扬州有什么好玩的[方案]荆轲刺秦王英语搞笑剧本
荆轲刺秦王英语搞笑剧本
The man wants to kill the king
旁白:It was war periods time, the war among different countries emed endless. Every kings or ministers tried to find some supermen to work for them——to be the
killing tools for their political purpos. As time goes by, it was becoming a fashion to feed some good men at home……
This is a crazy world. In the crazy world, there are the crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by the crazy way.
第一幕:Conspire(密谋)
太子丹(上，叹气):Ying Zheng,that bad guy,treats me even wor than before.Resorts to lots of persons in his hand,he never cares about me ---the most nsible prince under the s
un.Recently,he has got much more cities from my hands.How can I live if the things happen again(急)。 Hey!! I must think out a good idea. I must make him know who I am.(向幕里大叫)Where is my minister? (大臣阿三上)Indeed, tell me
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what shall we do now?
阿三:(毕恭毕敬)Just keep calm,plea!Let me e!(盘坐在地。两手在头上画
画如一休)(旁外音:当当当，砰～～)(阿三起)Ok,I get one,we can nt a hero to
put Ying Zheng to~~~(作杀状)Then, all the beauties,jewelries and cities in Qing is ours~~~ (淫笑)太子与阿三作流口水状.
太子:Ha, ha~~~. Good idea,Good idea!But do you think who we can nt?
阿三:I have thought about it, we can nd Xi Men Chui Xue .He is traveling in our country the days. I think we can’t lo the chance. We must employ him quickly.
分餐太子:Well, deal with the things as soon as possible.
第二幕:tournament (比武)
西门吹雪(上台，摆出一幅酷式，手一张，一条纸带随风而下)
标准男西 门 吹 雪
(Xi Men Chui Xue)
身高:190cm Height: 190cm
最爱干的事情:聊qq Favorite doing: chatting
战斗力:无限War power: endless
最爱的颜色:黑色 Favorite color: black
武器:长剑 Weaponry: long sword
最爱喝的饮料:啤酒 Favorite drinks: beer
血型:O Type of blood: O
最崇拜的人:小燕子，****** Favorite idol: Xiao Yanzi Mao Zedong
Today I came here for the fighting, who is the unwanted-life guy. Stand out.
荆轲(抖嗦而上)站在一边，不敢出大气。
旁白:Competition begins.
荆轲(带剑冲向西门吹雪，半途停住)Are you really Xi Men Chui Xue?
西门吹雪:Just come on.
荆轲:(又冲，停在西门吹雪面前)Are you sure you are really the Xi Men Chui Xue
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in the story?
西门吹雪:(不耐烦)what a boring man! How dare you ask me such a stupid question?
荆轲(环视四周见无一人，便跪在西门吹雪面前，大哭)My hero, I admire you just like the yellow river, never endless. I have eighty-year-old mother up, three-year-old
法定节假日有哪些
boy down. Plea don’t kill me. Give me the life, plea!
西门吹雪(大怒)I thought Jingke is a hero. But you beg for life. How can I forgive
you? Give me your life. (举剑刺向荆轲，忽然，捂住自己的肚子，自语) Maybe I ate too much this morning, Maybe there is something wrong with the rice. (抬头) where is the toilet?
荆轲:T-o-i-l-e-t-?
西门吹雪:WC.
荆轲:W-C-?
西门吹雪:(急)茅厕～～Are you happy to hear such rude words?
荆轲:I know, I know. Turn left, left and left.
西门吹雪下。
太子丹与阿三上，看见荆轲，大吃一惊，太子丹给阿三一个眼色，阿三会意。走
至荆轲前。
阿三: What’s your name, plea? Hero.
荆轲不屑一顾。
太子丹(毕恭毕敬)May I have your name, plea? 枝枝花和栀子花
荆轲从兜里掏出一卷纸，上面写着:
武昌鱼怎么做最好吃宁 在 花 下 死， 作 鬼 也 风 流。
Even dying under the flower, Also happy as a ghost.
——快活魔王荆轲是也
Happy prince of the gost
太子丹(抱拳):How do you do
荆柯:How do you do.
荆柯突欲走，太子丹给阿三一个眼色。
阿三:Hero, wait for a moment. I have a problem which needs your help。
太子丹:You can gain a lot of things.
荆柯欲走又止。
太子丹(从衣兜里掏出一张卡片): Here is a card for traveling all over the world for
free, plea accept it plea, hero.
荆柯正准备拿，但马上又止，转身又欲走
太子丹(慌了):I must u the last way. Ladies and gentlemen. This is Miss Huang!
旁白:“大世界”响起
有一妖艳女子走上(男扮女装)，走到荆柯面前，给荆柯抛了一个眉眼。荆柯两
眼发直。
太子丹与阿三(击掌)Yeah!
荆柯(站直，厉声道):Great man, both born and die for his motherland. I am not the guy who just wants money and beauty. What shall I do? Prince, just say it out. But this lady„„
太子丹:No problem.
第三幕:Say goodbye in Yishui River(易水别)
荆珂挽着那女子，太子丹在后，阿三一手拿着地图，一手拿着人头上。
阿三:We have already reached Yishui River.
荆珂:Plea just stop here. Goodbye.
太子丹:Hero, Let me e you off a little further
荆珂:What a boring guy. If you walk a little further, then you will go to Qin instead of me
太子丹:Well. Goodbye. Hero. Here is the map and the head of Fan Yuqi, so as to get trust of the king
荆珂(接过头，扔在一边。太子丹，阿三下，荆珂猛抱住妻子):How can I express
my feeling now? I don’t want to leave becau I love you. Once I think I will kill Yingzheng . I can’t help rushing into W.C. you known. I don’t want to go. I don’t
want to go.
妻子:Don’t worry. Do you still love me?
荆珂:Sure. I love you just like the mou likes the rice. I love you more than my own life, more than my wife, more than the whole world. You are the one I first kisd, and I hope you will be the last one.
