《老友记》中英剧本第一季第六集1
106 The One With the Butt
[Scene: A Theater, the gang is in the audience wating for a play of Joey's to start.] Rachel: (reading the program) Ooh! Look! Look! Look! Look, there's Joey's picture! This is Chandler: You can always spot someone who's never en one of his plays before. Notice, no Phoebe: The exclamation point in the title scares me. (Gesturing) Y'know, it's not just Fr (The lights dim.)
Ross: Oh, shhh, shh. Magic is about to happen.
春分之后 (The lights go up on the stage, Joey, as Freud, is talking to a female patient.)
Joey: well, Eva, we've done some excellent work here, and I would have to say, your proble All you want is a dingle,What you envy's a schwang,A thing through which you can tinkle,Or Opening Credits
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[Scene: The Theater, the play has ended and everyone is applauding.? As soon as the cast l Rachel: God. I feel violated.
Monica: Did anybody el feel they just wanted to peel the skin off their body, to have so Chandler: (staring at a woman across the room) Ross, ten o'clock.
Ross: Is it? Feels like two.
Chandler: No, ten o'clock.
Ross: What?
Chandler: (sighs and gestures to explain) There's a beautiful woman at eight, nine, ten o' Ross: Oh. Hel-lo!
Chandler: She's amazing! She makes the women that I dream about look like short, fat, bald Monica: Well, go over to her! She's not with anyone.
Chandler: Oh yeah, and what would my opening line be? 'Excu me. Blarrglarrghh.' R
achel: Oh, c'mon. She's a person, you can do it!
Chandler: Oh plea, could she be more out of my league? Ross, back me up here.
Ross: He could never get a woman like that in a million years.
Chandler: Thank you, buddy.
Phoebe: Oh, oh, but y'know, you always e the really beautiful women with the really Monica: You could do that!
Chandler: Y'think?
All: Yeah!
Chandler: Oh God, I can't believe I'm even I'm very very aware of my t Ross: C'mon! C'mon!
Chandler: Here goes. (He walks over to her but just stands there.)
Aurora: ...Yes?
Chandler: Hi.... um... okay, Chandler! Chandler is my name, and, Aurora: Yes, you said that.
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Chandler: Yes, yes I did, but what I didn't say was what I was about to say, what I wanted Aurora: Chandler?
(Joey enters from behind a curtain.? The others all talk at once.)
All: Hey! You're in a play! I didn't know you could dance! You had a beard!
Joey: Whadja think?
(Pau)
All: ...Hey! You're in a play! I didn't know you could dance! You had a beard!
Joey: C'mon, you guys, it wasn't that bad. It was better than that thing I did with the tr
All: (admitting) Saw your head. Saw your head.
Chandler: (running back) She said yes!! She said yes!! (To Joey) Awful play, man. Whoah. ( Rachel: What is it?
百合红枣汤的功效 Joey: The Estelle Leonard Talent Agency. Wow, an agency left me its card! Maybe they wanna Phoebe: Bad on this play? ...Bad on this play!
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone el is there as Chandler enters.]
Chandler: Hey, kids.
All: Hey.
Phoebe: (reading Monica's palm) No, 'cau this line is passion, and just a lin Chandler: Well, I can't believe I've been here almost ven conds and you haven't asked Monica: Oh, right, right. How was your date, 'Chand-lrr'?
Chandler: It was unbelievable. I-I've never met anyone like her. She's had the most am
azin (A flashback of Aurora and Chandler on their date in Central Perk is denoted by italics.) Aurora: ...Luckily none of the bullets hit the engine block. So, we made it to the border, Chandler: Alright. Once I got on the subway, right, and it was at night, and I rode it all Chandler: We talked 'til like two. It was this more or less.
Aurora: ...All of a sudden we realid we were in Yammon.
凯文卡托 Chandler: Oh, I'm sorry, so 'we' is?
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Aurora: 'We' would be me and Rick.
Joey: Who's Rick?
Chandler: Who's Rick?
Aurora: My husband.
All: Ooooohhh.
Chandler: Oh, so you're porced?
Aurora: No.
Chandler: Oh, I'm sorry, then you're widowed?...Hopefully?
哀莫大过于心死二月的缩写 Aurora: No, I'm still married.
Chandler: So tell me, how do- how do you think your husband would feel about you sitting h Aurora: Don't worry. I imagine he'd be okay with you becau really, he's okay with Ethan. Chandler: Ethan? There's, there's an Ethan?
Aurora: Ethan boyfriend.
All: What?!
Chandler: So explain something to me here, uh, what kind of a relationship do you imagine Aurora: I suppo mainly xual.
