“Will rap for food”
Written by
MC Potbelly
Contact:电饼铛好用吗
MC Potbelly Radio Theater
1747 Lincoln Avenue, #19A
San Rafael, CA 94901
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“Will rap for food”
ACT ONE
SCENE A
INT – AUTOMOBILE – DAWN
Voice-over narration:
The hardest part about being homeless is trying to fill your day. Everybody wants to retire and being homeless is like permanent, early retirement. I don’t want to complain about
the free meals at the mission and the hours at the library. Yet, once and a while, I would like to plan my day around something that costs money.
I open the car door to stretch my legs. A cardboard sign
falls over. It reads, “Follow the NEWS, signed Dan.” My life takes a new direction; an old friend wants me to play detective.
ACT ONE
SCENE B
EXT- STREET- DAY
TONY
Calvin, wait up a minute.
CALVIN
hurry,
a
ho.
I’m
in
Voice-over narration:
Calvin called everybody a “ho”. He was a street musician now but I always wondered if here were a pimp before he switched to music.
TONY
I’ll watch your guitar ca while you
perform.
CALVIN
Why?
TONY
I’m doing some surveillance and I
thought we could help each other out.
I heard that some kids took your money
days
ago.
of
a
couple
CALVIN
They gave me a good beatdown. I lost
$48.
TONY
back.
I’ll
your
watch
CALVIN
镜子不能对着门吗
How? You gonna dial 911. Do you
listen to old school rap, Stiles?
joke.
a
is
911
TONY
I’ll e them coming. We can take off曲阜景点
before any trouble starts.
CALVIN
I’m trying to get to the marina. Can
a
ride?
give
you
me
TONY
I thought we’d stick around here.
CALVIN
This street’s full of panhandlers and
hobos. I’m a headliner. They couldn’t
even be an opening act. I am an
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entertainer.
TONY
Look, if you do your act around here,
I’ll drive you anywhere in the city when
we’re done. Is it a deal?
CALVIN
天会黑
hour.
an
You’ve
OK.
got
SCENE C
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我的家风家训EXT – DAY – STREET
Calvin and I take up a position that is one block northeast of our original location. Calvin starts to perform.
CALVIN
Ladies and gentlemen, I would like
to do a song called HOIN’. It goes
this.
something
like
If you ain’t walking
You ain’t working
一年级试卷数学Your mouth’s not for talking
You know I’ll be lurking
Lookin over your shoulder
Slappin your sweet rear
You’re getting older
One month is a street year
Today you’re sixteen
In two years you’re forty
Yesterday you had dreams
But now you work for me
There’s no overtime
Can’t go on strike
You’re doin a crime
“You know what I like”
That’s what old men say
You act like their daughter
But not until they pay
Just like I taught ya
I broke you in fast
Played all the head games
I needed the cash
Showed you the bed games
