410 Belles of the Balls
Now, I'm thinking Balls are what purs are to women.
it's just a but we'd feel naked in public without it.
Samantha Jones.
How are you?
Great!
Everyone, Allan Jannis.
Allan Jannis, right, we....Fucked!
Fucked, right.
I knew I knew you!
How the hell are you?
Not bad.
Just designed the new Richard Wright hotel.
I've been trying to get a meeting with him for months. Who's doing his P.R.?
I think he's talking to Brad Ron.
He's a hack.
手机怎么刷机Get me a meeting?
I'll do what I can.
Good eing you Allan.
I know!
And up on Park Avenue,a different reason for celebrating.
So, I told him,when I hire a contractor to do I expect him to finish on time. Good, honey, good!
Sometimes they just need to hear it from a man.
A little more Mu Shu, my Mu Shu.
I saw my and I told her how frustrated we were that we weren't pregnant yet. Wonton?
She said that the easiest thing to do would be to test your sperm.
Charlotte, I'm eating.
is it too much to ask to have my Mu Shu without a side of sperm?
Why are you getting so mad?
We're just talking.
Hell's bells, it's only been three months!
Why would you just leap to the conclusion
that the problem is me?
I'm not leaping to anything.
it's just easier to test the man first.
Less invasive.
I'm sure your sperm is fine.
No, it's better than fine, it's fantastic.
This little subject matter has put me right off my dinner.
Excu me.
Honey?
Not now!
Do men?
Do men what?
Like them pulled?
How would I know?
Do you?
Do I what?
Like them pulled?
How do I know?
Why don't we give a little tug and e?
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You wanna give a little tug?
You're gonna do it too hard!
No!
All right.
You were saved by the bell.
Bradshaw Hou of Pain, how can we hurt you?
Hello?
Man, it's me.
I'm sorry to be calling you this late.
is Carrie there?
Yeah, just a c.
Who is it?
Hello?
It's me, I need to talk to you.
it's really not a good time, we're about to go to bed.
It's important.
Willow is totally fucking with my head, plea.
All right.
He's having girlfriend problems.
I'm gonna be just a minute.
Apparently, dating a movie star makes you as crazy as dating anyone el. What's the problem?
She's in town, at the Mercer.
We were suppod to meet tonight.
She hasn't gotten back to me.
Did you call her?
Yes, I called her.
I called all five of her numbers.
She never answers.
Here's the thing, e...she can reach me, but I can't ever get her.
Maybe she never got No, you don't get it.
烟花瀑布She can but I can't get her, ever.
How fucked up is that?
I don't know. Very?
I thought everything was going great.
it was, I mean, I flew out to LAto take her to that MTV award thing.
I'd better start feeling sorry for you soon.
And then she totally disd me.
I was following her around like a goddamn dog.
I'm just gonna be one more minute.
Listen to this message she left me.
I gotta go to bed!
No, wait, listen. Listen to this.
Gonna miss you.
I can't wait until I'm in New York, in your arms.
I'm in a New York state of mind ''A New York state of mind''?
it's Billy Joel, we love that song.
Goodnight.
Should I call her again?
No, goodnight.
I'm sorry.
So, you still want me to give them a little pull?
No.
Why'd you take the phone in there?
Becau I know you don't like him calling here, that's all.
You tell me nothing's then noth-ing's going on.
You don't gotta run in a clot.
I didn'and I went in there becau I know how uncomfortable it makes you.
How uncomfortable it makes me, or you?
Me, yes, I'm uncomfortable.
I don't want you to feel threatened.
You think I'm threatened by him?
No, not threatened!
I could take him.
Who said anything about taking him?
it's like the time Batman and the Green Hor-net got in a fight.韭菜花的做法
Everyone expected Batman to win becau he's got the gadgets and but the Green Hornet had the moves.
See, I'm the Green Hornet, I got the moves.
Plus, I got Pete and he's like Kato.
Aren't you, boy?
Petey, come here, boy, come here!
Who's your buddy?
He's gonna get him. He's got him!
What do superheroes have to do with it?
I have no idea.
it's a guy thing.
All I know is that in order to deal he had to turn himlf into the Green Lantern. Hornet.
I don't care if he's the Green Bee.
I just wish there was a way to re-ally understand that he has nothing to wor-ry about. Maybe I should try to get Big and him and me together.
中国研究生报名官网Did you have a plate of crazy for lunch?
We could and Aidan could e once and for all that I and Big and I are just friends.
Carrie, I don't know.
Seriously.
Keeping my relationship with Big in the clos-et only makes things wor.
The are guys. They don't talk, they fight.
They can't help it, it's all that crazy testos-terone.
God bless it.
We're having Trey's sperm tested.
is it not doing well in school?
We were discussing it over dinner last night
and he just blew up.
One minute he was perfectly happy, the next minute, furious.
That time of the month?
it's a side of Trey I've never en.
it's about the sperm.
What is it with that area?
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it's like a minefield.
I spent the afternoon thinking about my friends.
Body image depression, unpredictable Late night phone calls obssing about a relationship.
Did I mention the are my male friends?
So, maybe men and women aren't from as pop culture would have us believe. Maybe we live a lot clor to each other, per-haps, dare I even in the same zip code?
In view of current circumstances,I couldn't help are men just women with Balls?
Look at that.
Look at what?
That dog's sack!
No, Thank you.
Did you know you can't enter a dog in a dog show if he's only got one Ball?
Where'd you hear that?
Around.
They even make fake dog Balls.
They make them for humans, too.
I'm thinking about getting one.
No, Steve. Why would you do that?
Why not?
Women get breast implants all the time.
Steve, trust me, I've been to and I swear to God, I wouldn't know if you had one or four.
But I know.
Every time I look down at correc-tion, I look all lopsided.
Women don't care!
We ice arms, great eyes, big dick.
I have never once heard a woman say, ''He had such a big, full scrotum!''
I made an appointment, I'm talking to the doctor. Will you go with me?
Where, testicle shopping?
Samantha finally got her meeting with hotel magnate, Richard Wright.
Smart, tough, a real ball buster.
I've enjoyed meeting you, but truth be told, Ms. ur résumé's all fluff.
Fluff?
it's just parties and social events.
What is it that you do in your hotels?
Nuclear fission?
I admit, I'm intrigued.
if I wasn't, you would've been down in having a cappuccino 10 minutes ago.
Here's an idea.
I'm talking to Brad Ron.
Maybe you two can get together and share the work.
Five hotels, it's a big job.
I know it's a big job.
That's why I'm and not down in the lobby having a cappuccino.
I appreciate but I don't need a partner.
Read between the lines, Ms. Jones.
I deal with a lot of businessmen.
What are you saying?
That businessmen would be dealing with a woman if she were working next to a man?
You have a lot to offer.
You might want to consider working with a partner who isn'ional.
''Emotional'' is just code for, ''I don't want to hire a woman.''
Exactly. They're that way at my firm, too.
Think you're gonna cry over a legal brief.
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Have you cried over a brief?
Yes, but only in the privacy of my office.
I cried once at the gallery, once, in and from that day on it was, ''Careful, don't make
Charlotte cry.''
I have never cried at work.
I fake cried to my editor when I misd a deadline.
I told him I was having a bad time at home, I was having a good time in the Hamptons. That makes the rest of us look bad.
Boo hoo. it was 80 degrees and sunny.
A guy gets angry in a meeting, he's a pistol, a woman, she's emotional.
if I say anything, like, ''I don't think that's hung high enough''...they say,
''Careful, don't make Charlotte cry''!
What does he think I'm going to do?
Get my period and ruin his empire?
Yes, Wait, let me rephra that, some men That will look much better on the court transcripts of this dinner.
Some men are threatened by strong busi-nesswomen. They have to find to make her be just a woman again.
Hence, ''You're too emotional.''
''Hence,'' yet.
I'm going back in there, guns blazing, cool, calm, Collected.
I'm going to impress that motherfucker he's gonna beg me to take the job.
Just don't cry. Once, in 10 years!
I've gotta run or I'm gonna miss my ride with Aidan.
Then I'll have to take mass transit to the country, then there'll be some tears.
The next day, while Aidan was tearing down
the I was tearing through the new in Style with Big's big movie star on the cov-er.
Hello?
it's me.
What's wrong? You sound terrible.
Hope you don't mind my calling.
I got the number off your machine.
Where's area code 845?
Upstate, we're in the country.
On a Thursday?
We're taking a long weekend. What's wrong?
She broke it off.
葛根汁She said she never wants to e me again.
I'm so sorry.
I don't even know what I did.
She won't return my calls.
See, she can but I can't get her.
You mentioned that.
She's crazy, I'm telling you.
She has the eyes of a crazy person.
Man, I was such a chump.
I really put mylf and she drop-kicked me right in the fucking heart.
When are you coming back to the city?
Monday.
Not till Monday?
Fuck.
I'd invite you out here, but it's just so far away.
How far?
it's 40 minutes, you know, if there's but with the weekenders and every-thing, I don't know, an hour, maybe even two.
it's Thursday afternoon.
