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Do I smell cupcakes?
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- Ooh! Do I ever!
- Uh-uh, Homer.
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Lisa's making the
for her teacher.
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Ah. Say no more.
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Yum! Don't mind ifl do.
- Bart!
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- Oh, man!
Keep your greasy mitts outta there.
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- The are for Lisa's class.
- It's Mrs. Hoover's birthday.
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- you know, there are names for people like you.
- No, there aren't.
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- Teacher's pet, apple
polisher, butt kisr- - Bart!
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- You're saying "buttkisr" like it's a bad thing.
- Huh?
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Well, you e, boy, it never hurts
to grea the wheels a little.
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I'm not greasing the wheels, Dad.
I like my teacher.
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Sure, Lis.
you e how it works, Bart?
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A cupcake here,
a good grade there.
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Dad, I get good grades 'cau I'm smart
and I pay attention and I study hard.
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Yeah, right, Lisa.
It's the three roads to success, Bart:
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work, brains and hmm-
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Oh, brother.
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- Uh-oh, school bus. Gotta go.
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Heh-heh-heh.
Doh!
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- Yo, Ottoman!
- Yo, Bart dude!
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Hey, can you
believe it, man?
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My sister here made a whole pile
up cupcakes to butter up her teacher,
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and she won't give anybody el
even one measly little crumb.
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That's bad news, man.
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Here, Otto.
I made an extra one for you.
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- Oh, thanks, little lady.
- You're welcome.
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- Whoa!
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- Better let me hold the, Lis.
- Forget it.
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- you sniveling toad! you little egg sucker!
- Tell me more.
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Back-scratcher. Foot-licker.
Honor student!
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You'll never get one now,
Mr. Name-caller.
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All right, all right.
Look, I'm sory. I-I got upt.
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In the heat of the moment,
I said some things I didn't mean.
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- you weren't thinking, were you?
- No.
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-
I'm not a sniveling toad, am I?
- Not really.
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I'm not a little
egg sucker, am I?
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- Of cour not.
- Then what am I?
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- A beautiful human being.
- What do you like best about me?
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Well, I'd have
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your generous nature,
your spirit of giving.
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Well-
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Open your mouth and clo your eyes,
and you will get a big surpri.
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Ahh!
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Thanks, Lis.
You're the best.
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- Look, Janey. Cupcakes.
- Ah, give me that!
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Hey, give tho back!
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- Hey, what's the big idea? That's my sister, man.
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So what?
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So give her back tho cupcakes
before I knock your block off.
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Don't, Bart!
He's a friend of Nelson Muntz!
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Ooh!
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Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
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Wha-
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Nelson,
you're bleeding.
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Nah, happens all the time.
Somebody el's blood splatters on me.
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Hey, wait a minute.
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You're right.
you made me bleed my own blood!
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It was an accident, man. A terrible,
ghastly mistake. Ask anybody.
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Uh-oh.
A cold wind.
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Hello, kids.
Everything above the board here?
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Good. Play friendly,
children.
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- Uh-oh, there's your bell.
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Come along, now, all of you.
No dawdling, now.
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- I'll get you after school, man.
- But-
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No, no, no.
He'll get you after school, son.
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- Now hurry up. It's time for class.
- But-
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Scoot, young Simpson.
There's learning afoot.
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Okay, Nelson,
put up your dukes!
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Whaa!
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Yikes!
Uh-uh-uh!
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Ha, ha, ha!
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- Ha, ha, ha!
- Oh.
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Aah!
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- Uh-oh. Stop!
- Mmm!
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Lunchtime!
Ha, ha, ha!
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- Lunchtime!
- Aah!
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Lunchtime, Bart.
It's lunchtime.
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I ain't gonna get out
of the fourth grade alive.
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You've gotta tell
Principal Skinner, Bart.
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I can't squeal.
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It would violate the
code of the schoolyard.
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Hey, everybody!
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Here comes my brother,
Bart the bully-killer!
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- Yeah!
- You're our hero, Bart!
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Look, eveybody. I would just as soon
not make a big deal out of this.
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I'm not saying
I'm not a hero.
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I'm just saying that
I fear for my safety.自制棒冰
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Look out!
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Nelson, it was
all a mistake.
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This is how it
happened, man.
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Listen up.
you may get a kick out of it.
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My sister was making cupcakes
this morning and-
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I'll e you
at the flagpole at 3:15.
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And you better
be prompt.
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He has four other beatings
scheduled this afternoon.
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Good-bye,
little dude.
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- He looks so lifelike, man.
- Yes.
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The school nur did
a
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- reconstructing his little face
after the fight.
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Good-bye, son.
I guess you were right.
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All that homework
was a waste of your time.
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Thanks, Bart.
We got the day off from school for this.
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- Yeah, and I got the day off from work.
-
Homer!
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Who wants a day off from work when I'm
never gonna e my beloved son again?
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Oh, Bart!
Oh, Bart!
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That's better,
Homer.
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Be brave.
Bye-bye, Bart.
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you were always my special little guy.
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Bart, here's that
cupcake you wanted.
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I can't help but think ifl had just
given it to you in the first place,
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this whole horrible tragedy
could have been avoided.
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I know you can't
eat it now,
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so I'll just place it
lovingly on your forehead.
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Hey, look.
They got food at this thing.
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- Here's one for the road, dude.
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- Aah!
- Put 'em up.
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Oh! Boy, you sure
taught me a lesson.
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Whoo.
Thanks, guys.
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I guess now all that's left
is a hearty handshake.
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Right, guys?
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I'm gonna get you again
tomorrow, Simpson.
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- Is 3:15 good for you?
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Uh, not really.
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Too bad.
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Oh, no.
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Oh, man,
that guy's tough to love.
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Hi, Mom.
Hi, Dad.
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- Tough day at school, boy?
- Bart, what happened to you?
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Let's just say I paid the inevitable
price for helping out my sister.
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So, you had a little
scuffle, eh? Heh-heh.
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Hope you won.
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I'm gonna miss you,
big guy.
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Bart, your mother
has the
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that you're upt
about something.
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Dad, I need help.
Plea. Oh.
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Now come on, Bart.
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We don't want your mother
to e you cying.
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- Here.
- Oh, man.
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Let me help you
dy tho tears.
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So what's
the problem, son?
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- I had a run-in with a bully.
- A bully?
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Come on, Marge! I don't bug
you when you're helping Lisa.
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Well, Bart, I hope you're going
straight to the principal about this.
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I guess
I could do that.
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What? And violate the code of
the schoolyard? I'd rather Bart died.
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What on earth are you
talking about, Homer?
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The code of the
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schoolyard, Marge.
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The rules that teach a boy to be a man.
Let's e.
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Don't tattle. Always make fun
of tho different from you.
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Never
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unless you're sure everyone feels
exactly the same way you do.
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- What el?
- Homer, that's ridiculous.
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Bart, instead of fighting, why don't you
try a little understanding?
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- What do you mean, Mom?
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Yeah, right.
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- This oughta be good for a laugh.
- Shh!
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This bully friend of yours,
is he a little on the chunky side?
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- Yeah, he's pretty
chunkified, all right. - Mm-hmm.
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And I'll bet he doesn't do well
in his studies, either.
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No, he's pretty dumb. He's in all
the same special class I am.
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- That's why he lashes out at the world.
- Oh, Marge.
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So tomorrow, instead of bickering
with this boy, talk to him.
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You'll be surprid how far
a little understanding will go.
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Well, thank you very much,
Mrs. Maharishi Gandhi.
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- Let's go, boy.
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Now here's that bully of yours.
Show me your stuff.
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No, no! Not like that!
Like this!
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See that, boy?
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you didn't expect that, did you?
And neither will he.
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you mean I should
fight dirty, Dad?
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Unfortunately, son,
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sometimes have to bend the rules
a little in order to hold our own.
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Amen.
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So the next time this bully thinks
you're gonna throw a punch,
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you throw a glob
of mud in his eyes!
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And then you sock him when
he's staggering around blinded!
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- Yeah!
- And there's
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with hitting someone
when his back is turned.
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- Gotcha.
- And if you get the chance,
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get him right
in the familyjewels.
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That little doozy's been
a Simpson trademark for generations.
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Thanks, Pop.
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- Whoa!
- Put 'em up!
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Ha!
Ooh!
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Remember
the familyjewels, son.
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Hmm?
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Oh, no, boys.
Not the can, plea.
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- Doh!
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Bart, you can't
go on like this.
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I know.
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- Why don't you go e Grandpa?
- What can he do?
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He'll give you good advice.
He's the toughest Simpson alive.
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- He is?
- Yeah.
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Remember the fight he put up
when we put him in the home?
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I'm here
to e
Grandpa.
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Half the people here
are named Grandpa.
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- Well, Grandpa Simpson then.
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Second floor, third
dank room on the left.
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Thanks, lady.
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" Dear Advertirs,
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I am disgusted with the way
old people are depicted on television.
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We are not all vibrant,
fun-loving x maniacs.
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Many of us are bitter,
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who remember
尊敬的英语the good
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when entertainment
was bland and inoffensive.
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The following
is a list
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I never want to hear
on television again.
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Number one: bra.
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Number two: horny.
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Number three:
familyjewels. "
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- Hi, Grandpa!
- Bart, what brings youhere?
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I need some advice,
Grandpa.
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See, there's this bully at school
who keeps beating me up.
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Let me tell you
something, boy.
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If youdon't
stand up foryourlf,
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bullies are gonna be picking on you
for the rest of your life.
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Simpson, give me
your newspaper!
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- Why should I?
- I wanna do the crossword puzzle.
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No, I want to do
the crossword puzzle!
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- I said, give me that puzzle.
- No.
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- Give me! Give me!
-
No! No!
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Heh-heh-heh.
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Well, I guess I can't help you,
but I know someone who can.
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- Here?
- Yep, this is it.
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What's the password?
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- Let me in, you idiot!
- Yeah, right you are.
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So, Herman, has the
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of this month's Soldier Of Fortune
come in yet?
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No, not yet.
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- Can I interest you in some authentic Nazi underpants?
- No!
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Actually, we came over becau
I want you to meet my grandson, Bart.
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Ah. Hello,
young American.
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Hello, sir.
Uh, Mr. Herman?
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- Yes?
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Did you lo your arm
in the war?
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My arm? Well,
let me put it this way.
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Next time your teacher tells you to keep
your arm inside the bus window, you do it!
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Yes, sir,
I will.
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Bart's got a problem with
a local young bully named Nelson.
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I thought you could help him
with some kind of strategy.
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Strategy. Hmm.
How many men do you have?
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- None.
- You'll need more.
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And you'll need to train them hard!
Now, let's e.
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Ah. Okay.
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The key to Springfield
has always been Elm Street.
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The Greeks knew it. The Carthaginians
knew it. Now you know it.
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First you'll need
a declaration of war.
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Uh, ah! That way, eveything
you do will be nice and legal.
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Okay, I can u this one
from the Franco-Prussian War.
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I'll just change "Otto von Bismarck"
to read " Bart Simpson. "
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- Psst!
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- Grandpa, I think this guy's a little nuts.
- Oh, yeah?
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Well, General George S. Patton
was a little nuts.
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And this guy is completely
out of his mind.
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We can't fail!
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Psst!
Pass it on!
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So, Mister,
what are we doing here anyway?
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I wonder
where Bart is.
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Yeah. It's way past
1500 hours.
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Okay, we all know
why we're here, right?
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- No. Why?
- To fight Nelson the bully.
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That guy has been tormenting all of us一年级多音字
for years, and I for one am sick of it.
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I can't promi you victoy.
I can't promi you good times.
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But the one thing I do know-
Whoa, whoa!
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All right! Okay! I promi you
victoy! I promi you good times!
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I got a " B"
in arithmetic
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Would've got an "A"
but I was sick
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Aah!
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We are rubber
you are glue
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It bounces off of us
and sticks to you
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- Sound off
- One, two
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- Sound off
- Three, four
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- Go!
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- Go!
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- What's the matter with you, soldier?
- It's my nerves, sir.
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I just can't stand
the barking anymore.
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Your nerves?
I won't have cowards in my army.
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- Ow!
- Sory, Bart.
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you can push them
out of a plane,
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you can march them
off a cliff,
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you can nd 'em off to die
on some godforsaken rock,
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but for some reason,
youcan't slap 'em.
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Now apologize to
that boy right now.
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- Sorry, man.
- It's cool.
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In English class
I did the best
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Becau I cheated
on the test
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-
Sound off
- One, two
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- I can't hear you!
- Three, four
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All right, there's your enemy.
Now hit him!
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Hithim!
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Let's go, next group.
Martinez! Steinberg!
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O'Hara! Chang!
Olajuwon! Herman!
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Die! Die!
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We are happy
We are merry
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We are happy
We are merry
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We got a rhyming
dictionary
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- Sound off
- One, two
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- One more time!
- Three, four
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Bring it
on home now!
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One, two, three, four
One, two, three, four
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Nelson's at
the Elm Street Video Arcade.
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Intelligence indicates he shakes down
kids for quarters at the arcade.
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Then he heads to the Quick-E-Mart
for a cherry Squishy.
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Then that's where
we'll hit him.
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When he leaves the Quick-E-Mart,
we start the saturation bombing.
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-
We got the water balloons?
- Two hundred rounds, sir.
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Is it okay if they say
" Happy Birthday" on the side?
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Well, I'd rather they say " Death
From Above," but I guess we're stuck.
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Okay, our main force will
be split into two groups.
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One will circle around this way
to cut off the enemy's retreat,
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the other will drive in this way,
closing the trap.
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- It's a classic pincers movement. It can't
fail against a ten-year-old. - Heh-heh!
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- Nelson's at the arcade, General.
-
Battle stations.
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- I feel so alive!
- you know,
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I thought
I was too old.
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I thought
my time had pasd.
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I thought I'd never hear
the screams
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or e the look of terror
in a young man's eyes.
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Thank heaven
for children.
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Hey, good Squishies.
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