Kids, breakfast! Kids? Phil, would you get them? Yeah, just a c.
That is so, Kids, get down here! Why are you guys yelling at us, when we're way upstairs, just text me.
Alright, That's not gonna happen, and, wow, you're not wearing that outfit.
What's Wrong with it? - Honey, do you have anything to say to you're daughter about her skirt? Sorry? Oh yeah, that looks really cute sweetheart! Thanks! - No, it's way to short, people know you're a girl you don't need to prove it to them.
Luke got his head stuck in the banister again.
I got it.
Where's the babyoil? - It's on our bedside tip I Don't know, find it.
Come on! I was out of control growing up, there, you know, i said it.
I, just don't want my kids to make the same bad mistakes i made.
If hayley never would exhibit on a beach in florida, half naked I've done my job.
OUR job.
- Right I've done our job.
That was a penalty! Gloria, there Owen's six, let's take it down a notch.
蛋糕脱模We're, verry different.
He's from the city.
He has big business.
I'm come from a small village, very poor, but very very beautiful.t过去式
It's the number one village in north-columbia, before al the what's the word? - Murders.
月饼英文Yes, the murders.
Manny, stop him! Dammit, manny! Come on, coach! You've gotta take that kid out! You wanna take him out? How about I take you out!? Honey, honey Why don't you worry about you're son! He'd spend the first half with his hands in his pants! I wanted to tell her that for the last six weeks I'm Josh, Brian's dad.
- Hi, I'm Gloria Pritchett Manny's mother.
Oh, this must be you're dad.
Her dad? Uh, no, no, that's funny.
Actually no, I'm her husband! Don't be fooled by the Give me a cond here.
She's adorable! - Oh, thank you! Hey precious - Hello.
We've just adopted her from vietnam and we're bringing her home for the first time.
She's an angel.
You and you're wive must be thrilled! Sorry, sorry, sorry, daddy needed snacks.
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So, what are we talking about? We have been together for five years now? And we've decided we really wanted to have a baby so, we initially asked one of our lesbian friends to be a surrogate Then we figured, they already mean enough, can you imagine one of them pregnant? No, thank you.
You saw that right? Everybody fonding up to lillian, then you walk on and suddenly it's all I'm gonna give a speech.
- You are not giving a speech you gonna stuck with this people for the next five hours! - You'r right, it's okay, i'm sorry.
合作成语Honey, look at that baby with tho creampuffs.
Okay, excu me.
But this baby would be growin up in a crowded orphanage if it wasn't for us creampuffs and you know what, to all of you who judge, hear this, love knows no race, creed or gender and shame on you! You small minded, ignorant fe Mitchel? - What? She's got the
creampuffs.
We would like to pay for everyone's headt's.
MODERN FAMILY SEASON 1 EPISODE 1 Buddy, why do you keep getting stuk like this? I can get out this time.
I'm just gonna say it he needs to be checked by a specialist.
There! Be free, Excalibur! I'm having a friend over today.
- Who? You don't know him.
- Him? Oeh, a boy! You gonna kiss him? - Shut up Luke, Alex, why don't you take it outside, okay? - And do what? Fighting a son, it would be a nice change.
I'm kidding! Who's the boy? - His name is Dylan I might as well just tell him not to come, becau you guys are just going to embarra me again.
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Hang on a cond, you're fifteen, it's the first time you've had a boy over I'm bound to be a little suprid, but We're not gonna embaras you! I'm better go charge the camcorder.
I'm kidding! Come on! Who are you talking to? I'm a cool dad.
That's my thang.
I surf the web, i text LOL Laugh Out Loud, OMG, Oh My God, WTF, Why The Face.
You know, i know all the dances to High School Musical, so.
日本航空母舰MOM! DAD! - What happend? Luke just shot me! - I didn't mean to! Are you okay? - No, the little bitch shot me! Language! The're only plastick bb's! It was an accident! What did I tell you what happened if you got him a gun? Deal with this! Buddy Uncool.
That's it? No, the agreement was that, if he shoots someone you shoot him.
We were rious about that? Yes, we were and now you have to follow through.
秋天秋天I'm so sorry! - Liar.
