2024年3月21日发(作者:凌炜)
英语小品幽默经典十则
(一)成功法则
Young doctor: Well, Dad, now that I'm hanging out my shingle, can you give me some rules for success?
Father: Always write your prescriptions illegibly and your bills very plainly.
年轻的医生:哦,爸,现在我都挂牌开诊了,你能给我些成功法则吗?
父亲:总是把药方写的难以辨认,而账单却清清楚楚。
(二)She Didn’t Say Anything
A mother and son were washing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the room.
Suddenly, there was a crash of breaking dishes, then complete silence.
The girl looked at her father and said, “It was Mom”。
“How do you know?” asked her father.
“She didn’t say anything.”
(三) I Have Turned It Over
A woman said to her husband, “dear, look at our sheet! It’s too dirty. Would you like to wash it now?”
The man looked at the sheet and then thought for a while and then said, “I don’t think it’s necessary.
We can turn the sheet over. Is that all right?”
(四) Improvement
One student to another: "How are your English lessons coming along?"
"Fine. I ud to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who
can't understand me."
(四)进步
一位学生对另一位说:“你的英语最近学的怎么样?”
“很好,我过去不懂英国人说话,可现在是英国人不懂我的话了。”
(五)Half or Five Tenths?
Teacher: Would you rather have one half of an orange or five tenths?
Gerald: I'd much rather have the half.
Teacher: Think carefully, and tell me why.
Gerald: Becau you lo too much juice when you cut the orange into five tenths.
(五)半个还是十分之五
老师:你愿意要半个柑橘,还是十分之五个柑橘?
杰拉得:我宁可要半个。
老师:仔细想想,说出理由来。
杰拉得:因为你如果把柑橘切成十分之五,那柑橘汁就损失太多了。
(六)When Do People Talk Least?
Student A: When do people talk least?
Student B: In February.
Student A: Why?
Student B: Becau February is the shortest month of a year.
(六)人们什么时候说话最少?
学生甲:人们在什么时候说话最少?
学生乙:在二月。
学生甲:为什么呢?
学生乙:因为二月是一年中最短的一个月。
(七)Lightning
Teacher: Why is it said that lightning never strikes the same place twice?
Roy: Becau after it's struck once the same place isn't there any more!
(七)闪电
老师:为什么说闪电从来不会两次击中同一个地方?
罗伊:因为它击中一个地方一次以后,那个地方就不存在了。
(八)The Climate of New Zealand
Teacher: Matthew, what is the climate of New Zealand?
Matthew: Very Cold, sir.
Teacher: Wrong.
Matthew: But, sir! When they nd us meat it always arrives frozen!
(八)新西兰的气候
老师:马修,新西兰的气候怎么样?
马修:先生,那里的天气很冷。
老师:错了。
马修:可是,先生!从那儿运来的猪肉都冻得硬邦邦的。
(九)My Sister's Fingers
Teacher: Kevin, why are you late this time?
Kevin: Plea sir, I bruid two fingers knocking in a nail at home.
Teacher: I don't e any bandages.
Kevin: Oh, they weren't my fingers! I told my little sister to hold the nail.
(九)我妹妹的手指头
老师:凯温,这次你怎么又迟到了?
凯温:对不起,老师,我在家钉钉子,砸坏了两个手指头。
老师:怎么没有扎绷带呀?
凯温:噢,砸的不是我的手指头,我叫小妹妹扶着钉子的。
(十)Who Discovered Australia?
Teacher: Find Australia on the map for me, Johnny.
Johnny: It's there, sir.
Teacher: That's right. Now Sammy, who discovered Australia?
Sammy: Johnny, sir.
(十)谁发现了澳大利亚?
老师:约翰尼,在地图上给我找出澳大利亚在什么地方。
约翰尼:先生,在这儿。
老师:对了。萨默,你来回答我是谁发现了澳大利亚?
萨默:先生,是约翰尼。
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