We are so in luck!
Treeger said we could have all this cool stuff!
Wait right there.
Oh, no. I'm paddling away.
Really? We got all this rusty crap for free?
This and a bunch of bubble wrap. And some of it is not even popped.
Could we be more white trash?
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How desperate am I?
Good thing Chandler's not here. He always wins at this game.
I just told my mom I'd cater her party.
- How come? - I need the money.
It'd be a great way to get rid of that last smidgen of lf-respect.1795年
I think this is a good thing.
Mom wouldn't have hired you if you weren't good.
You don't have to stick up for her. She can't hear you.
Do you have any juice?
Just pickle.
爱尔兰旅游Funny story. I bumped into Joanna yesterday.
My boss, Joanna? That must have been awkward.
Actually, she asked me if I wanted a drink.
You didn't say yes to that, did you?
Hello, Rachel.
Well, not at first.
What is she doing here?
Last time you went out with her you said she was a dud!
I judged her too quickly. This time, we took it to the next level.
Last time I almost got fired. You must end it. You must end it now.
It's not an everyday occurrence!
Usually I'm in there by mylf.
Promi.
- Rachel, aren't you running late? - No
- You are if you pick me up a bagel. - Okay.
Promi you will end this now.
- I promi. I'll end it. - Thank you.
I hope you know what I'm giving up.
She's not just the boss in your office. You know what I mean?
Sorry. I knew what he meant.
How's the hired help?
Doing great. Quiches are coming along.
What's this? Blue nail polish?
I thought it was cute.
It's what your grandmother's hands looked like when we found her.
Let me ask you a question.
Why did you hire me?
Richard raved about the food at
...but you were sleeping with him.
Then I heard the food at that lesbian wedding was nice.
I assume you didn't sleep with anyone there.
At least that would be something.
Oh, my God! Did you hear that?
She hired me becau she thinks I'm good.
I didn't hear that.
She didn't hire me out of pity.
It wasrt so she could pick on me. She actually thinks I'm good.
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And hey, it's cool if you're a lesbian.
Good afternoon. Are you the decision-maker of the hou?
Do you currently own a t of encyclopedias?
No, but try the classifieds. People ll everything in there.
Actually, I'm not buying. I'm lling.
Let me ask you one question.阳春八景
Do your friends ever have
...and you just nod along, not sure what they're talking about?
I'm telling you, it's totally unconstitutional.
I think he derves a Nobel Prize.
It was like the Algonquin kids' table.
Excu me. I'm sorry.
You haven't said anything for about two minutes.
Are you at all interested?
Come on in.
政府公务员- That's weird. - What?
Your nails.
I wore fake ones so my mom wouldn't give me grief about biting them.
I meant, it's weird that you only have nine now.
Oh, my God!
Wait a minute.
I had them when I put
Oh, my God! It's in the quiche!
- Oh, my God! - Okay, don't panic.
I'll go buy you a new t of nails.
No one will know, and you'll look great!
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It's becau they're going to eat That's the problem.
Honey, don't bite your nails.
Plea don't freak out.
There's a blue fingernail in one of the quiche cups.证明书怎么写
And there's no way to know which one.
And whoever finds it wins the prize!
I'm not freaking out.
- Why are you laughing? - Now your father owes me $5.
You bet I'd lo a nail?
Don't be silly. I just bet that I'd need the.
Frozen lasagnas?
You bet that I'd screw up?
All that stuff about how I was good
No, that was all true.
This was just in ca you "pulled a Monica."
You promid Dr. Weinberg you'd never u that phra.
Come on. Have a n of humor.
You're never able to laugh at yourlf.
That's right.
My mom has no faith in me! That's hilarious!
I don't get it.
No. I have faith.
No. You have lasagnas!
The ruined quiches are ready!
- Okay.
It just doesn't feel like we're breaking up.
No, we are. I'm sad.
Can you wait till tomorrow? All right.
Unbelievable!
Thanks.
That was my boss. I have to go.
What are you doing?
- I'm getting dresd. - Why?
When I walk outside naked, people throw garbage.
Wait. I want to show you something.
What is it?
Just a little gag gift somebody gave me.