1>>The One Where It All Began (Pilot) 更多字幕 qq3550672899 2>>-=BT之家DRM小组 =- 3>>There's nothing to tell. It's just some guy I work with. 4>>You're going out with the guy. 5>>There has to be something wrong with him. 6>>All right,Joey. Be nice. 7>>So does he have a hump and a hairpiece? 8>>Wait,does he eat chalk? 9>>I don't want her to go through what I did with Carl. 10>>Okay,everybody relax. This is not even a date. 11>>It's just two people going out to dinner and not having x. 12>>Sounds like a date to me. 13>>I'm in high school, in the cafeteria.. 14>>and I realize I'm totally naked. 15>>I've had that dream. 16>>Then I look down and I realize there is a phone.. 17>>there. 18>>- Instead of - That's right! 19>>Never had that one. 20>>All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. 21>>What do I do? Everyone starts looking at me. 22>>They weren't looking at you before? 23>>Finally,I figure I'd better answer it. 24>>And it turns out it's my mother. 25>>Which is very,very weird becau she never calls me. 26>>Hi. 27>>He says,"Hello," I want to kill mylf. 28>>You okay? 29>>I feel like someone pulled my intestine out of my mouth.. 30>>- and tied it around my neck. - Cookie? 31>>Carol moved her stuff out today. 32>>- Let me get you some coffee. - Thanks. 33>>No,don't! Stop cleansing my aura. 34>>- Just leave my aura alone,okay? - Fine,be murky. 35>>- I'll be fine. I hope she'll be happy. - No,you don't. 36>>No,I don't. To hell with her. She left me! 37>>You never knew she was a lesbian? 38>>No! Okay? 39>>Why does everyone keep fixating on that? 40>>She didn't know. How should I know? 41>>Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian. 42>>Did I say that out loud? 43>>I told Mom and Dad last night. They took it pretty well. 44>>Oh,really? 45>>So that hysterical phone call from a woman sobbing.. 46>>"I'll never have grandchildren," was what? A wrong number? 47>>Sorry. 48>>Look,you're feeling a lot of pain right now. 49>>You're angry. You're hurting. 50>>Can I tell you what the answer is? 51>>Strip joints! 52>>Hey,you're single. Have some hormones. 53>>But I don't want to be single,okay? 54>>I just want to be married again. 55>>And I just want a million dollars! 56>>- Rachel? - Oh,Monica! Thank God! 57>>I went to your building.. 58>>and a guy with a hammer said you'd be here,and you are. 59>>- Can I get you some coffee? - Decaf. 60>>Everybody,this is Rachel, a Lincoln High survivor. 61>>This is everybody. Chandler and Phoebe.. 62>>Joey. Remember my brother,Ross? 63>>Sure! 64>>You want to tell us now,or are we waiting for four wet bridesmaids? 65>>Well,it started about a half-hour before the wedding. 66>>I was in the room with all the prents.. 67>>and I was looking at this really gorgeous Limoges gravy boat. 68>>When all of a sudden 69>>Sweet 'N Low? 70>>I realized I was more turned on by this gravy boat than Barry. 71>>I got freaked out, and it hit me: 72>>How much Barry looks like Mr. Potato Head. 73>>I always knew he looked familiar,but.. 74>>I had to get out of there, and I started wondering.. 75>>"Why am I doing this," and "Who am I doing it for?" 76>>I didn't know where to go, and I know we've drifted apart.. 77>>but you're the only person I know here. 78>>- Who wasn't invited to the wedding. - I hoped that wouldn't be an issue. 79>>I guess he bought her the pipe organ, and she's really not happy about it. 80>>"Tuna or egg salad! Decide!" 81>>"I'll have whatever Christina's having." 82>>Daddy,I just I can't marry him. 83>>I'm sorry. I just don't love him. 84>>Well,it matters to me! 85>>"If I let go of my hair, my head will fall off." 86>>She should not be wearing tho pants. 87>>Push her down the stairs! 88>>Push her! Push her down the stairs! 89>>Come on,Daddy,listen! 90>>All my life,everyone's always told me,"You're a shoe!" 91>>"You're a shoe!" 92>>What if I don't want to be a shoe? 93>>What if I want to be a pur? 94>>Or a hat? 95>>No,I don't want you to buy me a hat! 96>>It's a metaphor,Daddy! 97>>You can e where he'd have trouble. 98>>Look,Daddy, it's my life. 99>>Well,maybe I'll just stay here with Monica. 100>>I guess we've established she's staying with Monica. 101>>Well,maybe that's my decision. 102>>Maybe I don't need your money. 103>>Wait! I said maybe! 104>>Just breathe. That's it. 105>>Try to think of nice,calm things. 106>>Raindrops on ros And whiskers on kittens 107>>Doorbells and sleigh bells And something with mittens 108>>La la la something And noodles with string 109>>I'm all better now. 110>>I helped. 111>>This is probably for the best. 112>>Independence. Controlling your life. The whole hat thing. 113>>You can always come to Joey. 114>>Me and Chandler live across the hall. He's away a lot. 115>>Stop hitting on her! It's her wedding day. 116>>Like there's a rule,or something? 117>>I got it. 118>>Plea don't do that again. It's a horrible sound. 119>>It's Paul. 120>>Oh,God,is it 6:30? Buzz him in. 121>>- Who's Paul? - Paul,the wine guy? 122>>Maybe. 123>>Your "not a real date" is with Paul,the wine guy? 124>>- He finally asked you out? - Yes! 125>>It's a "Dear Diary" moment. 126>>- Rach,I can cancel. - Plea,go,I'll be fine. 127>>Ross,are you okay? Do you want me to stay? 128>>That'd be good. 129>>- Really?- Go on! It's Paul,the wine guy! 130>>Does he ll it,drink it? 131>>Or he just complains a lot? 132>>Hi,come in! Paul,this is.. 133>>everybody. Everybody,this is Paul. 134>>- The wine guy. - I didn't catch your name. Paul? 135>>I'll be right back. I've just gotta go 136>>A-wandering? 137>>Change. 138>>Sit down. Two conds. 139>>I just pulled out four eyelashes. That can't be good. 140>>Hey,Paul,here's a tip. 141>>She really likes it when you rub her neck in the same spot.. 142>>until it starts to get red. 143>>Shut up,Joey! 144>>What are you up to tonight? 145>>I was suppod to be headed for Aruba on my honeymoon.. 146>>so,nothing. 147>>Right. You're not even getting your honeymoon. 148>>Although,Aruba. This time of year? 149>>Talk about your.. 150>>big lizards. 151>>If you don't want to be alone tonight.. 152>>Joey and Chandler are helping me with my furniture. 153>>We're very excited about it. 154>>Thanks. But I'm just going to hang out here. 155>>- It's been a long day. - Oh,sure. 156>>Phoebe,wanna help? 157>>I wish I could, but I don't want to. 158>>Love is sweet as summer showers Love is a wondrous work of art 159>>But your love Oh,your love,your love 160>>Is like a giant pigeon 161>>Crapping on my heart 162>>Thank you. 163>>I'm suppod to attach a bracket-y thing to the side things.. 164>>using a bunch of the little worm guys. 165>>I have no bracket-y thing. I e no worm guys whatsoever.. 166>>and I cannot feel my legs. 167>>- We got a bookca. - It's beautiful. 168>>What's this? 169>>I would have to say that is an L-shaped bracket. 170>>- Which goes where? - I have no idea. 171>>- Done with the bookca. - All finished. 172>>This was Carol's favorite beer. 173>>She always drank it out of the can. I should have known. 174>>- Start with that,we're out of here. - Plea don't spoil all this fun. 175>>Let me ask you. 176>>She got the furniture, the stereo,the good TV. 177>>What did you get? 178>>- You guys. - You got screwed. 179>>- Oh,my God. - I know. I'm such an idiot. 180>>I should've known when she went to the dentist five times a week. 181>>I mean,how clean can teeth get? 182>>My brother's going through that. 183>>How did you get over it? 184>>He might accidentally break something valuable of hers. 185>>- Say her - Leg? 186>>That's one way of doing it. I went for the watch. 187>>You actually broke her watch? 188>>The worst I ever did was shred my old boyfriend's favorite towel. 189>>- Steer clear of you. - That's right. 190>>Barry,I'm sorry. I am so sorry. 191>>You probably think it's about making love with your socks on,but it isn't. 192>>It's about me. And I just 193>>The machine cut me off again. Anyway.. 194>>I know that some lucky girl is going to become Mrs. Barry Finkel. 195>>But it isn't me. It's not me. 196>>Not that I have any idea who "me" is right now,but you just 197>>I'm divorced. 198>>- I'm only 26,and I'm divorced! - Shut up! 199>>That only took me an hour. 200>>We haven't had a relationship that's lasted longer than a Mento. 201>>You have had the love of a woman for four years. 202>>Four years of cloness and sharing, after which she ripped your heart out. 203>>That is why we don't do it! 204>>I don't think that was my point! 205>>Know what's scary? What if there's only one woman for everybody? 206>>I mean,what if you get one woman,and that's it? 207>>Unfortunately,in my ca, there was only one woman for her. 208>>What are you talking about? One woman. 209>>That's like saying there's only one flavor of ice cream. 210>>Let me tell you something. There's lots of flavors out there. 211>>Rocky road and cookie dough and bing cherry vanilla. 212>>You can get them with jimmies or nuts or whipped cream. 213>>It's the best thing to happen to you! 214>>You got married. You were like,what,8? 215>>Welcome back to the world. Grab a spoon! 216>>- I don't know if I'm hungry or horny. - Then stay out of my freezer. 纪伯伦的诗217>>Ever since she walked out on me.. 218>>What? 219>>You wanna spell it out with noodles? 220>>It's more of a fifth date kind of revelation. 221>>So there's going to be a fifth date? 222>>Isn't there? 223>>Yeah,yeah. I think there is. 224>>What were you going to say? 225>>Ever since she left me.. 226>>I haven't been able to perform.. 227>>xually. 228>>Oh,God! I'm so sorry. 229>>Being spit on is probably not what you need right now. 230>>How long? 231>>- Two years. - Wow. 232>>I'm glad you smashed her watch. 233>>So you still think you might want that fifth date? 234>>Yeah. Yeah,I do. 235>>We are gathered here to join Joanie Loui Cunningham.. 236>>and Charles. Chachi,Chachi,Chachi.. 237>>in the bonds of holy matrimony. 238>>See! 239>>But Joanie loved Chachi. That's the difference. 240>>"Grab a spoon." 241>>Do you know how long it's been since I grabbed a spoon? 242>>Do the words,"Billy,don't be a hero," mean anything to you? 243>>Great story. But I gotta go. 244>>I got a date with Andrea. Angela. No,Andrea. 245>>Andrea's the screamer. Angela has cats. 246>>Right,thanks. It's Julie. I'm out of here. 247>>Here's the thing. Even if I could get it together enough.. 248>>to ask a woman out.. 249>>who am I going to ask? 250>>Isn't this amazing? I've never made coffee in my life. 251>>- That is amazing. - Congratulations. 252>>If I can make coffee, there isn't anything I can't do. 253>>I think it's,"If I can invade Poland, there's nothing I can't do." 254>>If you feel like you have to make a Western omelet or something.. 255>>Although,actually I'm really not that hungry. 256>>Oh,good. Lenny and Squiggy are here. 257>>- Good morning. - Good morning. 258>>- Morning. - Morning,Paul. 259>>- Hello,Paul. - Hi. Paul,is it? 260>>- Thank you so much. - Stop. 261>>Last night was like all my birthdays,both graduations.. 262>>plus the barn-raising scene in Witness. 263>>We'll talk later. 264>>Thank you. 265>>That wasn't a real date. 266>>What the hell do you do on a real date? 267>>Shut up and put my table back. 268>>I've got to get to work. 269>>If I don't input tho numbers, it doesn't make much of a difference. 270>>So,like,you guys all have jobs? 271>>Yeah,we all have jobs. That's how we buy stuff. 272>>- Yeah,I'm an actor. - Have I en you in anything? 273>>I doubt it. Mostly regional work. 274>>Unless you saw the Wee One's production of Pinocchio.. 275>>at the little theater in the park? 276>>It was a job! 277>>"Look,Geppetto. I'm a real live boy." 278>>- I will not take this abu. - You're right,I'm sorry. 279>>Once I was a wooden boy A little wooden boy 280>>You should both know that he's a dead man. 281>>Oh,Chandler! 282>>How are you doing today? Sleep okay? 283>>Did you talk to Barry? I can't stop smiling. 284>>I e that. You look like you slept with a hanger in your mouth. 285>>I know. He's just so.. 286>>- Remember you and Tony Demarco? - Oh,yeah. 287>>Well,it's like that. With feelings. 3月24日是什么星座288>>- Wow,are you in trouble! - Big time! 289>>Want a wedding dress? Hardly ud. 290>>I think we're getting a little ahead of ourlves. 291>>I'm going to get up,go to work, and not think about him all day. 292>>Or el I'm going to get up and go to work. 293>>- Wish me luck! - What for? 294>>I'm gonna go get one of tho job things. 295>>- Hi,Monica. - Franny,welcome back. 296>>- How was Florida? - You had x,didn't you? 297>>- How do you do that? - I hate you. 298>>I'm pushing my aunt through Parrot Jungle,you're having x. 299>>So,who? 300>>You know Paul? 301>>Paul,the wine guy? Yeah,I know Paul. 302>>You mean,you know Paul like I know Paul? 303>>What? I take credit for Paul. 304>>Before me,there was no snap in his turtle for two years. 305>>Of cour it was a line. 306>>Why would anybody do something like that? 307>>I assume we want an answer more sophisticated than: 308>>"To get you into bed." 309>>I hate men. 310>>Don't hate. You don't want to put that out into the univer. 311>>Is it me? 312>>Is it like I have some sort of beacon that only dogs.. 313>>and men with emotional problems can hear? 314>>Come here. Give me your feet.日本电视剧 315>>I just thought he was nice,you know? 316>>I can't believe you didn't know it was a line. 317>>- Guess what? - You got a job? 318>>Are you kidding? I'm trained for nothing. 319>>- I was laughed out of 12 interviews. - You're surprisingly upbeat. 320>>You'd be too, if you found the boots on sale.. 321>>50% off. 322>>How well you know me. 323>>They're my "I don't need a job.. 324>>I've got great boots" boots. 325>>- How did you pay? - Credit card. 326>>And who pays for that? 327>>My father. 328>>Is this really necessary? I can stop charging any time. 329>>You can't live off your parents. 330>>I know that. That's why I was getting married. 331>>Give her a break. It's hard being on your own. 332>>Thank you. 333>>I remember when I first came to this city,I was 14. 334>>Mom had killed herlf, stepdad was in jail. 335>>I didn't know anybody here. 336>>I ended up living with this albino guy who was cleaning windshields. 337>>And then he killed himlf. 338>>Then I found aromatherapy. So I know exactly how you feel. 339>>The word you're looking for is: 340>>"Anyway.." 341>>- You ready? - No,how can I be ready? 342>>"Ready to jump out of the plane with no parachute?" 343>>- I can't do this. - I know you can. 344>>- No. - You made coffee,you can do anything. 345>>Cut. Cut. Cut. 346>>You know what? I think we can leave it at that. 347>>- Kind of a symbolic gesture. - Rachel,that was a library card. 348>>If you listen cloly,you can hear a thousand retailers scream. 349>>Welcome to the real world! 350>>It sucks. You're gonna love it. 351>>That's it. Are you going to crash on the couch? 352>>- No,I gotta go home sometime. - Are you gonna be okay? 353>>Look what I just found on the floor. 354>>What? 355>>That's Paul's watch. Just put it back where you found it. 356>>Oh,boy! All right. 357>>- Good night,everybody. - Good night. 358>>- I'm sorry. Have it,I don't want it. - Split it? 359>>You probably didn't know this, but in high school.. 360>>I had a major crush on you. 361>>I knew. 362>>You did? 363>>I figured you thought I was Monica's geeky brother. 364>>I did. 365>>Listen,do you think..? 366>>Try not to let my vulnerability become a factor here. 367>>Do you think it would be okay if I asked you out sometime? 数学建模论文模板368>>Yeah. 369>>Maybe. 370>>Okay. 371>>Okay,maybe I will. 372>>- Good night. - Good night. 373>>See you. 374>>Wait,wait. What's with you? 375>>I just grabbed a spoon. 376>>- I can't believe what I'm hearing. - Can't believe what I'm hearing 377>>- What? I said - What? I said 378>>- Would you stop? - Was I doing it again? 379>>Yes! 380>>I said you had a nice butt. It's just not a great butt. 381>>- You won't know a butt if it bit you. - There's an image. 382>>Would anybody like more coffee? 383>>You made it, or you're rving it? 384>>- I'm just rving it. - I'll have a cup of coffee. 385>>Kids,new dream. 386>>I'm in Las Vegas. 387>>Miss,more coffee? 388>>Could you give this to that guy over there? 389>>Go ahead. Thank you. 390>>Sorry. Okay,Las Vegas. 391>>I'm in Las Vegas. 392>>I'm Liza Minnelli.. | 1>>六人行 第1季 第01集 莫妮卡的新室友 更多字幕 qq3550672899 2>>荣誉出品 河马根据friends6字幕完美调较时间轴 3>>没什么好说的！ 他不过是我的同事！ 4>>少来了，你和那个人一起出去！ 5>>和你交往的男人一定有问题！ 6>>打住，乔伊，嘴下留德 7>>他驼背？既驼背又带假发？ 8>>慢着，他吃粉笔吗？ 9>>我只是不想你重蹈我和卡尔的覆辙 10>>各位别急， 这不算约会葡萄的英语单词 11>>我们不过是出去吃晚餐 而且不做爱 12>>听起来好像是说我的约会 13>>记得中学时代的梦， 我站在自助餐厅 14>>突然发现自己全身赤裸 15>>我做过那样的梦 16>>我低头一看， 看见有一支电话… 17>>在那儿 18>>- 而不是…？ - 没错 19>>我没做过那样的梦 20>>突然,那个电话响了 21>>我不知道该怎么办, 大家都看着我 22>>之前他们就不看着你?! 23>>最后,我觉得应该接这个电话 24>>发现是我妈妈打来的, 25>>这十分怪 因为….她从来不打电话给我! 26>>嘿 27>>这家伙说“你好”的时候, 我总想杀了我自己 28>>你还好吧? 29>>我就感觉好像某人伸手进我的喉咙, 抓住我的小肠,从我的嘴里拉出来 30>>- 再在我的脖子上打结… - 要饼干吗? 31>>卡箩今天搬走了她的东西 32>>- 我给你拿咖啡. - 谢谢 33>>不,不要! 不要清理我的气息! 34>>- 不要管我的气息,好吗? - 好呀! 继续痛苦吧! 35>>- 我会没事的,好吧?. 真的,各位,我希望她开心. - 不,你并不希望 36>>是的，我不希望！ 去她的, 她离开了我! 37>>你又不知道她是女同性恋 38>>不知道!! 行了吧?! 39>>为什么每个人老是提它? 40>>她都不知道,我怎么会知道? 41>>有时候我希望我是女同性恋… 42>>我大声说出来啦? 43>>我昨晚告诉爸爸妈妈了, 他们看起来没什么问题 44>>噢, 真的吗? 45>>那我凌晨三点接到一个女人 打来的可笑电话,她在电话中抽泣说 46>>“我不会有孙子了,我不会有孙子了.” 那是怎么回事?打错电话啦? 47>>对不起 48>>没事的,罗斯,瞧. 你现在感到很痛苦 49>>你很生气.你感到伤心 50>>我告诉你答案是什么? 51>>脱衣舞俱乐部! 52>>别这样,你单身了!有需求的! 53>>我不想单身,好吗? 54>>我只想….再次结婚! 55>>而我只想要100万美金! 56>>- 瑞秋?! - 噢,上帝,莫妮卡,你好,感谢上帝! 57>>我刚到你那里去,而你不在, 58>>那个拿着大锤子的家伙说你可能在这里, 你真在这里,你真在这里! 59>>- 你想点咖啡吗? - 无咖啡因的 60>>好了,各位,这位是瑞秋, 另一个林肯高中的幸存者 61>>这就是各位啦 这是钱德,菲比 62>>乔伊. 还有，你还记得我哥哥Ross吗? 63>>- 当然,你好! - 你好 64>>那你现在可以告诉我们了吗, 还是说我们在等着四位湿漉的伴娘? 65>>好吧,大概在婚礼前半个小时. 66>>我在礼品间里 67>>我正看着那个船形卤肉盘. 那是个非常好看的船形卤肉盘 68>>然后,突然- 69>>有糖吗? 70>>我发现我对这个船形卤肉盘 比对Barry更有冲动! 71>>然后我吓呆了,突然想到: 72>>Barry看起来多象土豆头先生呀 73>>我总是觉得他眼熟,但是… 74>>不管怎么说,我必须离开那里, 我在想 75>>“我为什么这样做, 我为谁这样做?” 76>>我不知道该去哪里, 而且我知道我和你有点疏远了 77>>但你是我这个城市里唯一认识的人 78>>- 还没有被邀请到婚礼上. - 噢,我不希望提起这件事…. 79>>我猜他给她买了个管风琴, 而她很不喜欢那个 80>>吐拿鱼或鸡蛋沙拉?快决定! 81>>“克莉丝汀吃什么我吃什么.” 82>>爸爸,我只是…不能嫁给他! 83>>对不起,我只是不爱他了 84>>这对我很有关系! 85>>“如果我不抓着我的头发, 我的头就会掉下来.” 86>>噢,她真不应该穿那条裤子 87>>我说把她推下楼 88>>把她推下楼!把她推下楼! 把她推下楼! 89>>爸爸,听我说! 90>>这就好像,在我一生中, 所有人都告诉我, “你是鞋子!” 91>>“你是鞋子,你是鞋子,你是鞋子!” 92>>然后今天,我不这么认为了,对我自己说, '如果我不想成为鞋子呢? 93>>如果我想成为一个包? 94>>或一顶帽? 95>>不,我不是让你给我买帽子 96>>这是个比喻,爸爸! 97>>你能发现他哪里出问题了 98>>爸爸,这是我的生活 99>>也许我可以和莫妮卡住在一起 100>>我猜我们已经确定 她和莫妮卡住在一起了… 101>>也许那是我的决定 102>>也许我不需要你的钱 103>>等等！我说也许!! 104>>呼吸,呼吸,对啦 105>>只想着一些让你镇定的好东西… 106>>玫瑰上的雨滴 还有猫的胡须 107>>门铃和雪橇铃还有手套… 108>>啦啦啦,还有一些面条… 109>>我现在好多了 110>>我帮上忙啦! 111>>瞧,这也许是最好的? 112>>独立了,把握自己的生活. 就像你说的“帽子”的事情 113>>还有,你还需要什么, 你可以来找乔伊 114>>我和钱德就住在对面. 而且他经常不在 115>>乔伊,不要再勾引她了! 今天是她结婚的日子! 116>>怎么啦,难道这还有什么规定吗? 117>>我来 118>>请不要再这么干,那是很讨厌的声音 119>>恩,我是保罗 120>>天呀,到6:30了吗?让他进来! 121>>- 谁是保罗? - 保罗,调酒师, 保罗? 122>>也许是吧 123>>等等,你今晚的“不是真正约会” 是和调酒师保罗? 124>>- 他终于约你出去啦? - 是的! 125>>噢,真是个可以载入日记的时刻 126>>- 瑞秋, 等等,我可以取消…. - 不,别,你去吧,没什么的! 127>>Ross,你还好吧? 你希望我留下来吗? 128>>那会很好的… 129>>- 真的? - 不,去吧! 那可是调酒师保罗! 130>>那是什么意思? 他卖酒,喝酒 131>>还是抱怨酒? 132>>进来,保罗,这是. 133>>大家, 各位,这是保罗 134>>- 你好! 保罗!嘿!调酒师!嘿! - 对不起,我没听清楚你的名字.保罗,是吗? 135>>好啦,我就….我就回来,我要……. 136>>闲逛? 137>>换衣服! 138>>好了,坐会儿. 很快就好 139>>噢,我刚拔掉四根睫毛. 不是个好兆头 140>>你好, 保罗! 告诉你个小秘密 141>>她很喜欢你来回在同一个地方揉她的脖子 142>>重复来重复去,直到变红为止 143>>闭嘴, 乔伊! 144>>那么瑞秋,你今晚…打算干什么? 145>>我本来应该到Aruba度蜜月 146>>所以…没事做! 147>>是呀,你都没办法过蜜月 148>>不过,Aruba,这个时候…? 149>>你可以谈论下. 150>>大蜥蜴 151>>不管怎样,如果今晚你觉得寂寞的话 152>>乔伊和钱德要过来帮我组装我的新家具 153>>是呀,而且我们为此感到兴奋 154>>谢谢了,不过我想今晚还是呆在这里吧 155>>- 今天可真是漫长. - 是呀,没错 156>>嘿,Pheebs,你要来帮忙吗? 157>>噢,我希望我能,但是我不想 158>>爱情就像夏日冲凉一样甜美, 爱情是无以伦比的艺术品 159>>但是,你的爱呀,你的爱, 你的爱… 160>>就好像一只巨大的鸽子… 161>>在我心中排泄 162>>La-la-la-la-la- 谢谢. La-la-la-la…呜呜呜呜呜呜 163>>我应该把支架固定在侧面 164>>用螺纹蜗轮… 165>>我没有支架,没有看到螺纹蜗轮 166>>而且..我的腿麻了 167>>- 我想我们弄好书架了. - 看起来不错 168>>那是什么? 169>>我认为那应该是个L型支架 170>>- 它应该安在哪里? - 我完全…没有主意 171>>-搞定书架了! -完工了! 172>>这是卡箩最喜欢的啤酒 173>>她总是不用罐喝,我该知道 174>>- 你要是再开始那些话,我们就走了. - 就是,不要把这些快乐给搞砸了 175>>Ross,问你一个问题 176>>她得到家具,音响,电视- 177>>你得到了什么? 178>>- 你们呀. - 天呀. - 你被坑了. - 上帝! 179>>- 我的老天! - 我知道,我是个笨蛋 180>>当她一礼拜见4,5次牙医, 我就该知道了 181>>谁的牙齿需要这么干净呀? 182>>我哥哥正在克服这种事呢, 他糟透了 183>>你是怎么克服的? 184>>你可以试着砸烂她的一些贵重的东西 185>>- 比如她的… - …腿? 186>>那是一个例子! 我- 砸了她的表 187>>你真的砸了她的表?艺术手法 188>>我干的最坏的一件事是… 把我男友最喜欢的浴巾撕烂了 189>>- 消除痛苦. - 没错 190>>Barry,对不起,对不起 191>>我知道你可能认为和那天我对你说 你穿袜子做爱有关,但不是的 192>>这和我有关,我只是… 193>>嘿,机器又把线路挂断了. 194>>我知道会有很幸运的女孩 成为凡可·巴瑞太太的 195>>但她不会是我 196>>而且我现在也不知道我到底是谁. 但你得给我机会去. 197>>我离婚了! 198>>- 我才26岁就离婚了! - 闭嘴! -你得停下来! 199>>我花了一个小时弄那个 200>>Ross,你得明白, 我们两个还没有长久的恋爱关系呢 201>>而你已经和一个女人相爱四年了 202>>四年的亲近和分享, 最后她把你的心给伤透了 203>>这就是为什么我们不这么干! 204>>我不认为那是我的意思! 205>>你知道最可怕的地方是什么吗? 如果每个人只有一个女人适合,知道吗? 206>>就是说如果你拥有一个女人,就成了 207>>不幸的是,她拥有了一个女人… 208>>你在说什么呀? '一个女人'? 209>>那就好像你只有一种口味的冰激凌 210>>让我告诉你,Ross. 还有很多种口味 211>>有Rocky Road口味,Cookie Dough口味, 然后还有香草口味 212>>还可以和糖条,果仁,或者奶油一起吃! 213>>现在是你一生中最好的事情发生了! 214>>你难道是八岁结婚的? 215>>欢迎回到现实里! 拿起勺子! 216>>- 我真不知道我是饿了还是饥渴了. - 离我的冰箱远点! 217>>从她离开我之后,我… 218>>怎么啦? 219>>难道你想边吃面条边讲出来? 220>>不,不止要和你第五次约会的事情 221>>噢,那么会有第五次约会咯? 222>>你不想? 223>>不,我想 224>>-你要说什么? 225>>好吧,自从,自从她离开我之后 226>>我就一直不能,不能. 227>>过性生活 228>>- 噢天那,对不起,对不起… - 没事,没事… 229>>我知道被人吐水应该不是你现在需要的 230>>- 恩,多久了? 231>>- 两年. - 哇哦! 232>>哇哦!我真高兴你砸了她的表! 233>>那你还希望有第五次约会吗? 234>>是的,我希望 235>>我们今天聚在这里参加Joanne Loui Cunningham 236>>和Charles. Chachi-Chachi-Chachi Arcola 237>>的神圣婚礼 238>>看! 239>>可是Joanne爱的是Chachi! 这就是不同! 240>>“拿起勺子..” 241>>你知道我多久没拿勺子了吗? 242>>难道'比利,别撑英雄' 这句话对你没意义? 243>>真是个好故事!. 但是,我得走了 244>>我要和Andrea,还是Angela, 还是Andrea约会? 该死 245>>Andrea是爱尖叫的那个, Angela有猫 246>>好啦.谢啦.是Julie.我走了 247>>问题来了.. 就算我想. 248>>约一个女人出来 249>>我该约谁? 250>>是不是很不可思议? 我以前可从来没冲过咖啡 251>>- 是很不可思议. - 恭喜你 252>>我认为如果我能冲咖啡, 我就什么事都可以做了 253>>我认为应该是, “如果我能入侵波兰, 我就什么事都可以做了.” 254>>你现在正进入角色, 有没有想做个蛋卷之类的东西… 255>>不过我还不太饿… 256>>真不赖, Lenny和Squigy在这里 257>>早上好 早上好 258>>- 早上好. - 早上好, 保罗 259>>- 你好, 保罗. - 嘿, 保罗, 对吗? 260>>- 谢谢你! 太感谢你了! - 不要这样! 261>>不,我要告诉你,昨晚上我就好像.. 我所有的生日..毕业典礼 262>>外加大厦落成典礼 263>>我们过会再说 264>>好的,谢谢你 265>>那不是真正的约会?! 266>>你真正的约会干什么? 267>>- 闭嘴,把我的桌子搬回去. - 好的! 268>>好啦,孩子们,我要去工作啦 269>>不过如果我不把那些数字输入,… 也不会有什么区别 270>>你们都有工作吗? 271>>对,我们都有.. 这样我们才有钱买东西 272>>- 对,我是演员. - 哇!我有见过你的作品吗? 273>>我不认为.大部分是地方性节目 售后客服岗位职责274>>等等,除非你在公园小剧场 275>>看过重排的木偶奇遇记 276>>那还是份工作吧? 277>>'瞧,Gippetto,我是个真正的小男孩.' 278>>- 别这样羞辱我. - 你是对的,对不起 279>>“当我还是个小木头人,小木头人…” 280>>你们该知道,他快死了 281>>噢, 钱德? 282>>你今天怎么样? 睡得好吗? 283>>和Barry谈过吗? 我笑个不停 284>>看得出来,你就好像睡觉时 有个衣架在你嘴里 285>>我知道,他只是太….. 286>>- 你还记得你和Tony DeMarco吗? - 是的,记得 287>>就好像那样..的感觉 288>>- 哇,你有麻烦了. - 没错! 289>>想要婚纱吗? 几乎没用过 290>>我想我们谈的远了点 291>>好啦,我要站起来,去工作了, 而且不整天想着他 292>>或者只是站起来工作 293>>- 那么,祝我好运! - 为什么? 294>>我要去找那个工作的什么东西 295>>- 嘿, 莫妮卡!. - 嘿,Frannie,欢迎回来! 296>>- 佛罗里达怎么样? - 你做爱了,是吗?? 297>>- 你怎么知道的? - 我恨你 298>>我在和我的Roz阿姨穿过鹦鹉丛林, 你却在做爱! 299>>那么,是和谁? 300>>你认识保罗吗? 301>>保罗,调酒那个? 是呀,我认识保罗 302>>你认识他就好像我认识他一样? 303>>开玩笑吧? 保罗还欠我人情呢 304>>在我之前, 他两年都没办法过性生活 305>>当然那是个谎言! 306>>为什么?为什么有人会做这样的事情? 307>>我想更复杂的答案是 308>>“和你上床” 309>>我恨男人,我恨男人! 310>>不,不要这样, 你不会希望把他们赶出宇宙的 311>>是因为我吗? 312>>是因为我有某种导向类的东西, 只有狗. 313>>有感情问题的男人才会发觉? 314>>好啦,过来这里,把你的脚给我 315>>我只是以为他是个好人 316>>我真不敢相信 你不知道那是个谎言! 317>>- 猜猜怎么样? - 你得到工作啦? 318>>开玩笑吗?我一点经验都没有! 319>>- 我今天被十二个招聘的嘲笑.. - 而且你还这么高兴. 320>>你也会的高兴的 如果你发现John和David的皮靴打… ! 321>>5折 322>>是呀,你多了解我… 323>>这就是我的新皮靴 我不需要工作，我不需要父母 324>>我有我的新皮靴! 325>>- 你用什么付帐的? - 恩,信用卡 326>>那谁付帐单呢? 327>>恩… 我… 爸爸 328>>天呀,各位,这真的必要吗? 我随时都可以停止使用的 329>>你不能靠你爸爸过一辈子 330>>我知道,这就是为什么我要结婚 331>>别逼她,第一次独立生活是很困难的 332>>谢谢你 333>>不客气,记得我第一次来这个城市 我才十四岁 334>>我妈妈刚自杀,我的继父进了监狱 335>>然后在这里我不认识任何人 336>>然后我和一个在港务局 给人擦车窗的白化病人住在一起 337>>最后他也自杀了 338>>然后我找到按摩这份工作. 所以相信我,我完全了解你的感受 339>>你想说的话是: 340>>'总之'… 341>>- 好了,准备好了吗?? - 不不不,我没准备好,我怎么能准备好? 342>>“嘿, 瑞秋! 你没带降落伞就跳出飞机了?” 343>>- 不要这样,我做不到! - 你行,我知道你行! 344>>- 我不这么想. - 来嘛,你会泡咖啡!你能做任何事! 345>>来吧,剪掉,剪掉,剪掉,剪掉,剪掉,… 346>>知道吗? 我想我们可以就把它们放在这里 347>>- 这就好像某个肢体符号… - 瑞秋!那是图书卡! 348>>知道吗,如果你仔细听, 你可以听到店主们在尖叫 349>>欢迎来到真实世界! 350>>它很糟糕,但是你会喜欢的! 351>>好啦,够啦. 你要在沙发上睡? 352>>- 不,我要回家. - 你还好吗? - 是的 353>>嘿,莫妮卡,瞧我刚在地板上发现什么 354>>什么? 355>>那是保罗的手表. 你就把它放回原处吧 356>>哦，孩子们，好啦 357>>- 好吧,晚安,各位. - 晚安 358>>- 对不起,你拿吧 - 不,你吃吧,我不想吃它 - 分着吃? - 好吧 359>>好吧,你可能不知道,在高中,我曾 360>>暗恋过你 361>>我知道 362>>你知道!噢…. 363>>我还以为你一直认为 我是莫妮卡的怪哥哥呢 364>>我是这么认为的 365>>听着, 你是不是认为..? 366>>噢,你不要太在意我的脆弱 367>>但是你认为我可以约你出去吗?有时?可能? 368>>当然 369>>可能 370>>好吧 371>>好吧,可能我会… 372>>- 晚安. - 晚安 373>>再见…. 374>>等等,你怎么啦? 375>>我只是刚刚拿起勺子 376>>- 我真不敢相信我的耳朵. - 我真不敢相信我的耳朵. 377>>- 怎么啦,我说你有个- - 我说你有个… 378>>- 你能不能不那么干? - 噢,我又来了? 379>>- 没错! 380>>我说你有个好臀部. 但不是个很棒的臀部. 381>>- 噢,如果它不凑过来给你打一下, 你是不知道它是不是很棒的臀部的. - 想象一下word排版艺术 382>>有人要咖啡吗? 383>>你冲的,还是你端的? 384>>- 我端的. -- 好吧,我要杯咖啡 385>>孩子们,新的梦… 386>>我在拉斯维加斯 387>>小姐?能再来点咖啡吗? 388>>哦,对不起, 你能把这个给拿到那边吗? 389>>继续呀.. 谢谢 390>>对不起. 好吧,拉斯维加斯 391>>我在拉斯维加斯 392>>…我是Liza Minelli- |
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