Weird Work
Most kids I know have parents with normal jobs. You know the kind - teachers ,truck drivers, doctors, nurs. But not me.My parents have really weird jobs. when I tell people what my parents do, they always look a bit surprid. Or they laugh.For a start , there's my dad. He works at the cemetery. Sometimes, it's a bit odd trying to explain that. People either stare at you, like you're making it up - i Mean, who would make that up?Or they make some terrible joke, like:" Your poor dad, he must hate being stuck in a dead-end job!" Still , even if it is weired work, Dad loves it." I really dig what i do," he says. He ud to have a job where he was stuck behind a desk all day, buried in paperwork. Now he's out inthe open air,getting lots of exerci. "although, it can be hard work with just a skeleton staff." he says. Mum just shakes her head."nonn!" she says. "you have more people under you than most of us will ever have"
Moving IN
I have to admit , when Dad first got the job, I was pretty nervous. The job came with a hous
e , which meant we had to move right next door to the graveyard. The first few weeks were a little bit spooky. Ididn't sleep very well, and i was sure that sooner or later, something really weird was going to happen.We'd only been at the hou a few nights when, just after dark, i heard terrible howling nois.It turned out to be Dad! He got his finger stuck in the cemetery gate when he was trying to work out how the new locks worked. Another night , I heard something strange out the back. I peered out the window and saw a ghost in the backyard. I was about to scream out, when i realid that it was just Mum, struggling to bring in the washing in the wind.
Moaning
I admit i did complain a lot in tho first few weeks. I haunted my parents. "Can't we move ? Can't we move?" I'd ask ,nearly every day. My sister said i did more moaning than any ghost could ever do.
Mum just shook her head . "There are so many great things about living here," she said. "It's peaceful and quiet in this dead-end street. And the community sprit around here is ou
t of this world."上大学的英文
A few months later, it was Dad's turn to complain. "I dig deep for this job, but I'm going nowhere fast," he said. "I'm not sure that there's any future in the cemetery." For some reason , I felt really bad when i heard this .I walked out of the hou and into the back garden. As I looked out across the graveyard, I realid that Mum was right. This place was as clo to Heaven as you could get on Earth. I didn't want to leave.
"We're not going to move ,are we?"
I asked Mum and Dad later. They both gave me strange looks. "we didn't think you liked it here ," said Mum.
上元佳节
"I did some soul arching ," I said. "Now I can't imagine living anywhere el."
购房定金Somethign To Joke About
The days , i never hear Dad moaning about his work. Mum says it was just a stage he
was going through. Anyway, she says that if anyone's job is hard , it's hers. She likes what she does, but something the people can be difficult. "some of them are just like zombies," she says. "No matter what you do or say, there's nothing you can do to rai their spirits."
Oh , I forgot to tell you about Mum's job. It's just as weird as Dad's , but in a different way. she does a stand-up comedy act. And she tells lots of jokes about cemeteries.
神秘的工作
我认识的大多数孩子都有正常工作的父母。你知道善良的老师，卡车司机，医生，护士。但不是我，我父母有很多奇怪的工作。当我告诉别人我父母做什么时，他们总是显得有点惊讶。或者他们笑了，首先是我爸爸。他在公墓工作。有时候，解释这个问题有点奇怪。人们要么盯着你，就像你在化妆，我是说，谁来弥补？或者他们开了一个可怕的玩笑，说：“你可怜的爸爸，他一定讨厌被一个没有前途的工作困住！”不过，即使是奇怪的工作，爸爸很爱它。“我真的很喜欢我做的事情，”他说。他以前有一份工作，整天被困在桌子后面，埋在文书工作中。现在他在户外，进行大量的锻炼。”他说：“尽管只需要一个骨刘海一
干员工，这可能是一项艰苦的工作。”。妈妈摇摇头，“胡说！”她说。你们下面的人比我们大多数人都多。”wa开头的成语
在移动
初中数学大纲我得承认，当Dad first得到那份工作时，我相当紧张。这份工作有一所房子，这意味着我们必须搬到墓地隔壁去。头几个星期有点恐怖。我没有睡好，我相信或早或晚，怪异的事真的发生了，我们只能在家几天的时候，天刚刚黑，我听到可怕的咆哮声，原来是爸爸！当他试图弄清楚新锁是如何工作的时候，手指被卡在公墓的门上了。又一晚，我听到背后有奇怪的声音。我从窗户向外看，看到后院有一个鬼。我正要尖叫起来，这时我才意识到那只不过是妈妈，在风中挣扎着要洗衣服。
呻吟
我承认在最初的几个星期里我确实抱怨过很多。我经常和父母在一起。”我们不能动吗？我们不能动吗？”我几乎每天都会问。我姐姐说我比任何鬼魂都能做更多的呻吟。
妈妈只是摇了摇头。这里有很多很棒的事情，”她说。在这条死胡同里，宁静祥和。这里的
社区精神就在这个世界之外。”
几个月后，轮到爸爸抱怨了。“我对这份工作很感兴趣，但我却一事无成。”他说。我不确定墓地里有没有未来。“由于某种原因，当我听到这个消息时我感到非常难过。我走出了房子，进入了后花园。”。当我从墓地望出去时，我意识到妈妈是对的。这个地方和地球一样接近天堂。我不想离开。
“我们不打算搬家了，是吗？”
后来我问爸爸妈妈。他们两个都怪我。我们以为你不喜欢这里，”妈妈说。也先帖木儿
“我做了一些反省，”我说。现在我无法想象住在别的地方。”
这些事情开玩笑
这些天，我从来没有听到爸爸抱怨他的工作。妈妈说那只是他正在经历的一个阶段。不管怎样，她说如果任何人的工作都很辛苦，那就是她的工作。她喜欢她所做的事，但有些人却很难做到。他们中的一些人就像僵尸一样，”她说。不管你做什么或说什么，你都无法提高他们的情绪。
古代著名画家
哦，我忘了告诉你妈妈的工作。这和爸爸的一样怪异，但以不同的方式。她演单口喜剧。她讲了很多关于墓地的笑话。
