You and I have some things in common. 你和我有共同点
We both dislike the president. 我们都讨厌总统
How well do you know President Underwood, sir? 你和安德伍德总统熟悉吗 先生
I've known the president four years. 我认识总统4年了
Isn't it a fact that it was Francis Underwood 是弗兰西斯·安德伍德
and not President Walker who first suggested you should resign? 而不是沃克总统最先建议你辞职的吧
Having trouble starting it? 发动不了吗
Yeah. I think the battery might be dead. 是的 可能电池没电了吧
I have some cables if you want to try and jump it. 如果你想试试跨接启动 我有电线
You sure you don't mind? 这真的不麻烦吗
Not at all. 一点也不
Sources are telling us that Francis Underwood 有消息源称 不久前
conceded to Governor Conway on the phone 弗兰西斯·安德伍德致电康威州长
only a short time ago. 承认落选
I suspect their numbers are matching up with ours. 我猜测他们收到的数字跟我们的相符
I don't care if he los. 我不在乎他输不输
I'm not talking about the election. I'm talking about you. 我不是指选举 我是说你
What will happen to you? 你会怎么样
上新居...fear from continued terrorist threats 持续的恐怖主义威胁带来的恐慌...
and the disturbing news coming out 和田纳西州传出的令人不安的消息
I was forced to clo a number of our polling places. 让我不得不关闭几个我们的投票站
Fuck me. 操
At least six states will not have certified vote totals 至少六个州将不能在2016的选举夜
on Election Night 2016. 认证计票结果
宝宝为什么会吐奶
What? You think I learned nothing from Al Gore? 怎么 你以为我没从戈尔那里学到教训吗
- Not my president! - Not my president! -不是我的总统 -不是我的总统
- Not my president! - Not my president! -不是我的总统 -不是我的总统
- Not my president! - Not my president! -不是我的总统 -不是我的总统
- Not my president! - Not my president! -不是我的总统 -不是我的总统
- Not my president! - Not my president! -不是我的总统 -不是我的总统
The people are angry. 人民很愤怒
Nine weeks ago, we had an election in this country, 九周前 我们国家举行了一场大选
but becau two states refud to certify, 但是由于两个州拒绝认证选举结果
neither Conway nor mylf received the 270 electoral votes 康威和我都没拿到270张选举人票
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required for victory. 而这是胜选的必要条件
So they gather here every morning 所以他们每天早上聚集在这里
to exerci their magnificent right, 来履行他们神圣的权利
guaranteed by the 被第一修正案保障的权利
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to let their angry voices be heard. 发出他们愤怒的声音
And so, Thanksgiving, Christmas, 就这样 感恩节 圣诞节
and half of January have come and gone, 再加上半个一月来了又去
and all three branches of government are in crisis. 政府的三大分支全都深陷危机
The Congress is in disarray, 国会吵成一团
the Supreme Court is down a justice and doomed to deadlock, 最高法院少了一位法官 必将陷入僵局
and the executive branch is without a boss. 而行政机关也群龙无首
You e, my feeling is, 你看 我觉得
I think the Founding Fathers, they just got tired. 国父们就是乏了
And really, can you blame them? 说真的 谁能怪他们呢
I mean, you can't think of everything. 你怎么可能把方方面面都考虑周全
Black swans, Murphy's Law. 各种意外 各种难以避免的灾难
I mean, at a certain point, 到了一定程度
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you just have to sign off and cross your goddamn fingers 你也只能放弃 交叉手指
and hope for the best. 祈求能有个好结果
Or adopt "flipism," 或者使用"扔硬币原理"
a pudo-philosophy of life in which 这是一种伪哲学 意思是
the most important decisions are made by the flipping of a coin. 生活中最重要的事都要通过扔硬币来决定
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It was first introduced in the Disney comic book 这个说法最先出现在迪士尼的漫画书
Flip Decision, one of my favorites, 《硬币决定法》里 我最喜欢这期了
in which Donald Duck is persuaded by Professor Batty 里面讲到巴蒂教授说服唐老鸭
to make all the most important decisions 所有重大的人生决定
bad on the flipping of a coin. 都通过扔硬币来决断
"Life is but a gamble. "生活就是场赌博
Let flipism guide your ramble." 让扔硬币原理指引你"
We've had this sort of trouble before. 我们以前也有过这种麻烦
The election of 1800, Jefferson versus Burr. 1800年大选 杰斐逊对伯尔
They wound up in a tie. 73 electoral votes each. 他们最后打成了平手 每人73张选举人票
That was the number required then, 那是当时的胜选票数
and that's when Congress tried to address 这时国会试图解决这种
what the Founding Fathers just couldn't imagine. 国父们根本想象不到的局面
And, poof, the Twelfth Amendment was born. 于是 第十二修正案诞生了
那一刻我长大了作文600字And it says that if the states don't certify, 里面说 如果各州不能认证选举结果
it's the Hou that choos the president 那么就由众议院来挑选总统
and the Senate that choos the vice president. 由参议院来选副总统
Now the Hou is a bit of a mess, 众议院有点乱 说不清楚
but the Senate is rather democratic in how they choo the VP. 但是参议院选副总统的办法可是挺民主的
One person, one vote. 一人一票
But if there's 但如果还是平局
and this is where Donald Duck comes in, 就该唐老鸭登场了
it' 选举的结果
by the toss of a coin. 全看这硬币一扔
A solution that's elegant as hell. 这办法简洁得见了鬼
