1917年大事件搞笑英语话剧-别摸我 搞笑英语话剧 别摸我 Don't Touch Me! 6人话剧剧本 剧本很短，适合短小品 Vicky和Lisa是某餐馆的服务员，一天，一个顾客对
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Allen Jim Kuki Fenix Vicky Lisa ----------------------------------------
Cast 1. Vicky∶a waitress at Monday’s restaurant. She is a hard working girl.
2. Lisa∶another waitress at Monday’s restaurant. She is a kind and naive girl.
梦见打扫卫生是什么意思3. Fenix∶one of customers. He’s a very ill-natured customer.
4. Allen and Tim∶customers at Monday’s restaurant. They’re good and decent men.
5. Kuki∶the boss of the restaurant.
Scene I (One afternoon, there are many customers at the Monday’s restaurant.) Vicky and Lisa talk and go to the kitchen, and then the boss, kuki, comes in, too.
Kuki: Hey, there are many customers today. Girls, work hard. Remember, God gives all things to industry.
Lisa: Yeah. I know.
Vicky: We will do our best.
The door opens now. Two men come in. Kuki moves to the door.
Kuki: May I help you, sir? Two people? Come with me, I will take you to the table.
Allen: Yes, pleas.
Tim: I’m starving. I hope I can eat the best food in this restaurant right now.
Kuki: (laughing) Just a moment.
Two men walk in the restaurant. Lisa walks toward them.
Vicky: This is the menu, sirs.
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Allen＆Tim: Thank you.
After a few minutes. Lisa and Vicky walk to the kitchen.
Lisa: Hey, Vicky. I don’t like that customer. See, that man sits near the door.
Vicky: Why? Does he make any troubles for you?
Lisa: I don’t know. I feel…….Oh, I just don’t like the way he looks at me.
Scene II Vicky delivers a dish to the table where Allen and Tim sit.
Vicky: (talks to herlf) Lisa is right. The way that man looks at me makes me uncomfortable. Vicky delivers a dish again to Fenix’s table.
Vicky: Here is your meal, sir. Enjoy it, plea.
我把幸福告诉你Vicky turns to the kitchen. At this moment, Fenix touches her back!
Vicky: Wow~~~~ (she screams.) Kuki: (runs to Vicky) what happened? Vicky: He, he……
He touched me! Fenix: No!! I didn’t. Lisa: You lie!! I e you did that. What I say is an absolute truth. Other customers gather around them to e what is happening. Kuki: Well, eing is believing, sir…… Fenix: I feel humiliated. So, boss. You must solve this problem. Look at your Waitress. They are such tricky women. Kuki: But, they say you did it……….Sir, I think……. Fenix: What? You mean I am a pervert? Oh………Is this the way you rve your customers? You must give me an explanation today! Maybe giving me some money will make me forget it. Lisa: You are a shameless cheater, liar. The argument continues.
北京师范大学研究生Scene III Allen and Tim are angry for what they saw. Allen: I won’t tolerate your behavior anymore. Tim: That’s right. Come on, sir. It’s your fault. We all know that. Fenix: Hmn? You think so? But I don’t think so. I mean, if the boss and the waitress make an apology to me, I might leave early. Or I will stay and make sure that no other customers walk inside the restaurant. Kuki: Oh……Don’t do that, plea. Sir, you have to know it won’t do you any good. Fenix: Yeah……it won’t do me any good unless you pay me some money for the humiliation you have caud me. You have disgraced me. Tim: Such
a liar, I can’t believe it!! Fenix: Mind your own business. Allen: (Takes out his badge.)See. Fenix: Uh…… Allen: I’m a police officer. Maybe you know what I’ll do with you. Fenix turns to the door quickly. Everybody in the restaurant all claps and cheers for Allen. Lisa: There is very few good people in our society. Many bad people bully the weak and fear the strong. Tim: Yeah…….but trust me, justice will win. Kuki: We are so lucky you are here. Thank you very much. Allen: You are welcome. It’s just my duty.
