So what happened? Did a forest tick you off?
油气管道We always say we need a place for the mail.
I started building one. But then I decided to take it to the next step.
尹艳荣You're building a post office?
牙疼能吃什么No,an entertainment unit, with a built-in mail cubby.
蝉联是什么意思It's a one-day job,max.
My word,tho are snug!
The are my old work pants.
Sergio Valente.
Power saw kind of got away from me there.
The One With Frank Jr.
Hey,Pheebs. Any sign of your brother?
No,but he's always late.
-I thought you only met him once. -I did.
I think it sounds big sister-y, "Frank's always late."
Well,relax. He'll be here.
I know. I'm just nervous.
It's just,Mom's dead, don't talk to
...Grandma's been sleeping a lot lately.
It's just the "last-desperate- chance-to-have-a-family" kind of thing.
You're sweet to wait with me.
Actually,Gunther nt me. You're not allowed to have cups out here.
Does anyone el think David Copperfield's cute?
No. But he told me he thinks you're a fox.
All right. Janice likes him.
In fact,she likes him so much, she put him on her "freebie" list.
Her what?
We have a deal where we each pick five celebrities we could
...and the other one can't get mad.
The heart of every healthy relationship:
Honesty,respect and x with celebrities.
So who's on your list?
... Cindy Crawford,
...
...and Jessica Rabbit.
You do realize that she is a cartoon, and way out of your league?
I know. I just wonder if I could get her eyes to pop out of her head.
Who would yours be?
First,I need a boyfriend. Then I can have a list.
沙巴棕It's just a game,Mon.
Rach,how about you?
I don't know. I guess Chris O'Donnell,John F.
... Daniel Day-Lewis,Sting and Parker Stevenson.
Spiderman?
Hardy Boy.
-Peter Parker. -Thank you.
What about you,honey? Who'd be on your list?
That kind of thing requires some rious thought.
First,I'd divide my prospective candidates into categories.
What a geek!
Everybody,this is Frank! My half brother,Frank!
This is everybody.
-This is Ross. -How are you?
This is Monica.
And this is Rachel.
I'm gonna get coffee for us.
Hey,how do you guys get anything done?
We don't,really.
Do you guys have big plans?
Oh,yeah. We're gonna connect and bond and everything.
I thought we could go down to Times Square and pick up some ninja stars.
My friend,Larry,he wants me to take a picture of a hooker.
We really don't take advantage of living in the city.
Oh,sorry. Did I get you?
No,you didn't "get" me!
It's an electric drill!
You "get" me,you kill me!
Calm down! Do you want this unit or not?
I do not want this unit!
You should've told me before. I'm not a mind reader.
And we're out of beer. I'm going to Monica's.
Fine!装模作样
Where you heading in tho pants? 1982?
I saw down at the hardware store,they got tho designer tiles
...if you wanna redo your bathroom floor.
What's wrong with my bathroom floor?
Nothing. It's just old and dingy, that's all.
I highly doubt that.
If you move
...you e how the tile ud to be.
I can't live like this! What are we gonna do?
Relax. Here,hold this.
This old stuff comes right up. I'll show you.
A little more than I wanted to e.
Look at that! Every inch of this is glued down!
It'd take forever to pry this up. You should just leave it.
I can't leave it! You gouged a hole in my dingy floor!
There. There you go.
Yeah,that's nice.
We can put it back there after the surgeons remove it from your colon!
I know what I wanted to ask you. Can you roll your tongue?
Becau I can and my mom couldn't.
And I figured that was something I got from our dad.
Well,wait,you mean like this?
Yeah,you can do it too. Yeah.
You're not doing it.
Oh,right. Okay. Yeah,my mom could and I can't.
We don't have that.
When's your birthday?
蜗牛图片大全February 16th.
I know a guy who's the 18th.
That's clo.
When's yours?
October 25th.
That's the same month as Halloween.
So what kind of things do you like to do at home?
Melt stuff.野味
-Okay,I've got three of my five. -Three of your five what?
Celebrities I'm allowed to sleep with.
God,you're giving this a lot of thought.
Hey,it's hard,okay? I only have two spots left.
All right. Who you got it narrowed down to?
Elizabeth Hurley.
Very attractive.
Forgiving.
Susan Sarandon.
You know what? She's too political.
