Shh, shh, shh! What's wrong? 嘘 怎么了
Why aren't they trying to hurt each other? 他们竟然没有吵架
I don't know,but I'm afraid to move. 不知道 我都不敢动弄出动静打扰他们
you're really good at this. Thanks. 你玩得真好 谢谢
What is happening,claire? 到底怎么回事 Claire
Mmm. What do you think? 你觉得怎么样
Now, that is a scone. 这才是烤饼
No butter, nonfat. 没有黄油 没有脂肪
Shut up. 不可能
霸气的古诗词I'm gonna go check on lily. 我去看一下Lily
Surpri! 不速之客
Mom! 妈妈
What's that? 那是什么
Sounds like a bird hit the window. 听上去像是鸟撞到了窗户
Oh, god,that's a bad sign. 天啊 那可是不祥之兆
宁波旅游
Ow! That hurt, jerk! 很痛啊 混蛋
Ow!I'm gonna kill you, stupid! 我要杀了你 蠢货
Mom, what are you doing to her legs? 妈妈 你干吗这样弄她的脚
Tai chi.I did it every day in dona. 这是太极 我在Sedona每天都做
Cameron,you should try it. Cameron 你应该试试
Mitchell's mother has With me. Mitchell的妈妈对我...有点不满
Last christmas,for example, 举个例子 去年圣诞节
She gave me a piece of exerci equipment And a lettuce dryer. 她送给我一台健身器和一个生菜滤水器大怪物
小猴子的故事
光棍树So, to recap, 所以作为回礼
I gave her a gorgeous pair of diamond earrings, 我送了她一对上等的钻石耳环
And she gave me a hint. 然后她给了我一个暗示
And living in dona has been transformational. 在Sedona生活可以让我精神升华
I get up every morning, and I go to a vortex meditation site 我每天早上起床 去协波冥想点
And work with a shaman to finally understand How to live my spirituality. 和一个萨满法师一起思考如何让感知自己的灵性
And I've learned that the only way I can move to the next level of my awakening 我发现唯一能够让我更进一步觉醒的方法
Is if we all can somehow The incident. 就是我们能够不计前嫌...我是说过去的意外
Oh, no. 不会吧
The incident.Oh, boy. 过去的意外 天啊
I would like to congratulate jay and the lovely gloria. 我要恭喜Jay和可爱的Gloria
I'm very happy for them. 我为他们高兴
I wanted a big, beautiful wedding with jay 我想要和Jay有一个盛大美满的婚礼
Becau my ex-husband and I got married 因为我和我前夫在哥伦比亚
In a tiny, little office of a judge in colombia. 一个狭小 幽暗的法官办公室草草结婚
Well, my mother wanted to go to the wedding 我妈妈想去婚礼现场
To show everyone how okay she was with all of it, 告诉大家其实她并不在意
So I convinced dad and gloria to invite her. 所以我说服了爸爸和Gloria邀请她
Who warned you that that was the worst idea ever? 谁警告过你这是一个最糟糕的主意
Anyone?Anyone? 谁 谁
Of cour,I've -- I've moved on 当然 我 我已经开始新生活了
I was suppod to come with a date, 我本来要和我男朋友一起来的
But he just hurt his back, 不过他弄伤了他的背
Which is very ironic becau he's young and -- and healthy. 这说起来有点讽刺 因为他其实非常年轻和健康
My mom started drinking the cocktails Called "horny colombians" 我妈妈开始喝一种叫作 "淫乱的哥伦比亚人"的鸡尾酒
With some of gloria's uncles, 还是跟Gloria的几个叔叔一起喝的
Whom, apparently,the drink was named after. 很显然 这酒名说的就是他们
Oh, come on,they were funny. 行啦 他们挺有趣的
They kept patting my butt. 他们一直在拍我的屁股
somebody's full of herlf. 某人自我感觉太过良好了
It's a -- it's a colombian wedding tradition, they said. 他们说这是哥伦比亚的婚礼传统
I would like to make a toast. 我想要祝酒
Yeah,nana got totally wasted. 外婆喝得很醉
Uh, it was really funny. 非常有趣
To the bride and the groom,my ex. 祝福新娘 还有新郎 我的前夫
35 years we were together, 我们在一起35年
And he couldn't wait 10 minutes to run off with charo. 而他却等不及和一个南美娘们跑了
Seriously, I knew they were perfect for each other 我真的觉得他们是如此的登对
When I saw his wallet and her boobs. 当我看到他的钱包配上她巨大的胸部
Take your hands off me. 别碰我
Oh, relax, mitchell. 别紧张 Mitchell
What, did you take your claire pill? 怎么了 今天被Claire洗脑了吗
Okay, l-let's just --let's get a little fresh air, okay? 好了 让我们... 让我们去呼吸一下新鲜空气 好吗
And then it got weird. 接下来事情变得很怪
部队火锅做法I'm gloria.I'm gloria. Kiss me. 我是Gloria 我是Gloria 吻我
Oh, hey, kiss me. 吻我
Nana is really strong. 外婆可够厉害的
During my vows to my first husband, 当我对我第一任丈夫宣誓的时候
Drug dealers burst in and assassinated the judge. 毒贩冲进来杀死了法官
This was way wor. 但是这次更加糟糕
What can I say?I drive women crazy. 我只能说我让女人疯狂
It's too soon,I guess. 可能太快了
Everybody is going to be there,mom. 每个人都会去的 妈妈
I don't care. 我不在乎
Your father and I are not about to let you Drive two hours to go to a concert 你爸爸和我是不会让你开两个小时车去听演唱会
And then spend the night with a bunch of boys, 还要跟一帮男孩厮混一晚
Especially that 17-year-old hormone you're dating. 特别是你那个荷尔蒙过剩的17岁男友
It's totally supervid. 有大人在场的
Oh, really?By whom? 是吗 谁啊蓝屏7b
By spencer patine's uncle. Spencer Patine的叔叔
Who's spencer patine? 谁是Spencer Patine
You know spencer --the guy with the arm. 你认识他 就是那个手臂有问题的家伙
Wait. What kind of arm?What does that even mean? 等等 什么手臂 你在说什么啊
His uncle is uncle tobey. 他的叔叔就是Tobey叔叔
Oh, uncle tobey. I'll be sure to include that in my amber alert. Tobey叔叔 我会记住这人的万一发生儿童案就找他
Oh, my god. Okaycan I step in here? 我的天啊 我能插一下话吗
