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- I didn't say anything. - Stop talking.
That's talking.
伤感歌曲You think she's asleep yet?
I'm on the same side of the door as you are.
.
Lily lost her first tooth today.
And she's very excited about the visit from the tooth fairy. When I have my first loo tooth,
my mom tied one end of the string to it,
,
fired off a 12-gauge shotgun,
and the cow went running out of the room.
That never happened.
Tell that to the cow-shaped hole in my bedroom wall.
Gotcha!
what are you doing here?
You're not the tooth fairy.
N-no. But we just wanted to e if she'd come yet.
No. She sure is taking her sweet time.
- Maybe you should just go back to sleep, sweetie. - Yeah.
'cau it could take a while.
I've got nowhere to be.
Mom, I can't be late today.
Sanjay Patel and I are discting a pig.
So sad what pass for a date in your life.
- Haley. - He keeps asking me to hand him all of the instruments.
He wants me to act like a nur.
Now it sounds like a date in Haley's life. Okay, before you
- No. - You haven't even en it yet.
Mm, I'm sticking with "No."
It's for Luke's Career Day.
I thought I'd offer the kids a chance
to put their face on my body.
Ew. I just heard it, too.
How come you guys never had a Career Day?
- Cutbacks. - Nor'easter.
Today I get to talk about the love of residential real estate.
He really doesn't hear it.
I wanna make Luke proud.
I wanna be his hero like my dad was
when he talked to my class
about running a grocery store.
大悲咒图片He came in with two price guns in holsters
and marked our teacher at $1.29
before she knew what hit her.
I bet that produced a lot of laughs.
Claire, plea.
And Olivia Berman's mom
works in the rare books department at the library. Hope I get a chance to pick that brain. Looks like you got quite the Career Day lineup.
So I guess they already got a clot guy coming in, huh? No. I didn't think you'd wanna do it.
I don't, but you know, I just feel bad for the kids.
A lot of interesting stories in the clot biz.
Oh. Why have you never told us any?
Okay. Well, for example, there was
- must have had over a - Yes?
And we had to fit them in the clot.
Okay?
And we did.
All right. Maybe it's not the most exciting career
in the world, but it pays the bills.
No one is complaining.
Were there other things I'd rather do? Yes.
- But I had to make ends meet. - What other things? Well, I always wanted to write thrillers. - Like that hat story? - Spy thrillers.
I've been kicking around this character,
CIA agent Chuck Stone, who doesn't care
how much his antics annoy the brass in Arlington. Why didn't you ever try it?
I was busy with work and family.
I was gonna start writing after my divorce,
But life got in the way.
Why do you point at me when you say "Life"?
Am I "Life"?
I meant you keep my busy.
You had a 3-hour nap on Sunday.
- I was tired. From what?
Your 2-hour nap on Saturday?
Jay, I've been with you for five years,
and I've never heard you mention anything about writing. Hey. I bought a typewriter.
A typewriter?
When is your book signing?
1975?
It's a hell of a character.
They taught him how to kill,
but he never learned to love!
No, no, no, no, no. Wait, wait. Okay.
Daddies! Daddies! The tooth fairy came.
- What? No way! - Oh, that's so exciting!
What'd she bring you?
Oh! Fairy dust. Nice touch.
Oh, my gosh, it's a lot.
And a hundred dollar bill!
- What? Okay. - Wow. Look at that.
I love the tooth fairy.
The tooth fairy gave our daughter $100.
Does she not know that the going rate for a tooth
is $5 at the most?
Well, obviously, the tooth fairy made a mistake.
Maybe it's 'cau the tooth fairy
had a little too much chardonnay last night.
I think the tooth fairy can handle the chardonnay.
What I don't think she can handle
is criticizing someone who made an honest mistake
in the dark of the night.
I'm gonna put this in my clutch.
I can't wait to tell everyone at school!
Okay, we cannot be the parents of a 6-year-old
who gets $100 from the tooth fairy.
It's bad enough we're the parents
of a 6-year-old with a clutch.
完成时限
You know, that bag transitions from day to night amlessly, and I no longer have to carry crayons in my front pocket. Can't have this argument again!
Thank you, Dr. Ann,
for showing us how exciting and surprising
a real live therapy ssion can be.
I will hold on to this card.
Next up, we have Luke's dad, Mr. Dunphy.
Hey. Thank you.
Guess what?
I've been in your hou when you weren't home.
And yours. And yours.
No, I'm not a burglar. I'm a realtor.
Ho! Hey, sorry I'm late!
I just sold another mansion.
How you doin', honey?
History is full of great rivalries--
Athens and Sparta, Kerrigan and Harding,
Phil Dunphy and Gil Thorpe.
In this scenario, he's the Tonya, I'm the Nancy.
In this scenario, he's the Tonya, I'm the Nancy.
Pay attention, kids.
You're about to hear from the number four realtor in town. Anyway, uh, I'm not gonna bore you guys with a lecture. Instead, I'd like you to watch钓鱼点
as I conver with a young man
who's wondering what to do with his life.
Hey, kid.
Hey, kid, up here! Up here!
Yo, dude! Whassup?神经疼痛
I'll tell you what's up.
精妙
I'm interested in helping you
by telling you all about a career in real estate.
Real estate? Isn't that just buying and lling hous?
I don't have time for that. Epic fail.
Sounds like we need to start at the beginning.
You e, real estate is about people.
People?
书法的特点Couldn't agree more, Phil. Best part of our job
is putting the right person in the right home.
- - Matter of fact, last week,
I put a "Spanish" Couple into
I put a "Spanish" Couple into
- a Spanish home. - Gil.
A world without hous? That's cray cray.
Okay. Okay.
Phil, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to screw up your little show.
I know timing is critical on the things.
-
Gil, plea. - Believe me, the last thing I want to
Aw! You sold a hou to the channel 7 weatherman?
No. No.
治疗肝病最好的药物But I did ll one to Kobe Bryant.
What?! Guess what? He's not talking to you. He's talking to me. And I have a very funny story, actually. - A guy No. - That's hilarious.
No! I haven't told it!
Okay, um... Oh!
Great throw. You were right.
- It is in my court. - Ball's in your court!
But guess what-- it was me the whole time.
What?!
Come on, kids, come on.
Give it up! Give it up! He tried.
I think we all know what you were going for, Phil.
But I'm lookin' out here, and I'm eing some hungry kids. Am I right? That's why I brought
