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Lisa! Lisa, are you
still in there?
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What's the problem? Did you fall in?
Lisa!
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- Sorry, Dad. Women and children first.
- What the-
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- Where the hell are my keys?
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Who stole my keys?
Come on. I'm late for work.
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Oh, Homer, you'd lo your head if it
weren't curely fastened to your neck.
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- Did you check the den?
- The den! Great idea.
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Warm. No, cold.
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- Colder. Ice cold.
- Huh?
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- Do you know where my keys are?
- No. I'm talking about your breakfast.
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- Did you try the rumpus room?
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Rumpus room?
Great idea.
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- Oh, Dad.
- Huh?
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- Doh!
- Oh, Homer.
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- Here.
- I'm sorry, everybody,
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but I've only got two cupcakes
for the three of you.
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Well, Mom, one of us has scarfed down more than
enough cupcakes over the past three decades to-
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- Bart!
- just take mine.
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A simple cupcake
will bring me no pleasure.
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Oh, yeah!
- All right!
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All right, class.
From the top.
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One, and two,
and three, and-
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My county, 'tis of thee
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La da da da da dee
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- Lisa!
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Lisa Simpson!
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Lisa, there's no room for crazy bebop
in " My County 'Tis of thee. "
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- But Mr. Largo, that's what my county's all about.
- What?
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I'm wailing out for the homeless
family living out of it?car.
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The Iowa farmer who land has been
taken away by unfeeling bureaucrats.
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The West Virginia coal miner,
coughing up-
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That's all fine and good, but none
oftho
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are going to be
at the recital next week.
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Now, class.
From the top.
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- Five, six, ven.
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Every day at noon a bell rings, and
they herd us in here for feeding time.
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And we sit around like cattle, chewing
our cuds, dreading the inevitable-
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Food fight!
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清真词Come on, Lis! What are you
waiting for? Chuck that spaghetti.
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I choo not to participate.
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Lisa, we are playing
dodge ball here.
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The object of the game is to avoid the
ball by weaving or ducking out of it?path.
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In other words,
to dodge the ball.
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Listen, missy, just tell me why you weren't
getting out of the way of tho balls.
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I'm too sad.
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Too sad to play dodge ball?
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That's ridiculous.
Now, let's e some enthusiasm.
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Play ball!
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Come on, come on.
Let's go.
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In the red trunks,
with a record of 48 wins and no loss,
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the undisputed champ
of this hou,
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Battling Bart Simpson!
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-
Whoopee, whoo!
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And in the lavender trunks,
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with a record of zero wins
and 48 defeats-
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Oh, correction.
Humiliating defeats,
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- all of them by knockout-
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Must you do this every time?
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Homer "The Human Punching Bag"
Simpson!
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Doh! Stupid joystick!
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Three conds, folks.
A new record.
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Hey, no. I'm not down.
I'm- Getup, you!
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Get off the mat.
Okay. Here we go.
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Yo, chump, you back aga
in?
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Get outta the way!
How come he's not ducking?
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Wait a minute. I can't get my-
Get out of the way, stupid!
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- Homer?
- Not now, Marge!
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- Get out of the corner!
- They nt a note from school.
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What did you do this time, you little
hoodlum? Oops, get outta the way!
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I didn't do it. Nobody saw me do it.
There's no way they can prove anything.
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No, Bart.
This note isn't about you.
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It isn't?
There must be some mistake.
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Hey, you're right.
This note's about Lisa.
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- Lisa?
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She doesn't look sad.
I don't e any tears in her eyes.
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It's not that kind of sad.
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I'm sory, Dad, but you
wouldn't understand.
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Oh, sure, I would, princess.
I have feelings too.
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you know, like,
" My stomach hurts. "
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Or "I'm going crazy!"
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Why don't you climb up on Daddy's knee
and tell him all about it.
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I'm just wondering
what's the point?
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Would it make any difference
at all if I never existed?
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How can we sleep at night when there's
so much suffering in the world?
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Well, I- Uh-
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Come on, Lisa.
Ride the Homer hory!
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Giddyap. Whee!
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Lisa, honey, why don't we go upstairs
and I'll draw you a nice hot bath.
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That helps me
when I feel sad.
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- Sorry, Dad. I know you mean well.
- Thanks for knowing I mean well.
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Gee, Homer. Looks like you got yourlf
a real problem on your hands.
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Yeah, right.
Uh, Bart, vacuum this floor.
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Hey, man.
I didn't do anything wrong!
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In times of trouble you've got to go
with what you know. Now, hop to it, boy!
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Thinks he's some big
stupid Homer. Oh, man.
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I'll show him.
He thinks he's so big.
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Enjoy your bath?
- No, not really.
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Oh, too bad.
Well, I certainly had fun vacuuming.
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Maybe now I'll get the pleasure
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of scrubbing your tub.
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So typical of Bart.
All he thinks about is himlf.
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Hey, don't say stuff like that
about me to Maggie.
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She's on my side anyway.
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- Is not. Is not.
- Is too. Is too.
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- Is not.
- Is too! Watch. I'll prove it.
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Maggie. Come to the one
you love best.
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No, Maggie. Come here, girl.
Come tome.
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Come on, Maggie!
The choice is obvious.
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No, Maggie. Don't go for the glitter.
Look for substance.
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All right, Maggie,
just go to Bart.
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Exactly. Come to the one
you love best.
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Oh, no! Come on!
Don't let the-
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Aaah! Oh, no,
not again.
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Get over to the-
Aaah!
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Gee, Dad, you're
really bad at this.
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I am not.
It's just
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- couldn't concentrate
with that infernal racket.
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Lisa! Lisa.
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Lisa, what did I tell you about playing
that sax-a-ma-thing in the hou?
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I was just playing the blues, Dad.
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Lisa, I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to yell.
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Go ahead. Play your blues
if it'll make you happy.
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No. That's okay, Dad.
I'll
just work on my fingering.
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Unless my fingers clacking
on the keys is too loud for you.
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- Let's hear it.
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You just clack
as loud as you want, Lis.
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I've gotta find that sound.
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That was beautiful.
What's it called?
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Oh, it's a little tune
that
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the "I Never Had
an Italian Suit Blues. "
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Wait, Margie. Before you go out
that door, let's put our happy face on,
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becau people know how good a mommy
you have by the size of your smile.
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What the-
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- Put up your dukes, Homer.
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Bart, go easy on me.
I'm your dad.
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I am going easy on you,
but you're so old
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and weak and pathetic.
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No! Bart, no!
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- Homer, wake up, wake up.
- Huh? Oh, man.
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Here, let me wipe off
the drool.
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you know, Marge, getting old
is a terrible thing.
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I think the saddest day of my life was when
I realized I could beat my dad at most things.
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And Bart experienced
that at the age of four.
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So, why are you
still awake?
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I'm still tying to figure out
what's bothering Lisa.
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I don't know. Bart's such a handful,
and Maggie needs attention.
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But all the while, our little
Lisa is becoming a young woman.
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Oh, so that's it.
This is some kind of underwear thing.
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Mmm. Good night, Homer.
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Now, now low b-flat.
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Okay, Lisa.
"Altissimo" register.
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Very nice. Very nice.
I once ruptured mylf doing that.
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- Thanks, Mr. Murphy.
- My friends call me Bleeding Gums.
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Eww. How'd you get
a name like that?
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Well, let me put it this way.
you ever been to the dentist?
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- Yeah.
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Not me. I suppo I should go to one,
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but I got enough pain
in my life as it is.
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I have problems too.
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Well, I can't help you, kid. I'm just a
terrific horn player with tons of soul.
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- But I can jam with you.
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Okay.
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Oh, I'm so lonely
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Since my baby left me
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I got no money
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And nothing is free
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Oh, I been so lonely
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Since the day I was born
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All I got is this rusty
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This rusty old horn
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I got a bratty brother
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He bugs me every day
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And this morning
my own mother
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She gave
my last cupcake away
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My dad acts
like he belongs
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He belongs in the zoo
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I'm the saddest kid
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In grade number two
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you know, you play pretty well
for someone with no real problems.
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Yeah, but I don't
feel any better.
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The blues
isn't about feeling better.
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It's about making other people feel wor
and making a few bucks while you're at it.
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Which reminds me, if you're
ever in the neighborhood,
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I'm playing in a little club
called the jazz Hole.
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Lisa! Get away from
that jazzman!
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- But Mom! Can't I stay a little longer?
- Come on.
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We were worried about you. Nothing
personal
. I just fear the unfamiliar.
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Today's fire
raced through downtown Springfield,
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gutting Symphony Hall, the Springfield
Muum of Natural History,
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the Springfield Arts Center
and Barney's Bowl-a-rama.
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- Officials said the-
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Oh, no! Marge!
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- Marge, are you all right?
- No! I'm very upt.
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Then you've heard. Oh, God.
What are we gonna do?
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- The lanes were kinda warped, but, oh, the food.
- I'm upt about Lisa.
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- Oh, me too.
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Me three. What are we talking about?
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- Bart!
- Do you think you're being nice enough to your sister, Bart?
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- Oh, yeah, easy.
- you do love her, don't you?
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- Oh, Mom.
- Well, you do. Don't you?
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Don't make me say it.
I know the answer. You know the answer.
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He knows the answer.
Let's just drop it. Okay?
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Okay, Bart.
you don't have to say it,
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but you do have to have
a loving attitude.
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Be nice to your sister.
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- Okey-dokey.
- Go on, Bart. No time like the prent.
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- Hi, man.
- I don't want your pity.
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- Aw, come on. I'll cheer you up.
- How?
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- Yeah. Moe's Tavern. Moe speaking.
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- Is jacques there?
- Who?
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- jacques. Last name Strap.
- Uh, hold on.
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Uh, jacques Strap?
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Hey, guys, I'm looking
for a jacques Strap.
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- What?
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Aw, wait a minute.
Jacques Strap?
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It's you, isn't it,
you cowardly little runt!
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When I get a hold of you, I am gonna gut
白银投资you like a fish and drink your blood.
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- Where's your n of humor, man?
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Lisa, you'll be late
for band practice. Let's go.
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Uh, give me some quarters.
I'm doing my laundry.
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Yeah. Right.
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- Where's the video boxing?
- It's over there in the corner.
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梦见很多钱If I were you I really would u
tho quarters for laundry.
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Wi guy.
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- Hey, that kid's pretty good.
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Good? Are you kidding?
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Over 2.000 fights, and he's still on
his original quarter.
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Okay, who's next?
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- Me, me, me, me, me!
- No, me!
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- Listen, can you teach me to fight like you do?
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I don't think so.
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- Oh, come on.
- I'll tell you what. I'll do it if you bark like a dog.
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you little-
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you got yourlf a deal, Fido.
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- Well, looks like you're all out of quarters, old man.
- That's okay.
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With the tips you've given me,
I'm gonna pound the tar
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- a certain little smarty-pants tonight.
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Howie! I thought I told you
to stop wasting
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- in this stupid place!
- Sorry, Mom.
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And you! A man of your age.
you should be ashamed of yourlf.
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Excu me. I think
I hear my wife calling.
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Now, Lisa, listen to me.
This is important.
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- I want you to smile today.
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But I don't feel like smiling.
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Well, it doesn't matter how
you feel inside, you know.
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It's what shows up
on the surface that counts.
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That's what my mother taught me. Take
all your bad feelings and push them down.
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All the way down, past your knees,
until you're almost walking on them.
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And then you'll fit in, and
you'll be invited to parties,
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and boys will like you,
and happiness will follow.
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Oh, come on.
you can do better than that.
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Oh, that's my girl.
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I feel more popular already.
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- Hey, uh, nice smile.
- Thanks.
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Hey, what are you talking to her for?
She's just gonna say something weird.
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Not me.
- you know, I ud to think you were some brainiac,
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but I guess you're okay.
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- Uh-huh. - Hey, why don't you come
over to my hou after practice?
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- you could do my homework.
- Okay.
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Mmm.
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Five minutes, people. Now, Miss Simpson,
I hope we won't have
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of yesterday's out burst
of unbridled creativity.
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- No, sir.
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- Wow, Mom!
-
Hmm. So that's where she gets it.
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Lisa, I apologize to you.
I was wrong.
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I take it all back. Always be yourlf.
you wanna be sad, honey, be sad.
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We'll ride it out with you.
And when you get finished feeling sad,
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we'll still be there.
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From now on, let me do
the smiling for both of us.
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Okay, Mom.
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I said you could stop
smiling, Lisa.
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I feel like smiling.
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I'm gonna knock you out one more time,
and that's it. This is getting boring, man.
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Just ty not to kill me
too hard, son.
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- Whoa!
- Kid, tonight's not your night.
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All right, man, you asked
for it. No more Mr. Nice Guy.
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Aha! Blocked it.
You misd me.
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- Oh!
- I got you. Ooh.
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- Don't try that. I got you blocked.
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And the crowd is on its feet as
Hurricane Homer moves in for the kill!
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Boys, I'd like
your attention, plea.
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Quiet, Marge! This is my big moment! Bart
"The Bloody Pulp" Simpson is on the ropes.
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He is hoping I'll put him
out of his miry!
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Well, you're in luck, Bart!
Here comes my right!
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Oh, no!
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My game, my game!
I could have beat the boy.
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Marge, how could you?
I was so clo.
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I'm sorry, but this is more important
than that silly, loud game.
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You're right, Mom. I'd just like to u
this occasion to announce my retirement,
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- undefeated, from the world
of video boxing.
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Oh, calm down, Homer.
Lisa has an idea that
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- would be fun for the whole family.
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The next song was written
by a friend of mine,
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one of the great
little ladies of jazz.
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I got this bratty brother
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He bugs me every day
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And this morning
my own mother
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Gave my last cupcake away
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My dad acts like
he belongs, y'all
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- He belongs in the zoo
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What?
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I'm the saddest kid
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In grade number two
