有趣的英文名言合集（五）
有趣的英文名言合集（五）
A friend doesn't go on a diet becau you are fat.
Erma Bombeck
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, clo-knit family in another city.
George Burns
洗鼻器的正确用法
乞巧节的由来Anyone who says he can e through women is missing a lot.迷失自己
Groucho Marx
One picture is worth 1,000 denials.
Ronald Reagan
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Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.
Red Skelton
咸面包I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.
Will Rogers
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
Steven Wright
A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, 'At my age, I don't even buy green bananas.'
Claude Pepper
段拼音A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.
Mitch Hedberg
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
Will Rogers
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
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Laurence J. Peter
Electricity is really just organized lightning.
桥梁建设George Carlin
If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. Henny Youngman
