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They are liberated
那一次我真幸福 My husband, a brawny-looking man, had injured his back andcould barely walk. On the way to doctor, we stopped for gas at alf-rve station dragged my eight-months-pregnant form out frombehind the steering wheel and began pumping.
实物黄金投资 Two men nearby looked at my husband, who was resting in thecar, and then glanced at me. “Well,” I heard one say to the other,“They are liberated, you know.”
落花生教学设计
——Ellen McQuarrie (Laveen, Ariz.)
她们被解放了
我丈夫看起来是个很强壮的男人，他的背部受了伤，几乎不能走路。在去看医生的路上，
我们在自助站加油，我拖着八个月大的身孕从方向盘后面出来，开始加油。
游戏比赛
附近有两个男人看着当时正在车里休息的我丈夫，然后看了我一眼。“哎，”我听见一个对另一个说，“你知道，她们被解放了。”
——爱伦. 迈考利(Laveen ，亚利桑那州)
死后重生
"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees. 设计广告语
"Yes, Sir." the new recruit replied.
"Well, then, that makes everything just fine," the boss went on. "After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to e you."
学贵有疑
“你相信人死后仍有生命吗?”老板问他的一个员工。
“是的，先生。”这个新员工答复说。
“哦，那么，这样说来一切就很正常了，”老板继续说，“在你今早离开，去参加你奶奶的葬礼，她来看你了。”
蒜香牛肉 The poor husband
You can't imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife,the man plained to his friend. "She asks me a question, then answers it herlf, and after that she explained to me for half an hour why my answer is wrong.
可怜的丈夫
“你根本无法想象和我妻子打交道是多么的难，”一个男人对他的朋友诉苦说，“她问我一个问题，然后自己答复了，过后又花半个小时跟我解释为什么我的答案是错的。”
One Point
Hanging in the hallway at Whites High School in Wabash, Ind., and the basketball team pictures from the past 40 years. A player in the center of the front row in each picture holds a basketball identifying the year -"62-63", "63-64", "64-65", etc.
One day I spotted a freshman looking curiously at the photos. Turning to me, he said, "Isn't it strange how the teams always lost by one point?"
一分之差
位于印第安那州瓦巴西的怀兹中学，其门厅里悬挂着过去四十年间样篮球队的照片。每幅照片前排中间的队员举着一个篮球，上面标明年份-“62-63”，“63-64”，“64-65”等等。 心跳时刻
一天，我看到一个新生很困惑地看着照片。他朝我转过身来，说道：“多奇怪呀，这些队都是以一分之差输掉的!"
