Guys,look! Ugly Naked Guy's putting stuff in boxes.
I'd say our naked buddy is moving.
Ironically,most of the boxes em to be labeled "Clothes."
I'm going to miss that big old squishy butt.
And we're done with the chicken fried rice.
If he's moving,maybe I should try to get his place!
It would be so cool to live across from you guys.
We could do that
...where you have a can, we have
...and it's connected by a string.
Or we could do the actual telephone thing.
He's got packing tape stuck to where you really don't want it.
Get it off,fat man! Get it off!
Oh,no,he's trying to pull it off slowly.
Take it from me,if you're gonna pull tape off yourlf,it's gotta be in one quick motion.
Like that.
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Isn't it perfect?
I can't believe I never realized how great it is!
Becau your eye goes to the big naked man.
It's amazing!
Hurry up with an application, or I'll beat you to it.
Well,I'm going to u Ugly Naked Guy's bathroom.
Look! There's Monica and Chandler.
Hey,you guys! Hey.
Chandler and Monica!
Oh,my God!
钱德和摩妮卡！
Oh,my eyes!
My eyes!
It's okay!
-They're doing it! -I know!
-I know! -You know?
Yes,I know it. Joey knows, but Ross doesn't,so stop screaming!
What's going on?
-What? -Nothing!
We are so excited that you'll get this apartment!
Looks really good.
Looks pretty good!
Get in here! Come on!
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You mean whenever Monica
...were doing laundry or going grocery shopping?
The time Monica spent on the phone with Linda from camp?
Doing it,doing it,phone,doing it.
I can't believe it!
I think it's great. For him.
She could do better.
Hey,you guys.
Come here! What?
Phoebe found out about Monica and Chandler.
You mean how they're friends and nothing more?
Joey, she knows.
We saw them doing it through the window.
Actually,we saw them doing it up against the window.
We saw them fornicating.
So they know you know, and they don't know that Rachel knows?
Yes,but it doesn't matter who knows what.
Now enough of us know that we could just tell them we know.
All the lying and the crets will finally be over.
Or,we could not tell them we know, and have a little fun.
What do you mean?
If they say they are doing laundry, we'll give them laundry to do.
I would enjoy that.
You know what would be even more fun? Telling them.
-That doesn't sound like fun. -So we'll make it fun.
一个气一个川We'll do it like a barbershop quartet!
We know,we know,we know
No,I want to do Phoebe's thing.知者乐水仁者乐山
I can't take
You don't have to do anything. Just don't tell them we know.
No. I can't take anymore crets.
I got your crets,their crets, crets of my own.
感谢有你相伴You don't have any crets.
Well, you don't know about Hugsy, my bedtime penguin pal.
How are we going to mess with them?
You could u your position as the roommate.
And I would u the strongest tool at my disposal.
凉瓜炒牛肉My xuality.
Hello,children.
Watch. Learn. And don't eat my cookie.
That jacket looks great on you.
-Really? -The material is so soft.
Hello,Mr. Bicep.
You're working out?
I try to squeeze things.
Are you okay?
If you really want to know
I can't tell you this.
You can tell me anything.
Actually,you are the one person I can't tell this to.
And the one person I want to the most.
What's going on?
I just haven't been with a guy in
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...and sometimes you're looking
...and it's right there in front of you,
Oh,no. Have I said too much?
Just something to think about. I know I will.
You are so cute.
How did you get to be so cute?
My grandfather was Swedish.
And my grandmother was a tiny little bunny.
Now you're even cuter.
-You know,that is a popular opinion today,I must say. -What?
The weirdest thing happened at the coffeehou.
I think Phoebe was hitting on me.
What are you talking about?
I'm telling you I think Phoebe thinks I'm foxy.
It's not possible.
I'm sorry,Phoebe's just always thought you
...in a xless kind of way.
You know,I can't hear that enough.
I'm sorry, I just think you misunderstood her.
No, I didn't,okay? She was all over me.诗和远方是什么意思
She touched my bicep, for crying out loud.
This bicep?
Well,it's not flexed right now.
Why is it so hard for you to believe that Phoebe could be attracted to me?
