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An incident caud by PINEAPPLE
一个菠萝引起的没有血的案
Report: recently , there is a guy who ll pineapple in the west gate of south china normal university, attracting million of girl students . In my eyes , there is nothing special about this guy except for his hair style .you , and i might wonder why that this man is a great allure to girl students. It is becau they need male bodies! Sexy Phoebe has the report.
Here comes two students of SCNU.They are talking about the pineapple man.
(Class is over,Stone&Carol are walking on the school’s path.)
Stone(complaining):The weather is so hot,isn’t it?!Look,everybody is wearing little T-shirts and little shorts,and having an ice cream in hand!I want to have ice cream too.Let’s go get one,Carol!
Carol:Ice cream?!Come on,do you live in the Stone Age,Stone?Ice cream is out-of date nowadays.Haven’t you heard about the Pineapple Handsome in the West gate?He is popular in our school,many girl students are eating pineapples for meals now just to take a look at his gorgerous face!
Stone(astonished):Really?!I’ve only heard of Toufu the Beauty,not this Pineapple Handsome.Is he really that amazing?I mean,how crazy tho girls are!If I were to eat so many pineapples a day,I would be sick as long as I heard of the word “pineapple”...
Carol:He’s really hot!Standing there paring(削皮) pineapples,he is scenery of the West Gate.His tanned hands are so strong when he’s cutting the pineapples into pieces,and his sweaty body!I can feel the masculine power engulfing me !Let’s go,Stone!I can’t wait eing him!
Stone:........
会飞的小象
(SO they go to the west gate for the Pineapple Handsome.)
微信红包限额
Scene3: at the west gate
Carol: look over there!there is the handsome pineapple guy!
Stone: i want to be clor to him.
Stop
Pineapple guy: look at two little fish. I am waiting to duce them . I am tall that you can e , handsome , what a pity that i was not born with a golden spoon . So , i am going to take advantage of my good -looking appearance to becau rich . ! Haha !I know what they need .(laugh up his sleeves)
Carol: buy some pineapple from him, ah, he is so charming .
Stone: how much ?
Pineapple guy: not really expensive , just 100 yuan a kilo.
Both: so expensive!
Pineapple guy: spicy girl , since you are attractive , what about i give you my heart-shaped pineapple. But still 100 yuan a kilo !
Carol: stone , i want that ! The heart from the pineapple guy.
Stone: Carol, he means the pineapple in heart-shaped. Not his heart!
Pineapple guy:
Pineapple guy pos:
Pineapple guy:look at my pos, i can be strong , xy , and cute. My body and face worth more than 100 yuan ! Don’t hesitate. There is no one more handsome than me . I am your only choice!if you buy some , maybe i will consider you to be one of my girlfriends.
Carol:i want to be ! I want to be his girlfriend. Even be one of the million.
Stone: Don’t be that again. Carol, don’t be a anthomaniac(花痴)。 What about give us a discount?
Pineapple guy:all the people know that it is better for us if we eat pineapple with salty water. I happen to have salty saliva. I give you a bag of my saliva. What do you think?
Carol: stone , let us buy some no matter at what price. I need saliva to refresh mylf.
Stone: ok , but just half a kilo , we don;t have so much money to support this guy.
Reporter: Oh hello lady and gentleman~~ I am the reporter from FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY AFFAIRS on Students News SCNU Station. May I take a little of your time and have a short interview with you?男孩长高方法
Pineapple Man & Student: Sure~!
Reporter: So how do you like the pineapple here? For you know, this pineapple store has been a hit recently.共青团歌
Student: (Take a deep breath) Will a duck swim? (这还用说吗？)The pineapple must be extremely yummy, tasty, delicious and luscious. (Look at the handsome guy) And I dare to say that you will never be able to find another more delicious pineapple in the world~!!! This is the best, you know?! Nothing could be better!!! I mean it!! I am rious!!!
感冒能喝奶茶吗Reporter: (A bit impatient) Err…Okay~ that’s enough. Thank you very much. And this young man, we’ve all known that your pineapple business has become such a success; do you feel happy about that? And why do you want to ll pineapple in this way?
Salesman:This is life .everybody. I have a father , a mother , brothers and sisters! Ok! I have to support them , ok , tons of girlfriend! But this is not the point , the point the is everyone has to make a living . Stupid girls , addicted to my hormone. Poor the world , no one match my appearance. I am totally agree the Chine saying: i feel lonely when i stand at the peak of the mountain. Eat my pineapple , don’t be so handsome o~
Student: (After eating a piece of pineapple) Oh no~!! Is this real pineapple?! That’s impossible, for I have never eaten anything wor than this! How could this happen? And it even costs me 50 yuan !!! I feel so terrible~~ (Becomes angry)
