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38. hello. I'm going to kill a few people and come back soon
39. I go to the mountain and Montenegro 's old rearch to eat something, something back
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41. you finally come, I've been looking for you for N years. What's going to Mars? I'm going to Pluto now, and I'm going to tell you something, don't go away
42. the subscriber you are calling has not been installed yet.
43. the person you are calling is not available now. When you hear the hard disk "click", plea leave a message to the mou.
44. the master is abnt. Where did it go? Just don't tell you! Hold on to the computer power if you really want to
45. the ur has no respon. The possible ur is busy. Plea try again later. Or return by Ctrl+Alt+Del
fifm>我有一个梦想作文46. the subscriber you call is no longer in Maybe the network doesn' Want to solve this kind of problem?... Plea force your head to To ensure the
47.``` I am dead ` ` ` ` ` ` paper.大学生英语四级
48., the machine has been tuned into shock, plea speak carefully, my machine shock, e I flat you do not!
49. "the tone of the big points, can not e"
50. this person has been missing for veral days. Call for summoning if urgent. Summon: sunflower book fifth.
Hello. I'm going to kill a couple of people and come back soon狼和兔子
I go to the mountain and Montenegro 's old rearch to eat something, something back
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You're here at last. I've been looking for you for N years. What have you been doing on Mars? I'm going to Pluto now, and I'm going to tell you something, don't go away
The subscriber you are calling has not been installed yet.
The person you are calling is not here now. When you hear the hard disk "click", plea leave a message to the mou.
The master is abnt. Where did it go? Just don't tell you! Hold on to the computer power if you really want to
Message after
The ur has not responded. The possible ur is busy. Plea try again later. Or return by Ctrl+Alt+Del
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D? D, plea call me when you're looking for me!
日行一善内容怎么写D? D, you're connecting to the wolf's refrigerator. Plea disconnect after you put in the food. Thank you for your cooperation.
D?? D I'm under 331, distracted the pants lost last time. It's going to be nude this time! I don't want anybody to e it. When it's done, it's back to you.
1. Didi, here is the automatic respon, MM plea nd again,
I will contact you; JJ plea nd again two times, I will contact you; GG, DD do not nd again, becau the hair also do not contact you!
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2. Tencent rver system crashes. Plea try again later!
3. the computer is processing your information. Plea wait a moment. Plea restart the computer if there is no respon for a long time!
Hello, now I'm playing a game called CS (or other). Plea press RESET button on the computer, leave a message after "beep",
thank you
You have the right to remain silent, and everything you say will be saved as a record. You can ask the proxy rver, if you can't afford the network, will assign one for you.
The OICQ you are using is an unregistered version. You can continue to u this software, but will shield nding SMS messages. Support domestic software, plea register new version!
Come back immediately after the commercials!
Don't peek at WC ~!
Ah ~ ah ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~!
I am in detail plea read the following terms: 1. friends before under 18 years of age plea chat with me under the guidance of their parents; 2. chat. Don't assume non professional obligation to take the initiative to say hello;
3. to I ask and you answer. I do not reply in the ca plea stop all information
The subscriber you are calling is being sorted out, plea call again later
This person is being wanted by Interpol worldwide. If you have this person's information, plea call the local alarm number 120,
Plea say the following cret language to the phone: "I'm not mad, I'm not mad, I'm not mad.". Then report your location. Thank You for Your Cooperation。 Our professionals will protect your safety.
Your QQ has been inrted in my virus, plea continue to nd letters to me, otherwi I have leisure to start immediately!
Don't look on the sidelines in bathing!! ^_^0
Hello, OICQ is on vacation today. I'
Due to atmospheric ionospheric effects, the satellite connection with the ur has been interrupted. Plea try again later.
Sorry, becau of the rver, the message that you just nt is missing. Plea rend it.
1. machine owners streaking
The 2. owners have rushed out of the rvice area in the Shang cat community
I was busy, sleepy and helpless, so I decided to jump off the building
Formatting your hard disk,
Do you know what is "clang clang"? Is none other than only you ~ ~ ~
