适合小学二年级学生的英语阅读两则秘制牛肉
【一】
The Best Thing That Could Ever Happen
最棒的事
浴霸是什么东西
Three old men were sitting around and talking.
三个老头坐在一起谈天。
The 80-year-old remarked，“The best thing that could happen to me would just to be able to have a good pee.”
八十岁的老头说：“对我来说最棒的事，就是可以好好小个便。”
“I stand there for 20 minutes， and it dribbles and hurts. I have to go over and over again.”
“我现在都要站个二非常钟一滴一滴地小便，而且还会痛，得始终跑厕所才行。”
The 85-year-old remarked，“The best thing that could happen to me is if I could have one good bowel movement.”
八十五岁的老头说：“对我来说最棒的事，就是可以好好大个便。” I take every kind of laxative I can get my hands on and it ‘s still a problem.“
贺的组词是什么
“各种可以弄到的泻药我都试过了，还是没什么用。”
Then the 90-year-old remarked，“That’s not my problem. Every morning at sharp， I have a good long pee.”
九十岁的老头说：“我都没有这些问题。每天早上六点整，我都会舒适而尽情地小便。”
“At 6： sharp， I have a great bowel movement. The best thing that could happen to me would be if I could wake up before ”
“六点半一到，就会舒适地大便。对我来说最棒的事，就是我能不能在早上七点前醒来。”
相信我【二】
Good Fortune， Bad Fortune
好运和霉运
高妙A frog goes to have his fortune told.
有只青蛙跑去算命。
天马行空的意思
The fortuneteller looks at his little webbed palm and says，“Aha！ You‘re about to meet a beautiful young lady who is going to want to know everything about you.”
算命师看着他小小的有蹼手掌说道：“啊哈！你马上遇见一名漂亮小姑娘，她想了解关于你的一切。”
玉米钓草鱼绝招
The frog says，“Thanks！ I’m going to run right back to the
pond so I won‘t miss her.”
青蛙说：“太感谢了！那我得抓紧回池塘去，免得和她错过。”
西服革履The fortuneteller says，“You won’t meet her at the pond. You ‘re going to meet her in her freshman biology class.
算命师说：“你不会在池塘遇到她，而是在她大学一年级的生物课上。”
