Oh! Hey,Rach.
I was just coming over
Wait,I don't have to lie to you, you don't live here anymore.
I'm eating their food. You?
Ross is on a date with my sister. They shut the drapes two hours ago.
I didn't know we could date your sister.
We know you steal our food.
I'm good.
Drapes still clod?
Yeah. That perverted couple two doors over should've shut theirs.
-Is that a swing? -Oh,don't even ask.
好恶
I can't believe Ross is with her sister.
When Chandler kisd my sister, I was mad for 10 years.
-That was five years ago. -You got five years left.
-Joey.. -Want to make it six?
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Can I get a cup of coffee?
So how was your big date last night?
It was okay. It was fun.
It was fun? Great.
So did you guys hit it off?
I guess so.
So did anything happen? Rumor has it you guys shut the drapes.
No. No. Nothing happened.
I shut the drapes to show her slides of my favorite fossils.
Oh,slides!
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So really nothing happened.
Something could've happened.
She really dug my slides.
曾经最爱的人And she was definitely giving me the vibe.
Was it the "Plea don't show me another picture of a trilobite" vibe?
I'm telling you, she was in to me,okay?
Hey,you remembered trilobite.
If she wasn't into me, why would she ask me out again?
-She asked you out again? -Yeah.
Tomorrow night. Valentine's Day. The most romantic day of the year.
Who knows what could happen.
I might not be shutting my drapes to show her my slides.
Okay! I got it,I got it.
I can't go with the "you and my sister" thing.
It's just too weird,all right?
I imagine the two of you together.
It just freaks me out. I can't do it!
It's okay.
It's too weird for you. I won't e her again.
Thank you.
After tomorrow night.
No! I can't do it. It's gonna freak me out!
Okay,okay,okay!
Okay. I'll tell her tonight I can't e her anymore.
Ross,thanks.
Want me to call her now?
Oh,no. No,no,no.
No. Come on,I mean,that's crazy.
So,what's going on with you?
I may teach another class this mester.
Do it now. Call her now.
-This is my favorite part. -Me too.
I don't know what you guys are so sad about. It all works out.
E.T. stays with Elliott, and they get to be best friends forever.
You've en this movie before, E.T. goes back home.
What?
Oh,no,I forgot.
You know what's sadder than this? Bambi.
I cried for three days with that movie. No,two.
The third day my mom killed herlf, so I was partly crying for that.人力资产
Well,that I can e crying over, but Bambi is a cartoon.
You didn't cry when Bambi's mother died?执业医师报名时间
Yes,it was very sad when the guy stopped drawing the deer.
If this movie's making you guys cry so much, let's just change the channel.
学习的道理There.
Joey,you're crying over a Doritos commercial.
I was up for that part.
It's okay to cry. You don't have to be macho all the time.
I'm not macho.
Yeah,you're right.
I don't know what I was thinking.
I just never really cried. I'm not a crying kind of guy.
Come on,there's gotta be something that gets you choked up.
What if you saw a three-legged puppy?
I'd be sad,sure.
But I wouldn't cry.
What if the puppy said, "Help me,Chandler.
All the other puppies pick on me."
Cry? I just found a talking puppy. I'm rich!
狗的六合I've got it. I have got it.
Pictures from your childhood.
This'll get you going good.
Oh,what's going on there?
Parents' Day. First grade.经济合作社
That's me with the janitor,Martin.
-Where are your parents? -They didn't want to come.
-Chandler! -Poor thing.
That story doesn't make you cry?
No. Look,I don't cry. It's not a big deal,okay?
No! It's not okay!
It's not okay at all!
You're dead inside!
-Excu me? -Yeah?
-Are you Phoebe Buffay? -Yeah.
Can I get your autograph? I'm your biggest fan.
My biggest fan? I've always wanted to meet you.
Sure. Yeah.
闺蜜名字两人Wow. Wow,thanks a lot.
I just want to say, I think you're really talented.
You're just saying that becau you're my biggest fan.
Take good care of that guy. He's a fan.
Bye.
So you saw me on Days of Our Lives,huh?
You want me to do a little Dr. Drake Ramoray for you?
I have no idea what you're talking about.
But I just got Phoebe Buffay's autograph.
Oh. You're Phoebe's fan.
Oh,yeah. I've en all her movies.
-Movies? -That was Phoebe Buffay, the porn star.
