大长腿很好，但是小短腿儿也会有春天
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“腿到用时方恨短”是矮个子一生难以启齿的痛楚，然而却很少有人能体会到大高个“高处不胜寒”的凄凉。作为一个身高1.94cm的长腿欧巴，本文诙谐幽默地叙述了高的苦痛、矮的优势，让人看了不禁莞尔——原来小短腿儿也有春天……
I was born a tall man and it’s only gotten wor since then. At 6 feet and 4 inches, I am exactly as tall as you can get before it starts frightening children. While height is a touchy subject and many people would love to be taller, I can assure you the grass isn’t always greener on the other side. Short people are the ones that really have it made . Yeah, sure, being tall isn’t all bad.
I always get to stand in the back for group photos, so no one will ever know how often I have mustard on my shirts. People always look up to me, whether they want to or not. I went straight from young enough to ride in a stroller to tall enough to ride a rollercoaster.有关历史的书
And don’t get me wrong, being short sucks sometimes. People make the same annoying “midget” jokes repeatedly. The jokes were obnoxious the first time and hearing them another billion times hasn’t helped. I’d like to personally apologize for everyone that’s made one of tho jokes. It just isn’t possible for
us tall people to be more creative, we’ve lost too many brain cells banging our heads on low chandeliers.
The thing is, for every shelf out of reach or woman that won’t date guys under 6 feet, there’s an opposite problem faced by tall people. I know it doesn’t em like it, but there are plenty of situations where a shorter height is a blessing.
Who doesn’t like a nice hug? Tall people, that’s who. We have to either do a weird crouch thing or bend down while towering over the other person. There’s just no easy way to do it. Tall women have this one even wor. They can’t hug without smashing their chest into the person’s face like the least subtle pick-up move ever.
Short people are also better dancers. Long lanky limbs make it almost impossible for tall people to do it well. To make matters wor, they stick out above the crowd on the dance floor, so no one will miss a tall dork that can’t dance. Don’t even think about making a tall person slow dance. That’s like taking an awkward tall hug and stretching it out for an eternity of torture.
Short girls also have the luxury of making the whole world e them at MySpace angles. If you’re not familiar with MySpace angles, they came from a photography trick where
girls took lfies with the camera way above their head becau it made them look like babes on MySpace. Just imagine a life where everyone es you like that 24/7 and always thinks you’re a babe. Doesn’t sound so bad to me!
Fashion is another area where shorter people are gifted. Everything old is new again and some people that don’t grow into Jolly Green Giants can still fit in their childhood clothes. Why pay $50 for a trendy vintage Ninja Turtles shirt when you can just wear the same one you had when you were ten?
“腿到用时方恨短”是矮个子一生难以启齿的痛楚，然而却很少有人能体会到大高个“高处不胜寒”的凄凉。作为一个身高1.94cm的长腿欧巴，本文诙谐幽默地叙述了高的苦痛、矮的优势，让人看了不禁莞尔——原来小短腿儿也有春天……
I was born a tall man and it’s only gotten wor since then. At 6 feet and 4 inches, I am exactly as tall as you can get before it starts frightening children. While height is a touchy subject and many people would love to be taller, I can assure you the grass isn’t always greener on the other side. Short people are the ones that really have it made . Yeah, sure, being tall isn’t all bad.
红薯汤I always get to stand in the back for group photos, so no one will
ever know how often I have mustard on my shirts. People always look up to me, whether they want to or not. I went straight from young enough to ride in a stroller to tall enough to ride a rollercoaster.
严谨是什么意思And don’t get me wrong, being short sucks sometimes. People make the same annoying “midget” jokes repeatedly. The jokes were obnoxious the first time and hearing them another billion times hasn’t helped. I’d like to personally apologize for everyone that’s made one of tho jokes. It just isn’t possible for us tall people to be more creative, we’ve lost too many brain cells banging our heads on low chandeliers.
逖的读音High fives are the coolest thing ever but tall people can only give them, not receive. If we put our hands up for a high five, we’re just being jerks becau the other person can’t reach. Piggyback rides are just as bad. Everybody wants one from the tall guy but the only people that can give me a piggyback ride without my feet dragging are too busy playing in the NBA.冬天的草莓能吃吗
The benefits of being short are only the tip of the iceberg. You rule at limbo, you can still Trick-or-Treat, and you always have legroom. The world is your oyster, short people, so slurp it up.
V ocabulary
1. 身高是一个敏感话题，而且许多人都想长得更高一些，但我向你保证，上面的空气并没有比下面的好到哪里去。touchy: 敏感的。少林心意把
2. have it made: 具备胜利的一切有利条件，有胜利的把握。
3. mustard: 芥末。
4. stroller: 婴儿车;rollercoaster: 过山车。
5. suck: 〈俚〉令人厌烦，让人不愉快而兴奋。
6. midget: 矮子。
7. obnoxious: 极粗鲁的，惹人厌烦的。
8. 想让我们大高个多点创意是不行能了，光是头撞在低悬的吊灯上就已经让我们失去了太多的脑细胞。bang: (尤指无意中)猛撞，撞击; chandelier: 吊灯。
9. out of reach: 够不着。
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