关于食物的英语笑话
最大的蜘蛛 ：
Vegetarianism
A man was talking to his friends about why he was a vegetarian.
真好 "I'm not a vegetarian becau I love animals," he said, "I'm a vegetarian becau I HATE plants!"
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Balance diet
Q:What is a balance diet?
A:The same amont of cokies in each hand!
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A sausage is locked in the fridge
Feel very cold, and then looked at the nearby of another root, had a little comfort, said: "e you were frozen into this, are covered in ice!" Results the root said: "I'm sorry, I'm popsicles."
一个香肠被关在冰箱里
感觉很冷,然后看身边的另一根,有了点安慰,说：“看你都冻成这样了,全身都是冰!”结果那根说：“对不起，我是冰棒。”
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A：Guess what I am eating!
B:What?女宝宝名字
A:I'm eating nuts.
B:Oh,yes,you are what you eat.
you are what you eat是中文吃啥补啥的意思。
A在吃nuts，B说：你就是你吃的东西。
知识技能
那么B的意思是说A是nuts了
nuts在口语里是疯子的意思。
宣传海报制作 ：
Good Boy
金子英语 Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
中行招聘
"She is the one who lls the candy."
好孩子
成长中的 小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
“昨天给你的钱干什么了?”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢?”
“她是个卖糖果的。”
感谢您的阅读，祝您生活愉快。
