Here you go,Pheebs.
Who wants one of my special home-baked brownies?
I'll have one.
-That's okay. -I'm not having one.
No,no. It's just my tooth.
-All right. -I'll have one.实时取景
So you need a dentist? I've got a good one.
Thanks. I have a good one too. I just can't e him.
See,that is the problem with invisible dentists.
Why can't you go to him?
Becau every time I go to the dentist,somebody dies.梦见被刀捅
That's so weird. Every time I go to
... I look down the hygienist's blou.
What?
First it was my Aunt Mary.
And then there was John,my mailman.
And then my cowboy friend,Albino Bob.
And all the people actually died?
Yes. While I was in the chair.
That's why I take care of my teeth. It's not about oral hygiene.
I floss to save lives.
Come on,you didn't kill anybody.
The people just happened to die when you went to the dentist.流浪狗之家
It's just a coincidence.
Tell that to them. Oh,you can't! They're dead!
The One With the Giant Poking Device
Thanks,Gunther.
Can I get a napkin too?
Oh,like you don't already have everything.
You're in pain. Would you just go to the dentist? Just go.
Fine. But if you're my
...don't come back as a poltergeist who sucks me into the TV t.
I promi.
Although,don't feel like you can't visit.
Hey,is Chandler here?
No. No,he's not.
You guys,Joey just saw Janice kissing her ex-husband.
What?
What are you gonna do? How are you gonna tell Chandler?
I was thinking about that. I think the best way
...to not.
Joey,if you know about this, you have to tell him.
It'll kill him. It'll just kill him.
Wait till I go to the dentist. Maybe I'll kill him.
I think Naked Guy's using a hammock. It's like a Play-Doh fat factory.
幼儿园学习
I'm going to the dentist.
...just be on the lookout for anything that you could
...or that can fall
...or....
All right,just look out!
And I also just
I just want to tell you
I have a problem. I have to go into work for a few hours.
Some kids mesd up the Homo sapien display.
What did they do?
They painted over the word "sapien," for one thing.
Then they rearranged the figures. Let's just leave it at that.
Do you want me to watch Ben for you?
That's what I was gonna ask. Thank you.
Wait,hello! What about me?
You. You want to watch Ben?
That would be great! I just
... becau I know how empty her life is.
I got a science question.
If the Homo sapiens were,in fact, "homo"
...is that why they're extinct?
Joey,Homo sapiens are people.
Hey,I'm not judging.
Look,Benny! Spoon!
Spoon!
Come on. All right,you know what? I think he's bored.
Here. You wanna play the airplane game?
You wanna show Rachel? Come here.
You wanna do something fun? Okay.
You're so brave. You're so brave! Yes,you are.
-You're so brave. -You're okay.
He's fine. Let's just put him down.
Come here,babe. Yes,you're such a good boy.
煎豆腐
How could you do that to him?! Ross trusted me! What's he gonna say?
Nothing,becau we're not telling him.
-We're not? -No.
All right,I like that.
So we're okay. We're okay,aren't we?
No,we're not okay. There's a bump.
What bump?
Oh,my God! Well,push it in! Push it in!
I cannot push it in!
Okay,we're gonna need a distraction.
That's it.
I got it!
The cond Ross
...take him to your bedroom and do whatever 自然气候变化
...that makes him go "rheeeee!"
Or...
...we could put a hat on his head.
庄氏
A hat! Yes! We need a hat! Where are we gonna find a tiny little hat?
I'll get Rainy Day Bear!
Becau he'll know what to do?
Oh,my God. You're a genius!
It's kind of wn on.
千里鹅毛Give it. Give it.
It's just like a bloodbath in here today!
Hey,hold on a cond. Hold on a cond.
Do you think the pearls are nice?
I'd prefer a mountain bike.
Janice's birthday's coming. I wanna get her something special.
-Come in here with me. -Wait!
You wanna get her something special? Get her flowers.
Get her candy. Get her gum. Girls love gum.
That's a good idea. "Dear Janice: Have a Hubba-Bubba birthday."
I'd like to get her something rious.
You want something rious.
You know what you should do? You should get her one
... barium enemas.
Tho are dead rious.
Look,I'm gonna go in here. And you don't buy me anything,ever!
