Kevin: Oh, they weren't my fingers! I told my little sister to hold the nail.

(九)我妹妹的手指头

老师:凯温,这次你怎么又迟到了?

凯温:对不起,老师,我在家钉钉子,砸坏了两个手指头。

老师:怎么没有扎绷带呀?

凯温:噢,砸的不是我的手指头,我叫小妹妹扶着钉子的。

(十)Who Discovered Australia?

Teacher: Find Australia on the map for me, Johnny.

Johnny: It's there, sir.

Teacher: That's right. Now Sammy, who discovered Australia?

Sammy: Johnny, sir.

(十)谁发现了澳大利亚?

老师:约翰尼,在地图上给我找出澳大利亚在什么地方。

约翰尼:先生,在这儿。

老师:对了。萨默,你来回答我是谁发现了澳大利亚?

萨默:先生,是约翰尼。

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